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<--Shaddup you so annoying.!!-->
Me, Myself, and I
Hello, Hello, Hello.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift which is why they call it the present:D

omg i fully dydnt fail history.... IN UR FACE BOYLE HAHAHA

Well my name is Josh but everyone calls me josh
One five
Pats stream
5th form officially nt junior hahaha
boarder
pukerua bay
sister megan
cousin rach Shes cab
joshdabomb@hotmail.com
sophie is a SKKKKUUUXXXXX

I hate shitty weather!!!!!!! Dammit no fishing or diving.. this sucks big time

11RST no1 likes this
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11SEX
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Anyone??

Go barak.!!

New year and a bottle of port was fucking king

Me nd brigitte... inseparable















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Itz the Man!!!
The Other Half Of Me
C L I C K

C L I C K

Best friend 4 evs :D

Music
I like all music. nuthing special just all music... never really like country bt im gonna say i like it just for you mitchell
Pram
Yep well me willie nd ellie cruise around pram like th cool kids we are. Could join the KKK....The Kool Kids Krew.. I challenged willie to a race but he was scared because he was driving his grandad's honda while i drive my mums BMW. Pretty obvious hu was going to win that. After we stop off at a hockey match, KC vs. sum unknown college with a random in a green t-shirt nd no uniform, where i told a disturbingly stupid joke/line/saying/whatever u want to call it which goes "why du netballers wear bibs when they don't dribble??" Yes stupid i know. And then off to burger king where i decide to hold a spelling bee. willie one but big ups to ellie for the effort. Words included dyslexia and onomatopoeia... origin of each unknown... ice cream nd a meal for willie hu was to lazy to fill up his cup with each flavor.. then decide to go home... whilst on the motorway i chuck a half eaten muffin onto the side while duing 160 nd txting... Great day!
Sports
I like all sports but i play rugby and cricket most of the time.
Support Man untd best team in the FA premiership. Go the pheonix.
I don't play cricket much any more bt i ocasionally play with a couple of mates. I'm now into golf and its the man. I also like snow skiing and getting that adreniline rush when u go real fast and don't fall over. Wakeboarding... got sum mean scars from that.. waterskiing lots of fun nd of course biscuiting nd banana boating.... heapz of fun on lake rotoiti
Remember this???
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground.
The worst thing girls could get from boys was cooties.
Mum was your hero and Dad was the boy, girls were going to marry.
Your worst enimies were your siblings.
Race issues were who ran the fastest.
War was a card game.
The only drug you knew of was Cough Medicine.
Wearing skirts didnt mean girls were sluts
The only thing you smoked was the tyres on your bike.
The only thing broken was your toys.

Life was Fun and Carefree.

And the only thing i can remember is how much i wanted to grow up!!
Facebook
Facebooks so much better than bebo...

Add me ") http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...
MEGS!
hey big siss! haha you get a MEAN cool shout out! actually, she just feels that she should slot this in, since you dont have a fav tv program? dick. who doesnt have a fav tv program! (probly a lot of people) even so..moving on. i could say some rude names, but thats not appropriate. we all love MEGAN! she is so cool, with her amazing talents..josh likes to rub it in that he thinks hes smarter, but pffft, what does he knw? hes only year 9 dammit! haha kk well love ya megs! you're amazing! i wanna be just like you. (of course you do, silly, you're just not close to becoming a girl anytime soon.) haha. byeee! xxxx
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  • Another bullshit quiz

    Period One
    What time does it start?: Around 8:45
    What is it?: Spanish
    Whos the teacher?: Mary-beth Talor, fuckn hippy
    Who do you sit by?: Zach, Sam
    What time do you get out?: 9:30
    Period Two
    What time does it start?: 9:30
    What is it?: Business Studies
    Whos the teacher?: Peter Jones
    Who do you talk to?: Johnny. Pat, Zach, Tem
    Do you like it?: Yeah
    Hottest person in the class?: Mr Jones
    Period Three
    What time does it start?: 10:40 ?
    What is it?: Science
    Whos the teacher?: Simon Stack
    Any one annoy you?: All the nerds
    Teacher ever get mad?: Yeah
    What time does it end?: 11:35
    Period Four
    What time does it start?: 11:35
    What is it?: History
    Whos the teacher?: Desmond Boyle
    Ever fallen asleep during it?: Many a time
    Do you like anyone in it?: Perhaps
    What time does it end?: 12.25
    Period Five
    What time does it start?: 1:10
    What class is it?: Form Time
    Whos the teacher?: Mike 'Peg leg''sole' Cole
    Do you like him/her?: Yeah
    Is the class fun?: sometimes
    What time does it end?: 1:25
    Period Six
    What time does it start?: 1:25
    What is it?: Maths
    Whos the teacher?: Kirsten Stern
    Anything funny ever happen?: Nah its pretty boring
    Do you get yelled at often?: Nope
    What time do you get out?: 2:10
    Period Seven
    What time does it start?: 2:10
    What is it?: Religious Education
    Whos the teacher?: Terry Cole
    Ever received a detention?: Nah
    Do you do your work?: Yeah I try
    Do you get along with the people in it?: Yes
    What time do you get out?: 3:00
    Lunch
    What time do you go?: 12:25
    Who do you sit with?: Any1
    Does your best friend have it with you?: Most of the time
    Do you eat lunch?: Yes most days
    Ever had lunch detention?: Nope
    Has there ever been a fight during it?: Dunno
    Other
    What time do you arrive?: 8:00
    Who do you talk to?: Willie, Eru
    Do you listen to an iPOD or MP3?: Yeah iPod
    Do you make fun of people?: Haha probably
    Do you ride a bus?: Nah
    If so, who do you sit with?: -
    Are you glad when the day is over?: Ahhh usually.

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  • All about me

    1. Full Name: Josh Michael Stephens
    2. Nicknames: J, possibly th iron giant
    3. Birthday: 7 July 93
    4. Place of Birth: Unknown
    5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
    6. Male or female: Male
    7. Year: 10
    8. School: St patts Stream
    9. Occupation: Student
    10. Residence: Pukerua Bay
    11. MSN Screen Name: Duz it really matter?

    (__Your Appearance___)

    12. Hair Colour: Brown, with a blonde strip and a lil red at th bak
    13. Hair Length: Medium
    14. Eye colour: Hazel
    15. Weight: 77kg
    16. Height: 6ft 2inchs
    17. Braces? Nope
    18. Glasses? Nope
    19. Piercings: Nope
    20. Tattoos: Nope
    21. Righty or Lefty: righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: Sam, Known him since e' was a we little kid
    23. First Award: First in cross country. Year 3
    24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer
    25. First pet: dog? or cat? Dog
    26. First Real Vacation: India
    27. First Concert: Unkown
    28. First Love: Dunno

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: Shaw-shank redemption
    30. TV programme: Little britain
    31. Colour: Green!
    32. Rapper(s): Rap is GAY R.etards A.ttempting P.oetry
    33. Band: All bands
    34. Song Right now: Mr mista - nesian mystik
    35. Friends: Too many
    36. Sweet: Unkown
    37. Sport to Play: Rugby, Soccer and squash and cricket and every sport
    38. Restaurant: Powderkeg
    39. Favourite brand: Volcom
    40. Stores: The adidas store
    41. School Subject: SCience
    42. Animal: Turtle
    43. Book: Ice station
    44. Magazine: Performance car
    45. Shoes: Af1

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: Tired and sore
    47. Single or Taken? Taken.!
    48. Have a crush: Probly dunno
    49. Eating: Yeo
    50. Drinking: Nope
    51. Typing: WTF
    52. Online? Yup
    53. Listening To: The final contdown
    54. Thinking About: how WTF
    55. Wanting To: go into town
    56. Watching: Who cares
    57. Wearing: Canterbury pants sevenz shirt

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? Yip
    59. Want to be married? yip
    60. Careers in Mind: Air force pilot and then start a buisniss with my dad
    61. Where do you want to live: ...
    62. Car: Ford mustang

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: Blondey brown
    64. Hair length: long
    65. Eye colour: Any
    66. Measurments: Any
    67. Cute or Sexy: Both
    68. Lips or Eyes: Unkown
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
    70. Short or Tall: Tall probly dnt reli care
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
    73. funny or smart? Both
    74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Either or
    76. Sweet or Caring: Both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Both

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: No
    79. Had Alcohol: Yip
    80. Smoked: No
    81. Ran Away From Home: Yes
    82. Broken a bone: Yip
    83. Got an X-ray: Yip
    84. told a promise you promised not to tell: Yes
    85. swam in tha beach on areal cold day: Yes
    86. cried during a movie: No
    87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
    88. Cried At School: Yes

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: Yes
    90. Miracles: Yes
    91. Love At first site? Unkown
    93. Aliens: No
    94. Soul Mates: Yes
    95. Heaven: Yes
    96. Hell: No
    97. Angels: Yes
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Maybe
    99. Horoscopes: Unkown

    100. There is no 100th Question: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY I CAN PLAY RUGBY

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  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    you cnt qv it when u on your phne sorry

    Dec 16 via Mobile
  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    about time thea mate!

    Dec 16 via Mobile
  • Lloydii
    luv Lloydii

    Whhy Are Youu So Sure Eh? Annd Im Pretty Sure Ur Gna Have To Be Prepard.

    Dec 6 via Mobile
  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    Oh If U Insist! Buh Be Prepard To Geeet Thee Biqist Spankn Of Ur Life Boii

    Dec 4 via Mobile
  • Lloydii
    luv Lloydii

    Ohyeea I Do Actually Thnk I Am Btr! Verse You In Sinq Star Then Eh? LOL

    Dec 3 via Mobile
  • Lloydii
    luv Lloydii

    awww thank-you josh :L :P :D

    :L i am not actually thaat bad anymore! im actually thee worlds qreatest!

    Dec 3
  • Lloydii
    luv Lloydii

    qood or baad lol :L

    i still sinq like ii use too!

    Dec 3
  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    oh thanks for reconisinq me!

    Dec 1
  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    it okay :)
    how you been you always snob me when you come into my work!

    Dec 1
  • Lloydii
    Lloydii

    eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Nov 30
  • C L I C K
    luv C L I C K

    Heyyyyy JoSh !

    How did you English exem go today ?? GREAST Probly !

    Cathch up really soon :)

    Nov 17
  • C L I C K
    luv C L I C K

    Heyy Josh.

    Have sum loveeeee !

    x

    Nov 6
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    Mateeeeeee.... Gattah catch up gee !


    x

    Oct 30
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    That's great. so proud of you !

    Oct 6
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    thats good. did you go skiing ?

    Oct 6
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    oh yes & me lol

    Hows your holidaes going !
    I miss the old day with me you and mitch moviie trips !

    Oct 6
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    hahah I rember thouse days lol!

    how you gee.

    Oct 5
  • Sophie-May
    luv Sophie-May



    one little for one not too little boyy

    xx xD

    Oct 3
  • C L I C K
    C L I C K

    Keen For a Moviie Night ??
    have a grat little ctch up ! :)

    x

    Sep 30
  • TE.Maori
    luv TE.Maori

    depends if i can get there but otherwise sure...
    josh whats your number??

    Sep 9