Neil S
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- gumbotronic funkertronic the mad scrounger in the fannytronic
- Me, Myself, and I
- Fuck me thats me 29 now getting fecking old.Work as a pole dancer now cause im the best at it with out a doubt ha ha!!!I like to go out a lot by partying hard and getting mad with it with my mates.I usually go out in Glasgow sometimes or my hometown Largs Vegas.Most of my mates know me as Gumbo,Gumbotronic and Gumbotron,there is a story to these nicknames but i will tell you that later!I need to get out this shithole this summer and go somwhere 4 a long holiday and crete some utter feckin madness.I like to dance to all sorts of music except shitty classical and pissy chessy music.I've got some supreme dance moves and usually show them off anywhere i go.I'm knowen from coast to coast like butter on toast for this talent.Always up for a laugh.Lets go fucking mental!!!oi bye the way gumbo in the jungle ready for a rumble dont be shy give it a try and show us ur dirty smelly kipper pieholeeeeeeee!!!!the beat,the beat,the beat is the gumbotronic in the fannytronic!!!lets get mad wi
- Music
- The music i like is mainly Dance, funky house, hard house, hardcore, happy hardcore and indie anything i can fucking dance to!!!I like the chemical brothers, my chemical romance, oasis, stone roses, ultrasonic, QFX, Q-tex and many many more.
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- My favourite film of all time is Bravehart(freedom)I also like Lord Of The Sting Rings And Star Wars and a classic is got to be Scareface(say hello to my little friend!!!)and also any harcore horror films that r from the past that have total gore like hellraiser1, 2 and 3 or the evil dead films or even ted bundys film but i wont even go there cause it is totally fucking mentally sick!!!
- Sports
- I like to play and watch footie and support Glasgow Rangers(come on the Billy boys!!!), Chelsa and scotland.I also like to play golf, snooker and pool.
- Scared Of and hates!
- Sweet fuck all!!!I hate fucking big brother cause its total shite and full of weirdos, it would only be good if i was in there causing havoc and madness!!!!
- Happiest When
- Going out with the boys, getting drunk and mad with it!Fucking yeah!!!And also showing off some new dance moves!Talking pure shit when drunk at the end of the nite with my mates!its fucking quality and u get a good laugh!most happiest when going abroad and getting out this shithole so nobody knows me but u always find that some fanny that knows u or some fanny that reconizes u or someone that knows u then u feel like a total fanny and say where in the world that someone can go that doesnt know me or one of ur friends and then uve got 2 say where the fuck is party time enjoy the sun or the rain and get fucking mad with it yeah ha!!!cause the beat the beat the beat is gumbotronic is in fannytronic!
- Holidays and living abroad
- The best holiday i've been was 5 years ago in Gran Canaria withe the boys>we got really mad with it and it was fucking amazing!I also enjoyed Cancun when i was 21 and Amsterdam when i was 18, good smoke there!the worst place ive been to was Marakeech in Morocco, it was a fucking dumphole but their was really good smoke there.im off all this week but not going anywhere bummer, hopefully try and get away in august 4 two weeks!!!I lived abroad 4 about 10 years, when i was reallly younger i stayed in minnesota, usa, u thought scotland was fucking cold then trying living out there in winter its fecking -20, then i stayed in france the fucking frogs where the woman have got hairy armpits, I stayed jst outside paris fucking arseholes!the french from paris r wankers!next stop in living abroad is aussie land and with the mad fucking kiwis in new zealand, the kiwis r always up 4 a laugh, they go fucking mental and get totally fucking mad with it.
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- I watching re runs of only fools and horses, i also like the sci fi channel, sports and mtv.
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tax on sex
One of Gordon Brown's first tasks as PM is to impose a tax on sex:
kissing will be taxed at10%
hugging at 20%
Squezzing at 30%
smooching at 50%
and full on sex at 90%
The great news 4 u as a wanker is that it will still be tax free!
New Labour working hard for wankers!
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muffdiving
ive been muffdiver 4 many of years,ive spent on my my on muffdiving,the gear,the goggles,the snorkle and the muffdiving tank,if im not muffdiving im having a wank!!!
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| Name : |   neil derek smith | |
| Nick Name : |   gumbo,gumbotron,gumbotronic,gumbot, u name ive got it | |
| Birthdate : |   20/06/78 | |
| Birthplace: |   Irvine | |
| Current Location: |   Glasgow | |
| Eye Color: |   brown | |
| Hair Color: |   brown but hardly any | |
| Height: |   63 | |
| Weight: |   13 stone | |
| Piercings: |   nane | |
| Tatoos: |   one the flaming fire through the bush | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   no single | |
| Vehicle: |   taxi,drink 2 much so dont hav a car | |
| Overused Phrase: |   dont be shy gie it a try and so on (everbody that knows me | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   pasta,chinese and macdonalds and chippies | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   anywhere in the toon | |
| Candy: |   mm peanuts | |
| Number: |   20 | |
| Color: |   blue red and white | |
| Animal: |   dog | |
| Drink: |   a buckbow | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   smile, bum and tities | |
| Perfume: |   212 | |
| TV Show: |   only fools and horses | |
| Music Album: |   dont really hav one listen 2 loads | |
| Movie: |   scareface | |
| Actor/Actress: |   al pacino | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   neither irn bru is the best | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   mcds go there nearly every day | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   its got 2 be yorkie least u dont share with birs because its | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   neither im a savoury man | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   both | |
| Dog or Cat: |   dog,pusssy r for licking not liking | |
| Rap or Punk: |   none dance is the best | |
| Summer or Winter: |   summer xmas i hate u know why but i would prefer winter if i | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   happy gilmore is the only funny film ive seeen so far and go | |
| Love or Money: |   a bit of both | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   whenever i like and try and get my arse of the sofa | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   ive got amnesia so dont hav one lol | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   the whole body because helps me dance better than other one | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   why does my head hurt and want madness did i get up 2 last n | |
| Ambition: |   dont hav one at the mom | |
| Best Friends: |   barry,stef,jose,warren and the rest of the crew u know who u | |
| Weakness: |   why weakness is 4 the pussys | |
| Fears: |   sfa | |
| Longest relationship: |   2 yrs | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   what is a patner classified as | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   yeah but they didnt win | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   yeah but if i did tell anybody i would be in the jail lol | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   shshhhhhh the fbiiiiiiiii is watching | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   yeah in my paddingpoool in the back garden | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   where do u want 2 know | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   no single dont get dumped | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   brunette but pretty blondes will do | |
| Short or Long: |   long | |
| Height: |   smaller than me which isnt hard | |
| Style: |   hot classy and outgoing | |
| Looks or Personality: |   both a babe has 2 hav the sense of humour i hav but a bit of | |
| Hot or Cute |   a bit of both | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   slim | |
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| What country do you want to Visit: |   somwhere hot and dry cause im sick of the big one doing a m | |
| How do you want to Die: |   havent dedided | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   no shopping is 4 the lassies | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   yeah | |
| Health Freak: |   not in a million yrs do like rabbit food,take aways rthe way | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   ask the ladies | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   oh yeah got cause nobody else dooe most of the time | |
| Want to go to College: |   college manu moons ago | |
| Do you Smoke: |   yes but trying 2 quit but not happening | |
| Do you Drink: |   oh yeah binging is the best | |
| Shower Daily: |   sometimes when i can be fucked lol | |
| Been in Love: |   no | |
| Do you Sing: |   no | |
| Want to get Married: |   havent me the rich bitch yet | |
| Do you want Children: |   maybe | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   lol yrs ago | |
| Hate anyone: |   anyone who canny be fucked with me lol | |
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Shed NightclubDec 178 days til christmas!!
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4 days til pimps and ho ho ho's!!!
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pimpin tunes, santa claus, drinks from 1.50
its gonna be huge!!
merry christmas
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Dont forget if your in town THIS THURSDAY and like your music HARD then pop into Ignition @ Black Ice, Sauchiehall street, Glasgow. Full line up is on our profile.
FREE ENTRY and DRINKS PROMO'S......
7pm till 12am
Ignition is on every second Thursday and brings you the very best in UK Hardcore, Makina, Hard House and Scouse House. With the best DJ's in and around Glasgow.
An excellent way to start your night off or your weekend.
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JimbobDec 5
CHEERS 4 PUTTIN DAT DICK HOGG IN HIS PLACE LASTNITE M8,I WAS FUKIN ILL WEN A CAME HOME
,I JUS OUT MA BED NOW ,TOTALLY FUKIN LOADED WAY THE COLD MAN.CHEERZ AGAIN DUDE
....FUKIN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!
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JimbobDec 2
aye m8 canny wait till january ,thatl b sum nite ,itl b here in no time,am no bak in da shithole till friday,..........i try 2 put all the madness i can find on ma page man,its wot its all about man innit....that skin uv gots a cracker woz pissin maself m8,nice 1
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av been up since 5 thismornin couldny sleep man,fukin nightmare ,been puffin all day,gonny try get a early nite 2nite man,am tottally fukt
john looks nuts in the piks aye,
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awrite m8..how the fuk ya doin
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Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
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Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
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FootichickNov 4whats thsi greeness about get it changed to blue is the colour
, u gonna watch game come on the gers we need to win or we are oot
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