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- Me, Myself, and I
- Twas a dark day for all mankind when I, Grimlach von Emodeath was born into this world of woe. Somewhere, during autumn, outside a mall in a small town, a 13 year old kid who's daddy never hugged him saw a dead leaf fall from a tree and started to cry. He went home and put on his mums eyeliner to express the darkness he felt deep inside. He wore only black. Black like his heart. He spent nights curled up on the floor in his candlelit room stroking his arm with a razorblade as if it were a solo violin, playing a sorrowful ode to his eternal misery. Then, one terrible day, he decided the best way to moan and yap and have everyone know about it was to form a band. He rounded up his equally miserable middle class friends and together, as they cried over their instruments they made a noise so terrible it shook the very bowels of hell. Thus I was born. Grimlach Von Emodeath, the saviour of all mankind.Only I can lead us to salvation! Join me. Take up arms against emo, DESTROY THEM ALL!
- Mijn wederhelft
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My wise and wonderful alter-ego.
- Music
- Slayer follow me around playing the backing track to my symphony of DESTRUCTION!!!
- Films
- Emo Rape 1, 2 and 3.
- Sports
- All forms of emo-massacre. My favourite at the moment is disembowling with an eyeliner pencil.
- Scared Of
- I fear no one.
- Happiest When
- Raping and then ritually slaughtering anyone who's ever hung their head over a tear stained sheet of poetry by candlelight to the heinous sounds of my chemical fallout at the disco.
- Heroes
- Chuck Norris. He wipes his ass with the bodies of my victims while singing Angel of Death.
- Weapon of Choice
- An obsidian kitana forged by Dave Mustaine in Kerry Kings armpit.
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Pussy emo's
It seems some emo's (mostly those 15 years old or less), like to turn up on my glorious page and spout all kinds of puerile abuse i.e. crap about chav's or advise on getting laid (always funny when a twelve year old says that to you), and then run off and ban me from replying. Don't be such pussy's. If your going to be a little fag about it why bother? And, please try and produce something a little more intelligent and challenging, something that actually makes your sub-human race look a little better, unlike this pile of childish jargon: 'most emo's are emo because of some fuck tard getting in their face, or maybe because someone close to them died, say their parents for an example. LEARN THE FUCKING FACTS BEFORE OYU HAVE A GO AT EMOS! GO FUCK A MULE! or are they too much for your tiny microscopic dick?!'. If i were an emo, and someone said this crap in my defense, I would most definetly light a candle and cut myself.0 Commentaren 1132 dagen
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Emo poetry
'...Not all scars show Not all wounds heal Sometimes we cant see the pain someone feels... Smile like nothings wrong Talk like everythings perfect Act like its just a dream ...and pretend its not hurting...'
Apparently this is poetry. It was one of my more amusing discoveries whilst abusing the little emo fiends. Those of you with any knowledge of actual literature might prefer to refer to it as doggerel. Good for a laugh though.2 Commentaren 1138 dagen
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Stephen Toner80 weken geledenPUT ON YOUR BULLET BELTS MOTHER FUCKERS AND THRAASH!!!
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Atomic Judas105 weken geledeni dont no who u r but i hate emos 2 so add mw
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Scully Staccato141 weken geledenhaha what a legend ...Emo's suck fuckn hetrosexual cockteasers!
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Nicholas Cooper151 weken geledenDont listen to the moany "Angsty" servile piece of neo crap fashion disaster asshole five comments down. Be assured we all love you.
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Alice.152 weken geledenHello my friend.
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Flash154 weken geledenSee the profile of the guy below and you'll see whats wrong with emos.
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Trey155 weken geledenfuk yew bitch yew act all cool but nobody likez yew and by that way that waz pathetic and lame bout what yew siad it wasnt even strong so go die yew fuckning fag and also go suck yur momz hairy dick haha shez a sluty whore and fuk her alos yew fucking homo
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Adam Wilson155 weken geledenthanks for adding me dude and love the flash box i copied it its that good
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.Cat.156 weken geledenhahahahahahha that flashbox is fucking hilarious *wipes tears from eyes* aww man my sides hurt...
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Todays Emma Today157 weken geledenhey! long time no talk!
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'ǵÐzîllå160 weken geledenwhaaaaaaaaaa???? you had the honour of training alongside chuck norris!?!?!? i thought i was privleged to have the same initials (cody newman) as him...
i only got to train alongside the lower class of people such as bruce lee, God and goku. -
Alice.160 weken geleden
gawd.
haha.
ur video is actually quite funny
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