Jam-Master G
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- I am Down for Whatever
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- Member since: February 2007
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- Last of the Famous International Playboys!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Why hello! and welcome to my bebo page! Although bebo is gay as a morris dancer in drag one feels one must still have one! what to say about me! im 30 years old now arghhh!,im bald, im probably horny, and unfortunately single! im bald! I am presently employed in cash converters buyin shit of jakeballs so they can smack up!! im bald! I live with ma mate greg in a nice little flat down the harbour!!im bald! Im not what would be descrbed as a people person in fact i dont really like people that much at all!except you! your just swell! well im rambling again not unusual so ill be off if you see me out mines a double southern comfort no ice and a little bit of lemonade!Did i mention im bald!
- Music
- whoa! where to begin anythin from metallica to motzart, beethoven to ben folds, bowie to bach, the zepp, floyd, the who, general classic rock, atreyu, alkaline trio, pumpkins the list is long!
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- nam films e.g full metal jacket anything that makes me think or not have to think and just laugh till i pee a little bit! horrors action ill watch anything im a former media student!
- Sports
- not a big sports fan but i like water sports like sailing and canoeing! i used to ski and rock climb aswell but who has the time! i like snooker and pool!
- Scared Of
- Wasps they can kill me! Girls, Rejection, Myself! 31!
- Happiest When
- listenin to music and hangin out with mates havin a laugh
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me its all true
G - You never let people tell you what to do.
O- one of the best in bed
R - Fucking Sexy
D - You have one of the best personalities ever
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
R - Fucking Sexy
A - Damn good kisser
N- You have a very good personality and looks
K- You like to try new things
I - You get hyper easily.
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A - Damn good kisser
B - Good all around person
C - You're wild and crazy
D - You have one of the best personalities ever
E - You have a nice ass.
F - People totally adore you
G - You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You really like to chill.
I - You get hyper easily.
J - Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You have a very good personality and looks.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
O- one of the best in bed
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R - Fucking Sexy
S- easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You're unique
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z- You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD0 Comments 142 weeks
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Jam-Master is a
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3 chumps recruited
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May 19: Jam-Master and Holly rused Jam-Master
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He drinks lots of petrol
He was born in space
He never blinks
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
He sleeps upside down like a bat
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His skin has the texture of dolphins
Theres an airport in Russia named after him
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts
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He's scared of bells
He once punched a horse to the ground
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His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight
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He smells of leaves”
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Paul RankinNov 22Alright dude. Oucht not a gr8 deal. Just finished workin ten dayz in a row. Bak 2 work 2morra at 9am.
U still frequenting Smiths? Haven't bn in 4 a wee while now. P
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Paul RankinNov 6
Alright Mr Rankin. Wotz new wit u? P
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Shagger.Oct 18about middle may-ish i thinks in Harleys,defo u were away with it but i must have been gased 2coz got lots of persons with the shades on. even disco dave ! lol
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The Official Furys AyrOct 15Fury's Rocks Pres.
THE COMPLETE STONE ROSES
**Exclusive Set for 20th anniversary debut album tour**
7PM-11PM FRIDAY 30TH OCTOBER
+ Support from Band Wars 2009 Comp. Winner
Tickets Online: www.tickets-scotland.com
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Amanda
HEY MR!!
Having an engadgmnt party 7th nov if ur not up to anything saying to old gr8works crew aswell!
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KellyOct 2You make me sick! x
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The Official Furys AyrSep 29
Band Wars 2009 Sponsored by Smirnoff & RGM Music
Heat 1: Friday 2nd of October (8.00pm-11.00pm)
Hiroshima Blackout / The Imperials / Rachel and the Revolvers
Heat 2: Friday 9th of October (8.00pm-11.00pm)
Psychoattractive / Semtex / Cursive Hearts
Heat 3: Friday 16th of October (8.00pm-11.00pm)
The Random Guy / Denizen
Final: Friday 23rd of October (8.00pm-11.00pm)
The winner of the final shall support The Complete Stone Roses at Furys on Friday 30th of October (7.00pm-11.00pm)!!!!
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William MarshallSep 17Oh herro!!!!!
whats happening my little raggy dol!!!
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its a self portrait just for you!
Gregor Gibson 0 Repliesheres a combination that cant go wrong!
Gregor Gibson 0 RepliesThis is who you really are - what will Mrs Harrison say?! Haha!! xxxx
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