Calculate your life (yes yes its stolen)

total your costs

My Fine is $____...but could change...
*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $20
*Ever had sex at church -- $30
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $20
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $10
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $30
*Beat up someone -- $10
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $30
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $20
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $10
*Ever drive and drank -- $5
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $20
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $10
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $10
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $30
*Stole something -- $30
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $20
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $40
*Had sex in the wild -- $50
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$10
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $10
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $1.00
*Played spin the bottle -- $15
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $30
*Had anal sex -- $20
*Lied to your mate -- $35
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
*Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is....

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

* It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
* It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
* It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
* It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

The Name Game!

1. YOUR NAME:
Emma Karen Grantham

2. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Custard Pirie

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle name)
EKAR

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Mantee

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Karen Wellington

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Graemjon

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Coke


8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers)
Hubert Gordon

9. FUTURISTIC NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
Envy Me Stileto

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name
Elizabeth (my dad dont have one)