(out)-Bruno N'Gotty - Leicter City...£Free
(in)-Stuart Parnaby - Middlesborough...£Free

You can stick robbie savage up your arse,
you can stick robbie savage up your arse,
you can stick robbie savage, stick robbie savage,
stick robbie savage up your arse!!
because, we got nafti in the mids,
yes we've got nafti in the mids,
yes we've got nafti, we've got nafti,
we've got nafti in the mids!!


you can stick ur matty upson up your arse,
you can stick ur matty upson up your arse,
you can stick ur matty upson, stick ur matty upson,
stick dat greedy bastard up your arse!!
cos we've got money in our bank,
now we've got money in our bank,
yes we've got money,
we've got money,
and we've got upson to thank!!


De de de de DJ CAMPBELL,
De de de de DJ CAMPBELL,
De de de de DJ CAMPBELL!!


Feed the forss,
Feed the forss,
Feed the forss and he will score,
FEED THE FORSS AND HE WILL SCORE!!!

Na na na na na na na,
na na na na Neil Danns!

BLUE BOYS
A little bit of Larsson in our lives
A little bit of Mcsfeffrey down the sides
A little bit of Bendtner's what we need
A little bit of DJ with his speed
A little bit of Taylor in defense
A little bit of Jerome he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Brucey he's the man


low lie of the field of tiltion rd
where once we watched king trevor play
Paul Devlin on the wing we ad dreams
and songs to sing it was so lonley round
the fields of tilton road !


David gold is magic he wears a magic hat
and when he saw st andrew he sed im avin
that he had on his sullivan right side
he had karen on his left he even brought
brucie in coz he is f***n ace

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a VILLA Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the villa Fan. Twice.


Q: Why did God make villa supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!



Two men are lost in the sahara desert and theres no sign of life for 50 miles. 1 of the men turned to the other man and said 'villa lost again!'.... the other man asks "how in the hell do you know dat???", the man replies "Because it's 5 o'clock!!!"


Q: What do you call 100 Villa fans at the bottom of a cliff???
A: A good Start!!

Q: What do you call a dead VILE Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.



The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "VILLA" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"



Q: What do you say to a Villa supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo


Q: A goth and a villa fan have a race....the 2 ov em' jump off a cliff at the same time and have a race to see who hits the ground 1st, the question is who wins????



A: SOCIETY!!!!!