Gary K
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- Kung-fu Kelly!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- I take the good with the bad, Smile with the sad, Love what I got, And remember what I had. Always forgave, But never forgot, Learned from my mistakes, But never regret. People change, Things go wrong, I just remembered ..Life Goes On...
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- Ace Ventura 1&2 all the way!!! the simpsons movie, Back to the Future Trilogy
Die Hard (all 4), the usual suspects, happy gilmore, spiderman (all 3), braveheart, 300, lord of the rings, HAPPY GILMOUR, the departed to name but a few, canny rem much more the noo coz im writing this half cut! - Sports
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Best Round Of Golf Ever
Best Round of Golf
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a Terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished Your round of golf didn't you!
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed The doctor snickered and said, "Just Fucking with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"
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Aw btw the thing is off! But hink were gonna go up the street fur a few beers, dno who's goin though
I heard u got a joab!! Whits that aww aboot? am a the only spongin tramp left in blantir.... aww yir da. i forgoat aboot him. hah x
still bullying ma da???
just checking.........sum1 needs to keep it up while im away!!!
xx
It's not finished the living room is not finished!! How did 2day go?? X
Awrite sexy pants!!
Hows u?? Am well missin your ghetto booty!!
Whit u been up tae?? Is my tax money still
supportin your work shy big ass?? Hah.
Get a headset and get skype. U got a mic??
Mwah xxx
alrite gary m8 hows u been wit u been up to ? still trying to play fitba way mcduff lol
Hi Gary,
Hows u? im just chillin in ma hotel room sorting out some stuff for uni. wentto see a house last night was pretty nice. one of the girls whos movin ins mum was there. her bf is scottish n she was invinting me to the Rangers club ladies night ha! she sadi they go to the Celtic one too doubt it but. So thats that house scrapped ha! only kiddin goin to see another 2 today! then just gonna pick one.
tell stephen am ok told ma mum to txt him coz dont want to be runin up big phone bills. he will need to get skype so i can fone him for free.
xx
You well missing me??
Its awrite big man!! I'll be back soon!!
Ma phone doesn't work out here so its bebo time!!
Tell Rooster I said he's a wee weiner!!!
Love you x
hi dolly getting nervous now and excited c you tommorow xx
Hiya I'm doing ok. Working as a maths teacher in Strathaven academy. Few old ogilvie faces there! Mrs Frew music works there and James mcaleenan aka space man heehee is the brass instructor on a Monday.
How are you getting on? Can't believe how old we are all getting! Almost ten years since we left school! I was looking through photo albums the other day and came across our primary school trip to kaimes!! So funny
Hey Gary how's things? I see you were Rouseys bestman how did it go? How was your speech?
xxxxxxx
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have some LOVE
xxx
Ano m8 - its defo squeeky bum time!!!
Gotta hope hearts and dundee utd draw ramora coz that means united play them nxt week havin to win to get in2 europe.
We've only won once at easter road in the last 4 years so fingers crossed.
Jobs ok - cant complain. bit different from our usual but hey its work - how u gettin on? any leads?
Hail Hail!!!
Thanks wee man, love you too xxxxxx
Luv u Gaz! x
Hey Gary, Iam so sorry to her about your wee nephew! Just wanted to send myl ove to you and yor family! Take care xxxxxx
just to let you know i am thinking about you x
Hi Gary, hope you're ok- send my love to Donna too. Thinking of you all. The skin is really lovely. We'll see you tomorrow.
Steph xxx
orite gazza ,gees a wee bell or fone weneva u feel like it buddy.heart goes oot tae ur family m8 mcduff
AMAZING!! THANKYOU!! XXXXXXXXXX