This is when you know u r addicted to bebo!!!!!!

1. You are at a bar,club or dance and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Bebo.
2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Bebo?"
3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through Bebo.
4. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on Bebo!"
5. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/whiteboard or see that new picture 'so n so' left?"
6. You check your Bebo as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.
7. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.
8. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and want to repost this for everyone else to see
are you addicted?

Funny Courtroom Quotations
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Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
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Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
Officer: "Yes, I do."
Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."
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Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"
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Grumpy xmas and terrible new year!I trust you will all have a wonderful Christmas and New Year. My question is this – Is it
worth it?

The answer, undoubtedly, is NO. Even if you are loath to admit it, every Christmas and New Year is the same – a complete and utter waste of money and time, coupled with the odd argument.

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy seeing my family, and eating the food and drinking merrily. What I do not enjoy is the hysteria that surrounds this time of year. The sheer number of presents that the kids get astounds me. So many that they have no chance to appreciate fully what they do get, so in the end they just rip the wrapping paper, look at the gift and throw it aside ready for the next. Surely one or two big present and a few stocking fillers would suffice?
The houses, usually in council estates, completely covered in gaudy, second rate neon decorations, with blow up “Santa&Rudolph's” and complete sleighs in their gardens! The insistence that you must be happy, merry and in no way grumpy annoys me to such an extent that I feel like going round with shears to cut their trees down.
Another thing that annoys me is the amount of food bought. I am sure I have touched on this before, but for God’s sake, do you need three trolleys worth of food? Completely ridiculous, and if you did this you should be shot immediately. No offence intended!
Now, once it has all been done, the decorations have come down and the wrapping paper is in the bin, interminably awaiting collection, you feel a bit silly don’t you? We are in the middle of a recession, and you have just spent a thousand pounds on one day’s festivities. The kids only play with one of their presents – one of the cheaper ones, most likely; you binned half of the food and you have so much chocolate in the house you could save it for Easter.My suggestion is to write down exactly how you are feeling now. Note down how long it takes to pay your credit card bill off, the number of days before your kids lose half the small bits in their toys, how long it takes before the noisy presents have their batteries taken out. Jot down every annoying and needlessly expensive thing you have done this Christmas. Once you have completed this lengthy process, put this note in the November section of one of the nine calendars you received. This way, hopefully, you won’t make the same mistake again, thus I will not be so grumpy next year!!