Neil S

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gumbotronic funkertronic the mad scrounger in the fannytronic
Me, Myself, and I
Fuck me thats me 29 now getting fecking old.Work as a pole dancer now cause im the best at it with out a doubt ha ha!!!I like to go out a lot by partying hard and getting mad with it with my mates.I usually go out in Glasgow sometimes or my hometown Largs Vegas.Most of my mates know me as Gumbo,Gumbotronic and Gumbotron,there is a story to these nicknames but i will tell you that later!I need to get out this shithole this summer and go somwhere 4 a long holiday and crete some utter feckin madness.I like to dance to all sorts of music except shitty classical and pissy chessy music.I've got some supreme dance moves and usually show them off anywhere i go.I'm knowen from coast to coast like butter on toast for this talent.Always up for a laugh.Lets go fucking mental!!!oi bye the way gumbo in the jungle ready for a rumble dont be shy give it a try and show us ur dirty smelly kipper pieholeeeeeeee!!!!the beat,the beat,the beat is the gumbotronic in the fannytronic!!!lets get mad wi
Music
The music i like is mainly Dance, funky house, hard house, hardcore, happy hardcore and indie anything i can fucking dance to!!!I like the chemical brothers, my chemical romance, oasis, stone roses, ultrasonic, QFX, Q-tex and many many more.
Films
My favourite film of all time is Bravehart(freedom)I also like Lord Of The Sting Rings And Star Wars and a classic is got to be Scareface(say hello to my little friend!!!)and also any harcore horror films that r from the past that have total gore like hellraiser1, 2 and 3 or the evil dead films or even ted bundys film but i wont even go there cause it is totally fucking mentally sick!!!
Sports
I like to play and watch footie and support Glasgow Rangers(come on the Billy boys!!!), Chelsa and scotland.I also like to play golf, snooker and pool.
Scared Of and hates!
Sweet fuck all!!!I hate fucking big brother cause its total shite and full of weirdos, it would only be good if i was in there causing havoc and madness!!!!
Happiest When
Going out with the boys, getting drunk and mad with it!Fucking yeah!!!And also showing off some new dance moves!Talking pure shit when drunk at the end of the nite with my mates!its fucking quality and u get a good laugh!most happiest when going abroad and getting out this shithole so nobody knows me but u always find that some fanny that knows u or some fanny that reconizes u or someone that knows u then u feel like a total fanny and say where in the world that someone can go that doesnt know me or one of ur friends and then uve got 2 say where the fuck is party time enjoy the sun or the rain and get fucking mad with it yeah ha!!!cause the beat the beat the beat is gumbotronic is in fannytronic!
Holidays and living abroad
The best holiday i've been was 5 years ago in Gran Canaria withe the boys>we got really mad with it and it was fucking amazing!I also enjoyed Cancun when i was 21 and Amsterdam when i was 18, good smoke there!the worst place ive been to was Marakeech in Morocco, it was a fucking dumphole but their was really good smoke there.im off all this week but not going anywhere bummer, hopefully try and get away in august 4 two weeks!!!I lived abroad 4 about 10 years, when i was reallly younger i stayed in minnesota, usa, u thought scotland was fucking cold then trying living out there in winter its fecking -20, then i stayed in france the fucking frogs where the woman have got hairy armpits, I stayed jst outside paris fucking arseholes!the french from paris r wankers!next stop in living abroad is aussie land and with the mad fucking kiwis in new zealand, the kiwis r always up 4 a laugh, they go fucking mental and get totally fucking mad with it.
TV
I watching re runs of only fools and horses, i also like the sci fi channel, sports and mtv.

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    One of Gordon Brown's first tasks as PM is to impose a tax on sex:
    kissing will be taxed at10%
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[x] Name: neil(gumbo,gumbot,gumbotronic)
[x] Birthplace: irvine
[x] Current Location: glasvegas
[x] Eye Color: brown
[x] Hair Color: brown but hardly any
[x] Righty or Lefty: righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: gemini
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: neither irn bru all the way or strongbow
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: mcds
[x] Single or group dates: single
[x] Adidas or Nike: neither puma
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: neither strawberry
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: neither makes me spew
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yes
[x] Take a shower: yes everday
[x] Have a crush(es): yes
[x] Who are they: that would be telling
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: no
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: being htere
[x] Like high school: no got expelled
[x] Want to get married: maybe if the right one came along
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
[x] Believe in yourself: yes
[x] Get motion sickness: no
[x] Think you are a health freak: no
[x] Get along with your parents: yes sometimes
[x] Play an instrument: yeah my cock
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: millions of times
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: no but hav missed school
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yes all the time but jst girls
[x] Cried during a Movie?: no
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: no
[x] Had an imaginary friend: no
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: yes she was well fit
[x] Been caught "doing something": yes in a park
[x] Been called a tease: no
[x] Been in a fight: yes a good few
[x] Shoplifted: yes
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 4
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 7
[x] Number of CDs that I own: 100s
[x] Number of tattoos: 1
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a couple al 4 the wrong reasons
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: a few
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: yes
[x] Your friends: yes some of them
[x] Santa Claus: no
[x] Tooth Fairy: no
[x] Destiny/Fate: yes
[x] Angels: no
[x] Ghosts: maybe
[x] UFO s: yes
[x] God: no
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: no
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: no single
[x] Do you like anyone?: a few cheeky girls
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: the gstar
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: barry
[x] Are you close to any family member?: my maw
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: the real boys
[x] When have you cried the most: nanas funeral
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: get fucked
[x] Worst Feeling?: going 2 wrk
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: no
[x] Met someone: a few folk
[x] Drove a car: no
[x] Talked on the phone: yes
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: blue
[x] Best hair color: brown
[x] Short or long hair: short
[x] Best height: 5ft4
[x] Best weight: 9stone
[x] Best first date location: the pub

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Name :   neil derek smith
Nick Name :   gumbo,gumbotron,gumbotronic,gumbot, u name ive got it
Birthdate :   20/06/78
Birthplace:   Irvine
Current Location:   Glasgow
Eye Color:   brown
Hair Color:   brown but hardly any
Height:   63
Weight:   13 stone
Piercings:   nane
Tatoos:   one the flaming fire through the bush
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   no single
Vehicle:   taxi,drink 2 much so dont hav a car
Overused Phrase:   dont be shy gie it a try and so on (everbody that knows me
FAVORITES
Food:   pasta,chinese and macdonalds and chippies
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   anywhere in the toon
Candy:   mm peanuts
Number:   20
Color:   blue red and white
Animal:   dog
Drink:   a buckbow
Body Part on Opposite sex:   smile, bum and tities
Perfume:   212
TV Show:   only fools and horses
Music Album:   dont really hav one listen 2 loads
Movie:   scareface
Actor/Actress:   al pacino
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   neither irn bru is the best
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcds go there nearly every day
Chocolate or Vanilla   its got 2 be yorkie least u dont share with birs because its
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   neither im a savoury man
Kiss or Hug:   both
Dog or Cat:   dog,pusssy r for licking not liking
Rap or Punk:   none dance is the best
Summer or Winter:   summer xmas i hate u know why but i would prefer winter if i
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   happy gilmore is the only funny film ive seeen so far and go
Love or Money:   a bit of both
YOUR...
Bedtime:   whenever i like and try and get my arse of the sofa
Most Missed Memory:   ive got amnesia so dont hav one lol
Best phyiscal feature:   the whole body because helps me dance better than other one
First Thought Waking Up:   why does my head hurt and want madness did i get up 2 last n
Ambition:   dont hav one at the mom
Best Friends:   barry,stef,jose,warren and the rest of the crew u know who u
Weakness:   why weakness is 4 the pussys
Fears:   sfa
Longest relationship:   2 yrs
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   what is a patner classified as
Ever been beaten up:   yeah but they didnt win
Ever beaten someone up:   yeah but if i did tell anybody i would be in the jail lol
Ever Shoplifted:   shshhhhhh the fbiiiiiiiii is watching
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yeah in my paddingpoool in the back garden
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   where do u want 2 know
Been Dumped Lately:   no single dont get dumped
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue
Favorite Hair Color:   brunette but pretty blondes will do
Short or Long:   long
Height:   smaller than me which isnt hard
Style:   hot classy and outgoing
Looks or Personality:   both a babe has 2 hav the sense of humour i hav but a bit of
Hot or Cute   a bit of both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   slim
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   somwhere hot and dry cause im sick of the big one doing a m
How do you want to Die:   havent dedided
Been to the Mall Lately:   no shopping is 4 the lassies
Get along with your Parents:   yeah
Health Freak:   not in a million yrs do like rabbit food,take aways rthe way
Do you think your Attractive:   ask the ladies
Believe in Yourself:   oh yeah got cause nobody else dooe most of the time
Want to go to College:   college manu moons ago
Do you Smoke:   yes but trying 2 quit but not happening
Do you Drink:   oh yeah binging is the best
Shower Daily:   sometimes when i can be fucked lol
Been in Love:   no
Do you Sing:   no
Want to get Married:   havent me the rich bitch yet
Do you want Children:   maybe
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   lol yrs ago
Hate anyone:   anyone who canny be fucked with me lol
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  • Frank Alexander
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    alright neily boy how are you good xmas and new year how's work ?

    Jan 21
  • Shed Nightclub
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    8 days til christmas!!

    4 days til pimps and ho ho ho's!!!

    Will we see you there?
    pimpin tunes, santa claus, drinks from 1.50
    its gonna be huge!!

    merry christmas

    xxx

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    Dec 17
  • Ignition Glasgow

    Hi there,

    Dont forget if your in town THIS THURSDAY and like your music HARD then pop into Ignition @ Black Ice, Sauchiehall street, Glasgow. Full line up is on our profile.

    FREE ENTRY and DRINKS PROMO'S......

    7pm till 12am

    Ignition is on every second Thursday and brings you the very best in UK Hardcore, Makina, Hard House and Scouse House. With the best DJ's in and around Glasgow.

    An excellent way to start your night off or your weekend.





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  • Jimbob

    CHEERS 4 PUTTIN DAT DICK HOGG IN HIS PLACE LASTNITE M8,I WAS FUKIN ILL WEN A CAME HOME
    ,I JUS OUT MA BED NOW ,TOTALLY FUKIN LOADED WAY THE COLD MAN.CHEERZ AGAIN DUDE
    ....FUKIN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!:)

    Dec 5
  • Jimbob

    aye m8 canny wait till january ,thatl b sum nite ,itl b here in no time,am no bak in da shithole till friday,..........i try 2 put all the madness i can find on ma page man,its wot its all about man innit....that skin uv gots a cracker woz pissin maself m8,nice 1

    Dec 2
  • Jimbob

    av been up since 5 thismornin couldny sleep man,fukin nightmare ,been puffin all day,gonny try get a early nite 2nite man,am tottally fukt
    john looks nuts in the piks aye,
    class man ,need 2 do shit like that more often

    Dec 2
  • Frank Alexander
    Frank Alexander

    alright neil what you been up to ?

    Dec 2
  • Jimbob

    awrite m8..how the fuk ya doin:)

    Dec 2
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  • Lorraine
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    haha i love shopping any excuse!!! am ok, you? you out this weekend?

    Nov 20
  • Shed Nightclub
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    Dear Friend,
    Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
    Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
    There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
    As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.

    Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!

    will we see you there?
    xxx

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    Dear Friend,
    Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
    Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
    There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
    As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.

    Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!

    will we see you there?
    xxx

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    Nov 12
  • Footichick
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    whats thsi greeness about get it changed to blue is the colour :L :L :L , u gonna watch game come on the gers we need to win or we are oot :(

    Nov 4
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    new boho wednesdays is here.

    Premium drinks at student prices from a pound all night :D

    dont miss the launch party tommorow night from 10.30pm.

    Limited guest list available

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    new boho wednesdays is here.

    Premium drinks at student prices from a pound all night :D

    dont miss the launch party tommorow night from 10.30pm.

    Limited guest list available

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    new boho wednesdays is here.

    Premium drinks at student prices from a pound all night :D

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    Limited guest list available

    See you there :D ?

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