How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Be my friend
[ ] Bestest friends

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
[ ] No where near me

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] Horrible

Would you rather....with me
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Watch tv
[ ] Get Drunk with me

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

If I asked u out Would u
[ ] Say yes
[ ] Say no
[ ] Decide when w get 2 it

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

> >>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
> >>
> >>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
> >>
> >>Nike Condoms - Just do it
> >>
> >>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
> >>
> >>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
> >>
> >>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
> >>
> >>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
> >>
> >>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
> >>
> >>Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
> >>
> >>Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and
>going
> >>
> >>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
> >>
> >>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
> >>
> >>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
> >>
> >>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
> >>
> >>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
> >>work
> >>
> >>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
> >>
> >>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
> >>
> >>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
> >>
> >>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
> >>
> >>Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

> >>Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
> >>
> >>Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
> >>
> >>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
> >>
> >>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
> >>
> >>McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it.

1. ωнσ αяє уσυ?
2. αяє ωє мαтєѕ?
3. ωнєи αи∂ нσω ∂ι∂ ωє мєєт?
4. wat do u think my sexyist feature is?
5. gινє мє α иι¢киαмє αи∂ ωну?
6. ∂єѕ¢яιвє мє ιи 1 ωσя∂?
7. ωнαт ωαѕ уσυя 1ѕт ιмρяєѕισи σf мє?
8. ∂σ уσυ ѕтιℓℓ тнιик тнє ѕαмє about me?
9. ωнαт яємιи∂ѕ уσυ σf мє?
10. Have u ever add a crush on me?
11. нσω ωєℓℓ ∂σ уσυ иσ мє?
12. if i said i luv u wat would u say?
13. нανє уσυ єνєя ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ мє ѕσмєтнιиg уσυ ¢συℓ∂ит?
14. wud you hug me
15. wud u kiss me?
16. cud u eva lv me?
17. wat was da most funiest think ive said 2 u or done around u?