Gordon Strachan in a press conference #8
Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there."

Gordon Strachan in a press conference #7
Reporter: "You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?"
Strachan: "I don't take stupid comments lightly either."

Gordon Strachan in a press conference #5
Reporter: "Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?"
Strachan: "No; I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge! I think I can take it, yeah."

Gordon Strachan in a press conference #4
Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?"
Strachan: "You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there."

Gordon Strachan on Delgado
"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish; the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Delgado."

Gordon Strachan in a press conference #2
Reporter: "Is that your best start to a season?"
Strachan: "Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure."

Gordon Strachan on himself
Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"
Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, 'No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.'"

Gordon Strachan in a press conference #1
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity." (walks off)

Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
"Its an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven-Goran Eriksson."

Kevin Keegan on Argentina
"Argentina are the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."

Kevin Keegan on Gareth Barry
"Young Gareth Barry, y'know, he's young."

Chris Kamara on a certain goal
"They've one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer. And they've also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie."

Chris Kamara on a certain referee
"Not only has he shown Junior Lewis the red card, but he's sent him off."

Chris Kamara on match action
"It's real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it's all up at Forest's end."

Chris Kamara on Burnley
"For Burnley to win they are going to have to score."

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