names!!!!
comment me n tell me wat ur name says about u!!!!!
*ѕєє ωнαт уσυя иαмє ѕαуѕ αвσυт υ*

A-You always want some action
B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C- u r a totaly wild crazy bitch
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- You are popular with all types of people.
F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go.
G- You are very friendly and undestanding.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You are always smiling and making others smile.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- you can be very "FUN" (in Bed)
O- You love foreplay.
P- You are very friendly and understanding.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- u r beautiful
S- People think you are so sexy, especially your bf/- gf
T- You have an attitude, a big one
U- You are really tight.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- You always make every experience Great.
Z- You're Super cool.

Pick Up Lines!

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see myself in them.

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

lets play house, ill be the back door and u can bang on me all night long

0 Comments

DIIZ WUNZ FOA MAII FOBZZ....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PASIFIC ISLANDER WHEN:


You get asked, "How are you?" and you answer,
"I'm 20 years old."

*Your Mother says that at 25, you're too young to have a boyfriend.
>> > >>
*There is an accident and you are the only one laughing.
>> > >>
*Asked for the time, you say, "Sree Firty" instead of "Three Thirty."
>> > >>
*Your Mother has a better throwing arm than your
Father.
>> > >>
*You find half a loaf of hard island bread on the couch
>> > >>
*You ask for a dust-pan and you get handed a magazine or a newspaper.
>> > >>
*You find a 6 year old kid still in nappies playing in front of the house.
>> > >>
*You run into Grandma at the Shopping Centre wearing one white and one
red sock ... with jandals.
>> > >>
*Being whacked with a leather belt is considered discipline not child abuse.
>> > >>
*At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a box
that used to hold a 24-pack of soft drink.
>> > >>
*You see someone chasing a kid around the house with a tamaka (shoe) or
the kiko broom (island broom.)
>> > >>
*You run into a mountain of shoes blocking the front door.
>> > >>
*You find a life-time supply of instant noodles in the kitchen
cupboards.
>> > >>
*You get a severe beating with a rubber jandal but had to go fetch it
first.
>> > >>
*You ask for some gel to put in your hair before you go out and your Mum
throws you a bottle of Baby Oil instead.
>> > >>
*You have a huge gap between your first two toes, (excessive jandal wear.)
>> > >>
*You're the only ones swimming at the public pools with t-shirts on.
>> > >>
*When you went to Primary School, your daily lunch consisted of a packet of Twisties.
>> > >>
*You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.
>> > >>
*You wake up and go out with karikari (sleep) still in your eyes.
>> > >>
*You have an Aunty with a fully grown moustache.
>> > >>
*You go to an island Social and the band are wearing dark shades eventhough its late in the evening.
>> > >>
*Your first and last names are the same.
>> > >>
*You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at family weddings and anybody elses.
>> > >>
*You call a computer - (gomputa), Coke - (Goke) and drugs - (trucks)
>> > >>
*You've been given a hiding by your Father that's lasted more than half
and hour.
>> > >>
*Your sister has more muscular legs than your Father.
>> > >>
*You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.
>> > >>
*You make that funny kissing sound with your lips when you're trying to get someones attention.
>> > >>
*You can speak with your face - eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask, What do you want?"
>> > >>
*You've tried to ride your ten-speed bike on the Motorway.
>> > >>
*You call all cross-trainers/running shoes 'Air Chordans.'
>> > >>
*All cereals are called 'Gorn Flakes.'
>> > >>
*Your Grandmother thinks island massage and Vicks Vapo-Rub is the
miracle cure for everything (including broken bones ...)
>> > >>
*You're getting a hiding and your parents ask, "Why you cry for?"
>> > >>
*You've had your hair pulled by your Mother in front of
schoolmates at the Supermarket.
>> > >>
*You think you're a *pro at volleyball.
>> > >>
*You have a huge banquet on Sunday and live on coco-rice for the rest of
the week.
>> > >>
*Your parents are at the Drive-Thru at KFC and ask if they can get their
order 'to go.'
>> > >>
*You bring your palagi friends over to watch
"FRIENDS" and just as it starts, your Mum turns the TV off and says, "time for family prayer,let us pray ...")
>> > >>
*You've had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND girls)and
thought you looked cool.
>> > >>
*You have an Uncle who STILL dresses up like and
thinks he is Elvis.
>> > >>
*You almost drown at the beach and when the lifeguards return you to
your parents, they kindly thank them, then wait till they've left before
they both take turns at beating the living shit*
out of you.
>> > >>