Mr Brightside
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Scottish Put downs, Genius!!! The last ones mine!
Scottish Put Downs, Tell me your favourites and any more that are not up and tickle yer pickle!!!
Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle.
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
"I wouldny do her with a rusty pole"
mair chins than a chinese phone book
face like a melted welly
She smells like an alkies carpet
she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
It's like shaggin the sleeve aff a wizards cloak!
she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
fanny like a ripped out fireplace
face like a sand blasted tomato
arse like a bag a washing
Your face could get a job haunting houses
I wouldn't ride her if I had a bag of spare Dicks
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
she's seen more helmets than Hitler
The wheels turning but the hamsters died
she has been cocked more times than Davy Crocket's Musket
face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Shaggin that wis like throwing a tic tak to a whale!!
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Dec 3 via Mobile
Ashley Mcrae
Aw christmas on a wee budget this year! Or u just canny go out :-p
the guy who's taxi we got in had an orange in his pocket and he gave me it, some people are proper nice eh, sharing their taxi and giving me pressies. We made loads of new pals walking along the road!! Haha.
aye i'm going out this weekend probably. What about you?
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Nov 26 via Mobile
Ashley Mcrae
They were Ugg's ya wee goon!! Haha and no!! I'v managed to make myself look a bit more presentable..heels and everything!! Lol
aye i'm good Hows u? Whats been happening? I lost my orange that guy gave me :-( Haha!! Xx -
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7/13/09
Peter Goodall
Up for a real weekend soon?!! Thinking the end of August start of September! Wigan Sun 30th Aug or Blackburn Sat 19th Sept. Any problems?
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Wow..................How good looking would our Kids be!!!
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t go find my magic wand
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Jamos3/23/09he did the mash, he did the monster mash
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