Lisa Irvine

Oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh mysterious girl

3/23/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Female, 23, Luv 137
  • from Bearsden Glasgow
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Old Flo





a face without freckles is like a sky without stars





its better to be alone than in bad company




asilenivri@msn.com



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football, basketball, hockey and trampolining, best to do that sober though
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thunder and lightning scares the shit out of me
same goes for shoulder carries and im claustrophobic :|
ooooh and the child catcher out of chitty chitty bang bang aaarrrggh!!
Happy When
im sitting on my lazy behind in my Pjs wrapped in my quilt watching a movie an eating a dominos

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  • Old Friends

    gone but never forgotten.
    xLx

    0 Comments 83 weeks

  • Are u a 90's Kid

    Thought this would be a piece of crap but it's actually so true.
    ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.


    JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
    IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...


    YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"


    YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.


    YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD OR A BOWL lol.


    YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"


    YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.


    YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS


    YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S


    YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.


    NOT.


    YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.


    YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.


    YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY OR THEY WOULD OPEN THEY'RE EYES ON THE MILLENIUM! DEY WERE FUCKIN HEAVY!


    YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.


    YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS


    YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.


    "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.


    YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.


    FURBY'S!!! GANGSTA BUT DEY WUDNT SHUT UP


    YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS OR FANNY PACKS.


    YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE


    YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.


    2 WORDS; SPICE GIRLS.


    and oasis


    YOU WORE DISNEY PLASTIC RUCKSACKS


    NO NEDS OR CHAVS JUST OUR SELFS BRING BACK THOSE FUCKIN DAYS!!


    0 Comments 139 weeks

  • peter kay is a legend!!!

    Peter Kay's Universal Truths

    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

    10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

    15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

    17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

    18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

    19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

    21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

    22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    24) You never ever run out of salt.

    25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

    28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

    29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

    30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

    31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

    32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

    33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

    34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

    35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

    36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

    0 Comments 157 weeks

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  • The Sunday Club
    The Sunday Club

    Sunday nights at Victoria's
    Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

    with..DJ Vance
    back in legendary Sunday night residency.

    Drinks from 1.50
    FREE CD for everyone
    guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

    It's gonna be huge! x

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  • JacksonLow.
    luv JacksonLow.

    WTF a hate jennifer u no tht !!
    KO am in ma bed am pure tired ur rite the chocolate fuked ma hed even more LOL but a had a paracetaml
    an am gd now ....
    Al find out wat week am in camp and al bebo u ..
    bmb

    LUV XXX

    7/3/09
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

    YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
    *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***

    ,=============,
    .\.---,.......|.|......,---./
    ...\.....\..././.\.\../...../
    .....\.....|.|.....|.|...../
    .......'-------------'

    Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


    Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
    7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

    bebocomments at live.co.uk
    L03363460

    5/28/09
  • Scotti H

    hey u...hows tricks?....

    5/11/09
  • Mark.
    Mark.

    hungover 2day? i still feel terrible, jus bout 2 go for drinks tho n im workin at 9. im a glutton for punishment lol xx

    4/18/09
  • JacksonLow.
    JacksonLow.

    alrighty lisa not seen u in ages ... :(

    how u been??

    Are ye workin at nex gen in the summer hope u are coz am goin then . :L :L

    cant wait to c u ....:)

    FUK no luv left sozz XX

    4/17/09
  • Lisa Marie
    Lisa Marie

    hey huni...dunno if scotts mentioned to ya but its my party on sat 25th april down here in sunny dumbarton!!! hope ur able to make it its bn ages since i last saw ya and feel free 2 bring a pal if u want mwah xxxx

    4/14/09
  • Emma Jackson
    Emma Jackson

    heya,

    i am having a 21st bday party and u are invited :d
    so send me ur address in a message and i will get an invite sent out to you.

    Emma

    4/5/09
  • Mark.
    Mark.

    iv really not been up 2 much, haven't been out since last sunday, by my reckoning thts over a wk! :O pretty sure i'll be goin 2 bamboo on thursday tho which shld be gd, only 69p a drink so will be very drunk. fancy it? xx

    3/23/09
  • Brian Gibson
    luv Brian Gibson

    Hiya,
    still miss me?
    love me?
    want me?
    xxxx

    3/23/09
  • No More Drama
    No More Drama

    oh god i wanna kill myself! ahaha managed to get myself into college don't know how at all! yeah was really good you have a good one? bamboo hangovers ain't fun!xox

    3/23/09 via Mobile
  • Mark.
    luv Mark.

    hey there, wot u been doin wit urself over the wkend? bamboo on thursday? x

    3/22/09
  • Jenna McGhiee
    luv Jenna McGhiee

    Boooo ...Yeaahh!! x

    3/22/09