1.Your lying down on the bed{silk sheets},with ur pants around ur ankles.

2.In one hand,between ur index and middle finger you have a joint(whats inside it,is your choice),while the remainder of your hand is grasping on a ice cold bottle of luco(500ml).

3.In the other hand you are holding a bacon double cheese burger with extra cheese,while on the bed side locker to your right sits a large portion of chips and a mint milkshake(the ones you get for paddys day from McDonalds).

4.Staring you in the face about 4 meters from your haed sits a 42inch plazma flat screen with world cup 2006 highlights on.

5.Down around your midsection lies a beautiful tanned lady who looks like Jessica Alba giving you an OUTSTANDING blowjob.

6.In the corner of the room lies a C.D. player,playing a background tune(myself and Bulby chose that sky sports song,hear we go,hear we go,hear we go,hear we go,this is it.

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Ricky: I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.
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Ricky: Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky: A f**kin' ****** f**kin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as f**k, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... f**kin' get... different... F**K!
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Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f**kin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.