I show a level of coolness previously unsurpassed by anyone the world has ever known. I am so cool, that if anyone as cool as me ever met me, they would instantly explode. "Rebel Without A Cause" was inspired by me well before i was born, indicating the level of coolness that would arive pending my birth. I am so cool, I was born in an Armani suit, wearing shades, and consequently told my mother "Get yo' white jive ass up outta that bed so I can lay down!" My level of coolness is 3 times that of Mr.T, and he is very cool. It has often been the case that people have referred to me as "the cucumber", because I'm cool as. I can pull off sweatbands. Hitler's downfall in 1945 occured because God appeared to him in a dream and told him he was creating "Mr. Cool" (a.k.a me) and that if the Nazi Reich did not fall soon, Mr.Cool would make it so. There are a select group of people who come slightly close to my level of coolness, although as I am the coolest person the world has ever seen, they are not quite as cool as me. They are: Elvis Presley, Joey Triviani, John Wayne, Robert De Niro, Jonny Vegas, and Roberto Baggio. Members of the female sex are usually not qualified to stand out as cool, although Diana Ross manages it very well, unlike Anne Robinson. I am so cool, that as apose to "blowing my own trumpet", my trumpet blows itself. I look good in leather and cowboy hats. My car drives itself, because it feels priveleged to have the worlds coolest driver in the seat. My coolness is such that my clothes fight over which of them is to be worn on any given day. Peace out x

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I _______ Rich.
Rich ________.
Rich thinks a lot about _______.
when i think of Rich, i think of ________.
i want Rich to ________ me.
if i were alone in a room with Rich i would _______.
i think Rich should _____.
Rich needs ______.
i want to ____________ Rich.
if i could describe Rich in a word: _______.
Rich will never ______ .
Rich can ______ my _______.
i hope Rich never _____.
i _____ Rich because _______ .

would you..........


1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. take me home for da nite? my house or ur house?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. like my style?
17. think im funny?
18. care about me?
19. dance wit me?
20. sing happy b'day 2 me?