Luke
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Male, 16,
36
- from MILLBANK!!
- I am Married
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- Last active: 6 days ago
- www.bebo.com/No_added_Sugar_
- Tagline
- Feminists will become angry when one talks of Atoms without Eves.
- Me, Myself, and I
- An example of a typical MSN conversation between a Chavette and a legitimate human being:
* Chavette: Hey Baybz uk xxx
* Person: uk? oh, i get it! yep, i'm fine thanks. you?
* Chavete: f9 Fanx Baybz Wubu2 xxx
* Person: huh?
* Chavette: Loolz Nm Aint Got Nufin Too Doo Lmao xxx
* Person: oh... er, good. so how's your sister?
* Chavette: She Such A Fukin Bitch Mayyteee An She Sed She Preggaz Agen xxx
* Person: um, ok. isn't your sister 12?
* Chavette: Yea An She Only Got Lyyk Wun Kid Lool Wot A Tard
* Person: what?!
* Chavette: Omdzzz Yooh No Kayla Tbh She A Fukin Stunnah Mayyteee An She Gave Hed To Dat Mingaa Dave But Hes A Geek Wtf Y She Do Dat He Mingin Mayyteee xxx
* Person: he's my friend actually
* Chavette: Aaaaah Yooh Gona Get Propaa Merkd Now Mayyteee Tbh I Fukin Hate Yooh Y Yooh Bein Mayytees Wiff Dave He A Fukin Mong xxx
* Person: ok, i have no fucking idea what the hel * l you're saying, so i'm leaving
- muah
- So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!
- Films
- The host, the birds, dawsons creek, equiprium yea all the good stuff
- life
- I intend to live forever - so far, so good
- Scared Of
- Slugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Role Models
- Sarah Palin
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kR5S...
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A Blonde's Year
A Blonde's Year
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February :Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...... Box said "2-4 years!"
April :Trapped on escalator for hours ..... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of Water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June :Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, The other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August :Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Car swamped because soft-top was open.
September :The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October :Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December :Couldn't call 911 .. "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!0 Comments 38 weeks
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The Killer Bees
The Killer Bees were a tag team wrestling duo from the 1980's composed of identical twin brothers Steve and James Buzzleton. Although they were never officially licensed to wrestle by the World Wrestling Federation, the "Bees"- as their fans called them- wrestled for free on their own time, continually trying to "bee" accepted by the world at large.
0 Comments 50 weeks
aha abuse tomorrow
Sup lawd? Did we have French hw. Coz I wasn't really listen da dai lol
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Heya wua?? Luv
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am gdgd [:
at much at the weekend ?
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nope random add
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Lukee
hows you ?
at much ? [:
Lovee you dear luke
You and yer walking fast
First time eating kfc
Ox
Were all beautiful
Wats ur msn??
Heeyya ws? Aw jee pe lawd was funni lol I couldn't stop laughing lol wbs!
. Luv 
Lukee lawdd..
Sup.?.
Ox
Youu owe me love......................>
heey ....
dont be silly
lovee tht bebo skin ther luke
inoo
your scared
emm i mite ,
buh mite jus try go2 gortatole gain
wud u go bak til it ?
Noo luke
dnt start me -_-
il give you evils all day 2moro
Haa loseer ..you would be sooo rippin!
i love luke
and his smart answers in history
ino (:
loved it ,
u goin ta explorers nex year ?
aw ino school sucks ,
you 4th yr ?