Chris Calder

Duck tape turns "NO,NO,NO" to "MMM,MMM,MMM"

7/20/09 | me too! | Reply

Chris Calder
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  • Male, 24, Luv 206
  • from Carnoustie
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Graduated from Strathclyde with a masters in Mechanical Engineering!! (Stick that in ur crack pipe)

Work for an oil service company in aberdeen, occasional trip off shore to the north sea!

Away to go to egypt then the states for 4 months, again stick that in ur crack pipe!!!


This just in (BREAKING NEWS)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...
The Other Half Of Me
Ian Holland

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Tuna Buhnna

Things that worry me
The throbing prostate which stops me in my stride! Herpies!!
Scared Of
Sleep Palarysis.........
Sleep paralysis is a condition characterized by temporary paralysis of the body shortly after waking up (known as hypnopompic paralysis) or, less often, shortly before falling asleep (known as hypnagogic paralysis).

Physiologically, it is closely related to the paralysis that occurs as a natural part of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which is known as REM atonia. Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the bodily paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully aware, but unable to move. In addition, the state may be accompanied by hypnagogic hallucinations.

More often than not, sleep paralysis is believed by the person affected by it to be no more than a dream. This explains many dream recountings which describe the person lying frozen and unable to move. The hallucinatory element to sleep paralysis makes it even more likely that someone will interpret the experience as a dream, since completely fanciful, or dream-like.

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    • Karen McDougall
      luv Karen McDougall

      Homo..........

      xxx

      Jan 16
    • Brooke Anderson
      luv Brooke Anderson

      Chris! U getting excited for tea??? Thought so!! See u soon x

      Dec 8
    • Lucy Wilkin
      Lucy Wilkin

      you almost gabble as much crap as me!!

      i thought i had hit the jackpot when i woke up to what i thought was a willy video...but suddenly realised it wasnt!! :( i think i need to meet this guy....he seems just so classy...i think me and him could be passionate lovers!!

      well im not going to lie....flicked a couple times, it was just such a sexual video!!

      x x x

      Dec 1
    • Lucy Wilkin
      Lucy Wilkin

      hey lady gaga!

      that video you sent on sunday was shit....no pun intended!!! :L

      how come you didnt reply to the text i sent you back....were you jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :L :P

      x xx x

      Nov 30
    • Hannah Fantastic
      luv Hannah Fantastic

      fat people cant do excerise without trainers . . .

      Nov 13 via Mobile
    • Jackie MacGregor
      luv Jackie MacGregor

      Hey Toots!!
      Is that you in Montrose now? how's ya liking being back with your parents? bet your mum is spoiling you lol x

      Nov 5
    • Karen McDougall
      luv Karen McDougall

      gay xxx :)

      Oct 20 via Mobile
    • Ziggy Marley
      luv Ziggy Marley

      Aye soons ged lik, the cash flows no tht ged at the mo fo! haha qualtiy, job dne thn ;) ! aye defo need ti get a nite oot arrenged :) keep n touch x

      Oct 19
    • Stevie
      Stevie

      awrite wee sacs forgot to message u back on facebook i was working on sat nite in tiger tiger

      Oct 19
    • Ziggy Marley
      luv Ziggy Marley

      Whts happin ma man huws it gawn? :D ged laugh on the boat last weeknd eh?.. :L x

      Oct 13
    • Karen McDougall
      luv Karen McDougall

      saturday night was great........x

      Oct 5 via Mobile
    • Jackie MacGregor
      luv Jackie MacGregor

      Hey!!!!
      I have a proposition for you, see if you put your money where your mouth is!!! although I doubt it.....got you curious?? I will MSN you at work tomorrow. xx

      Sep 24
    • Jackie MacGregor
      Jackie MacGregor

      Het Toots!
      Looks like your having lots of fun in Texas...can't wait to hear all the goss when you get back, never a dull moment listening to your tales...lol xx

      Aug 28
    • Scott Mann
      luv Scott Mann

      hows it going big man?
      miss u xx

      Aug 26
    • Vikki B
      Vikki B

      Hey! How you doing... been a while since bumped into you in Fats that night lol.. hows life treating you? Where you at these days? xx

      Aug 16
    • Good Girl Gone Bad
      Good Girl Gone Bad

      Alright you how have you been long time no speak, what you been up to?x

      8/2/09 via Mobile
    • Mel Kelly
      luv Mel Kelly

      Hey jobbie.......miss you! Better see me when you get back!!

      Mwah! xxx

      7/18/09
    • Karen McDougall
      luv Karen McDougall

      Nice profile photo - hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

      Where you gonna be in Texas?? Not that we could meet up...EVER!!!

      Mwah xx

      7/7/09
    • Jackie MacGregor
      luv Jackie MacGregor

      Hey Chum,
      Hows Texas, hot? hope you brought plenty socks with ya...lol xx

      7/5/09
    • Mel Kelly
      luv Mel Kelly

      Aaaahhhh balls....what time you leaving at? Im on a 10am til 1am tomorrow....SUCKS!!! You gonna be in texas the whole time?

      snuggles and side boob caresses mwah xxx

      7/4/09