Pittville Class of 2008
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Language to Engage, Not to Enrage...
It is with mixed feelings that I inform you of my EARLY retirement, I'd just like to point out that I am only 27 (as you can see), so this is very very early retirement.. But some cheeky little git called me a "Stupid Old Bitch" and that I should "Stick the C3 up my ass... and fart it back out again!"... I was enraged by this, but didn't take any sort of revenge... I just simply wiped that smile off the little fockers face by shitting in his bloody mouth!!
There are many lovely people that have been urging me to stay for just a couple more years, but I said to them "You selfish lil fockers want me to get tortured even more here??!?! Let me go you wankers!!" In those kind and gentle words. I have achieved many things at Pittville, and that is why I have been nominated for many different awards at achievement day, well actually everything at achievement day is dedicated to my spectacular work!!
Thank you so much for helping me to achieve many wonderful things at this school, when it's so hard due to the vast majority of people (including teachers) have sent me death threats in the post, many that have said:
"Hey You! Sleeze-Ball..! Why the hell did you create this god damn system about the fucking consequence bullshit.. I hate you Bitch!!"
And there are many more like that from Mr O'Brian..
But it's the little shits at Pittville I would like to thank the most for all of my success, because kicking all of you little buggers out has made me look really good infront of my staff... Muhahahahahahhaaaa!!!
Mrs Winterman pHd, M.D, S.LaG, P.oTTy-PAn.t$
0 Comments 309 weeks
There has been a lot of stupidity at Pittville School recently... The throwing of cheese at my head has been a favourite among the students. One child, Daniel Smith, found it necessary to plant a webcam in the staff toilet as I was in the process of using it. This behaviour is unacceptable, and very childish. I have had to sack 16 teachers in the past week for masturbating on-site, and also I gave 5 C3 detentions for the little buggers that tried setting my leopard-skin jacket on fire.
I would have put the new expectations in this newsletter, but Lucas Leach and Michael Lepford felt the need to piss on the only copy of it. It will be enclosed in next months letter, after it has dried off on my washing line.
As you all know, I take great pride in my appearance, as a matter of fact, im blow-drying my armpit hair at this very moment - and I just wish to point out, that if anybody (including Mr O'Brian) tries to shave my head again and put a pointy pencil upright on my chair, they will get consequences.
Let this be a warning to all you little bummers.
Mrs J.V Winterman
4 Comments 325 weeks
2) Tutor Group?
3) Do you like Pittville?
4) Do you fink Mr Bridgen should get his cock out more often?
5) When was the last time you looked at Mrs Phillips in a sexual way?
6) Do you regret coming to Pittville?
7) Are you a Chav/Greebo, or are you someone that is gay enough to say "Im Myself"?
What Primary School did you go to?
9) Do you secretly get a boner in a C3 detention when Mr Gilpin gives you a Yellow Card?
10) Who has stiffer nips... Mrs Bell or Mrs Stevens?
24 Comments 336 weeks