MM BOP A LADY!!!

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were holes in the road (echo)
and if i was a dump truck (echo)
Id fill them with my load (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were buns on the shelf (echo)
and if i was a baker (echo)
id cream them all myself (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were waves in the ocean (echo)
and if i was a surfer (echo)
id ride them with my motion (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were bricks in the wall (echo)
and if i was a bricklayer (echo)
i would lay them all (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were monkeys in a tree (echo)
and if i was a banana (echo)
they'd be sucking on me (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were bells in the tower (echo)
and if i was a bell boy (echo)
i'd dong them every hour (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were sheep in the grass (echo)
and if i was an aussie (echo)
id f*** them up the arse (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were deer in the firest (echo)
and if i was some long grass (echo)
i'd tickle their cl***ris (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were fish in a pool (echo)
and if I was a fisherman (echo)
I’d catch ‘em with my tool (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were brown paper bags (echo)
and I was a butcher (echo)
I’d fill ‘em with my snags (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were wind out at sea (echo)
and I was a sail boat (echo)
then they’d all blow me! (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were jockeys in a race (echo)
and I was a saddle (echo)
they’d sit upon on my face (echo)

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
Were sail boats in a race (echo)
And I was the headwind (echo)
I'd blow in their face (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2



YOGI BEAR

I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

And Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem.
Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem-Bear....etc.

Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.

Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc.

Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly
Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Bear....etc.

Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar Bear...etc.

Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum
Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum-Bear...etc.

Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala-Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to,
Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a cheesy nob, Cum-On, Cum-On
Yogi's got a cheesy nob, Cum-On, Camembert....etc.

But Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Bear, Care-Bear
Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Care, Care Bear....etc.

The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Unlucky.
The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Lucky Bear...etc.

Now I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.