Paddy Oneill

Paddy Oneill
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  • Male, 23, Luv 80
  • from Ballygawley
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Member since: November 2006
  • Last active: Jan 21
  • www.bebo.com/Paddy_63

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Well hows the form this weather im workin away flat out surveying on this new road & trying to keep mc cormack out of bother. Very valued member of team survey lol! If u see us on the road blow ur horn!
The Other Half Of Me
Hayley Cobane Henry

Hayley Cobane Henry

BAM BAM!!!

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Big Tom, Shane Mc Gonnell & Fran at an open fire after a bottle of vod!!
Films
Rocky, Any Given Sunday, Brave Heart, Anchor Man, 300, Gladiator, Water Boy!
Sports
Like 2 do the odd bit of fishing, startd playing a bit of ball again 4 aghaloo!
Scared Of
SHEILA, the brandy dance!!
Happiest When
On the Brandy with the lads.
Goals this year
Pass 2nd year, reserve player of the year!!

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    • Paddy Irish Man

      Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
      in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
      Paddy politely ignored the englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.

      The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
      breakfast, and replied "Of course". The Englishman blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In England we only eat what’s inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland". The Englishman had a smirk on his face. Paddy listened in silence.

      The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Sighin Paddy replied "Of course." Cracking the gum between his teeth, the Englishman said , "We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Ireland."

      Paddy then asked "Do you have sex in England?" The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do." Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
      "We throw them away of course".
      Now it was Paddys turn to smile. "we don't. In
      Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!"

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    • My lovely horse

      My lovely horse
      My lovely lovely lovely horse
      My lovely horse
      My lovely horse
      Running through the fields were are you going
      With your fletlocks blowing in the wind!!

      I want to shower you with suger lumps
      And ride you over fences
      Polish your hoves every single day
      And bring you to the horse denist!!!!

      My lovely lovely lovely horse
      My lovely horse
      My lovely horse
      Your a pony no more
      Running around with the man your back
      Like a train in the night Like a train in the night!!!!!!

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    • Drunk

      THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

      1. Specificity
      2. British Constitution( the subject probly will come up but with constitution being substituted with another word...)
      3. Passive-aggressive dis order

      THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

      1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
      2. Nope, no more beer for me.
      3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
      4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
      5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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    • Toto
      luv Toto

      no time for bebo paddy,you've defects to read about :L :L

      Jan 2
    • Shane O
      Shane O

      np paddy

      Nov 8
    • Shane O
      Shane O

      what are you at bro

      Oct 27
    • Sheila
      Sheila

      well boy!! yer ritely. evtings goin well ovr here so far, just booked flights to come home over halloween so mite see u about then sumtime!! use wil hafta get over too ovcourse. they had me in the lab the day on a bike with wires hangin outa me every road and computers beepin lak mad!! didnt know what to make of me, sum sorta machine they reckoned lol!

      Oct 15
    • Shane Coney
      luv Shane Coney

      Im starting think you cant.lol. working in Dmac engineering. Not too bad miss belfast though. Lad send me your number next time your on lost my phone.

      Oct 14
    • Shane Coney
      Shane Coney

      You love the work that your problem lad.lol. Nah on placement lad so no jtown for a year anyway.

      Oct 13
    • Niall Mullin
      Niall Mullin

      well paddy aye gettin it handy as per usual these days lol, lukin at a couple of gud halloween outfits here

      Oct 13
    • Mark McCormack
      luv Mark McCormack

      full i reckon, nothing certain yet what way a'l do it. not sure lad thinking about a new leon

      Oct 10
    • Shane Coney
      Shane Coney

      Joypark handy as at the minute. Not doin a big pile like. I heard you want your job back. eh? lol. No other craic with yourself lad?

      Oct 6
    • Mark McCormack
      luv Mark McCormack


      doing it in queens, starts next september, take a year out and save a bit ye no, it expensive! good to hear you's had a good time! both lookin very sharp by the way;)

      Oct 3
    • Mark McCormack
      Mark McCormack

      aye shoulder to the wheel lad;) and you? back uin the city? howd Florida go??:o

      Oct 2
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      it was jammed hated it.
      rang bot me loan tday its meant t b in tue :))
      it bloody better b r il go mad ..
      u shud ring bot urs !!

      Oct 2
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      u shuda went it was entertainin :L
      aye went t d bot it was shite jammed n cudnt move we left n came home
      u in belfast tday??

      Oct 1
    • Shane Coney
      Shane Coney

      well boy howed ya get on in the states?

      Sep 29
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      u in belfast tmara bluffer :P
      my 1st day tmo :/
      y didnt u go t d math tday??

      Sep 27
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      u werent in all day then were ye??
      aww the swans luk well.. there in 2 different albums there :))

      Sep 22
    • Niall Mullin
      Niall Mullin

      ahh i was the best again on sunday...it was a gud ole nites craic :P make the most of the last year of uni i wish i was bac

      Sep 22
    • Frank Mc Guigan
      luv Frank Mc Guigan

      lol aye id say it did hw did ur holiday go?? Aw it was a messy nite to say d least endd up in derry not a well man on sunday atal!!

      Sep 21
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      oh r ye.. when u start?? im up n wed t register.
      i put the fotos up of the swans :L :L

      Sep 21
    • Bridget O' Neill
      Bridget O' Neill

      welll.. nt bck t nxt mon.. :))
      wat u at tday?

      Sep 21