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Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of
the undead.

Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.

Favourite saying?
Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.
Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.

Favourite Record?
Rodge: That fannypack song 'Cameltoe' is a real toe tapper.

Favourite Book?
Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever
running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me arse
now!
Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books

Favourite film?
Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.
Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1

Favourite musician?
Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones
Podge: Michael Barrymore

Most embarrassing moment of your life?
Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If he's not licking toilet
seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.
Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.

TV Programme?
Podge: When Nuns go bad

Favourite TV personality?
Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'You've been Framed'. I used to send
in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on 'You've been
Shamed' on Channel 69.

Favourite item of clothing?
Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.

Most desirable date?
Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The smell
of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!

Favourite method of relaxation?
Rodge: A good auld yank.

Biggest thrill?
Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed
those saddles for hours.

Biggest disappointment?
Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like
throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.
Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.

Your concept of hell?
Rodge: Louis Walsh

Greatest ambition?
Podge : To see Rodge dead.

Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?
Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in
anything that moved.

If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?
Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan

Favorite term of abuse?
Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.

Humanity's most useful unvention?
Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to reach
turds under the rim.
Rodge: Butt plugs

Humanity's most useless invention?
Podge : Ryan tubridys head.
Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce
infection.

Podege and Rodge Sayings......

My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

As funny as a burning orphanage

He's so camp, he shites tent pegs

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

As busy as the dalkey dole office

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

As tight as a nun's knickers

I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Up and down like a hoor's knickers

She's no show pony but would do for a ride around the house

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

I left her with a face like a painters radio

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche

As fit as a butcher's dog

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Not even the tide would take her out

Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her

Daz w

I did this because

A) I was bored,
B) I cant study anymore
C) and I seen it on Megan's page so there!

A - Available?: There's room in the inn tonight!

A - Age?: 23

A - Annoyance?: Bullshitters, two faced people. Bad Driving and people who break traffic lights. Driver testers

B - Best Friends?: A good few!

B - Birthday?: 13th August

C - Crush?: Orange?

C - Car?: Country lad like me has no need for a car, Sur I have a Massey Ferguson!

C - Cat?: Usta when I was about 10, They bred like rats so we had to get rid

D - Pets Name?: Max

D - Dad?: Cathal, the local Electrican, Part Time Farmer and Property Developer!

D - Dog?: Max the Golden Labrador

E - Easiest person to talk to?: To urself!!!!

E - Eggs?: Not in sandwiches Yuck!!

E - Email?: gmail

F - Favorite colours?: Blue and Yellow. Go on the Willies!!

F - Food?: Chocolate and Boxty comes a close second

G - Gummy Bears or gummy Worms?: Has to be gummy worms!

G - God?: I no I am, its hard being me...

G - Good Time?: Doing the little things in life, watching the local gaa stuff like that

H - Hair Color?: Pink!

H - Height?: 5ft 10 about

H - Happy?: Of course, Sur we're lucky to be who we are.

I - Ice Cream?: Mmmmmmm

I - Instruments?: Never any good at them, cant play to save my life

I - Idol?: Bill Cullen is forever an inspiration to me

J - Jewellery?: None

J - Joke?: Knock Knock. Whose there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door!

K - Kids?: I have kids in 12 countries and mistresses in another 10....

K - Karate?: Nope

K - Kite?: Nope

L -Longest Car Ride: Killarney Via Castleisland, Limerick and every god damm town, village and pub from there to Dublin. A sur it was spent in good company!

L -Largest object in your room: Have you seen my room, there isnt enough room for any "objects"

L -Longest amount of time you ever slept: About a day, cant remember tho

M - Milk Flavor: They're only for kids who hate milk...

M - Mothers Name: Joan - Household Director and Part Time Farmer!

M - Movie Last Watched: Anchorman, Tis a Classic!!

N - Number of Siblings: Just the 1 brother

N - Northern or Southern: Southern

O - ONE Wish?: To do the things that makes me happy or as Tommy Teirnan said do the things that made you happy when you were 10 and ull be happy.

O - One Phobia?: Lakes and swimming pools etc, Heights too..

O - One true love?: Beer?

P - Parents: See above

P - Part of your appearance you like best: Thats a womany question!

P - Personality you like best: People who are smart and witty

Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick

Q - Quiet or Loud?: Depends on the occasion

R - Reason to smile: There's always a reason

R - Reality TV Show: None they're all crap Im actually going to remove C4 and E4 for the summer and any other channel with reality crap on it. But ill prob end up tuning them back in the next day to see how they are gettin on

R - Right or Left: Right

S - Song Last Heard: Snow Patrol - You're all I have u no the one off the GAA ad?

S - Season: Def the Summertime

S - Stupid or Smart?: Eh Smart! High powered Strategic Management student ya no!

T - Time you woke: 8.30

T - Time Now: 12.30

T - Time for bed: round 12pm

U - Unknown Facts about me: I was a Dog in a previous life...

U - Underwear colour: A here now for fuck sake...

V - Vegetable you hate: Parsnip and Mushrooms

V - Vegetable you love: The rest

V - View on Politics: Left Right I dont even know what they mean

W- Worst Habits: I can be a bit impatent sometimes

W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: A Train Driver CHOOO!! CHOOO!!

W- Where are you travelling to next?: Prob no where till Galway after the exams

X - X-Rays: Helen my lovely dentist does them to me all the time!

X - X-Files: Loved it, twas mad stuff

X - X-Men: What a load of crap...

Y - Year you were born: 1982

Y - Year it is now: 2