Rachael Valerio

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The average Italian consumes 26 gallons of wine a year
The Other Half Of Me
Scott Walker

Scott Walker

He aint gonna eat all those cheeeeseburgers!

Things I Love...
Scott, friday nights, the girlies, heinz tommy sauce, bagels, beaches, pkr, sunshine, orange clios (NAT), le frog, peter griffin, nites out, GLADIATORS!, the oc, one tree hill, my bed, big cuddles, lying in bed knowing you've got nothing u need 2 get up 4
Things I Hate...
spiders, bananas, really gory films, lifts, rain, loosing the remote control, blackjack, exams, loosing all my money at the casino- due a win any day now!, beer, hangovers, the fidz (although always seem2 end up there), barriers that are unavoidable.

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  • Peter Kay's Questions

    Peter Kay's questions...

    1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

    2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
    core of the earth?

    3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

    5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
    stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

    7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
    centuries' have a 'use by' date?

    9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp no one would eat?

    10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

    11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

    12. What do people in China call their good plates?

    13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
    don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    14. What do you call male ballerinas?

    15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
    wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
    at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out

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  • Yaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss

    Just found out Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine!!!!!!!!!!! So it is doing me some good after all!!! (this means no1 is allowed 2 slag me nemore 4 the amount I use :D )

    2 Comments 168 weeks

  • How Many Students.....

    How Many Students Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

    Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter protest.

    Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

    Caledonian - Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

    Edinburgh - One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

    St Andrews - Five - one to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician, and one to get daddy to pay for it all.

    Heriot-Watt - Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

    Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it.

    Dundee - Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee.

    Aberdeen - Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

    Stirling - None - Stirling looks better in the dark.

    RSAMD - Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.

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  • Flash Back
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    TONIGHT at THE TUNNEL! GBXperience feat GEORGE BOWIE and TREVOR REILLY! Doors Open at 11PM!

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    TONIGHT at THE TUNNEL! GBXperience feat GEORGE BOWIE and TREVOR REILLY! Doors Open at 11PM!

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    SUNDAY 3rd JANUARY
    Live Performance By
    GBXPERIENCE
    GEORGE BOWIE and TREVOR REILLY


    Room 1 House Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER


    Room 2 Hip Hop and RnB
    DJ GEDDES

    Drinks at 2 pound
    Doors 11pm
    ID Maybe Required

    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St
    Glasgow
    0141 204 1000

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    Dec 30
  • Flash Back
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    SUNDAY 3rd JANUARY
    Live Performance By
    GBXPERIENCE
    GEORGE BOWIE and TREVOR REILLY


    Room 1 House Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER


    Room 2 Hip Hop and RnB
    DJ GEDDES

    Drinks at 2 pound
    Doors 11pm
    ID Maybe Required

    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St
    Glasgow
    0141 204 1000

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    Dec 30
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    SUNDAY 3rd JANUARY
    Live Performance By
    GBXPERIENCE
    GEORGE BOWIE

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    Dec 30
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    THIS FRIDAY

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1: RnB Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2: House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


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    Doors 11pm
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    Dec 16
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    THIS FRIDAY

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
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    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1: RnB Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2: House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


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    Doors 11pm
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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk

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    THIS FRIDAY

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1: RnB Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2: House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk

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  • Shed Nightclub
    Shed Nightclub

    Hiya!
    14 days til christmas :P :P :D

    Just to let you all know we have now uploaded our christmas flyer which includes all the information you need about the shed over the next 3 weeks!

    Dont forget the special events coming very soon like the
    Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's night on Sunday the 20th December and the
    End of year Prom on Sunday 27th December!

    We hope you all have an amazing christmas and cant wait to see you soon!
    love the shed
    xxx

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    Dec 11
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    DON'T MISS

    FRIDAY 18th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
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    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1 RnB, Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2 House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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    DON'T MISS

    FRIDAY 18th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1 RnB, Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2 House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

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    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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    DON'T MISS

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1 RnB, Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2 House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

    PM OUR [b] PAGE FOR Q-JUMPS



    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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    DON'T MISS

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1 RnB, Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2 House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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    DON'T MISS

    FRIDAY 17th DECEMBER
    Live Performance and DJ Set By
    NORTHERN ALLSTARS
    (DON'T STOP BELIEVING)
    and
    DJ STEVE COCKY

    Weekly Residents
    Room 1 RnB, Hip Hop and Hip Pop
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2 House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50
    Doors 11pm
    I.D Maybe Required

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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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  • Shed Nightclub
    Shed Nightclub

    20 days til Christmas!

    Hi bebo friend,
    we would like to tell you about a few of our special christmas events!

    Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's
    Sunday 20th December
    Its just like a pimps and Ho's night but much more christmassy!
    3 DJs playing all your favourite pimping RnB tunes.
    Free mix CD for the first 100 customers.
    Doors open at half ten.
    dress code - Santa's, Snowmen, Pimps, Ho's, mrs Claus etc.
    Prizes for the best Pimp and the best Ho.
    Drinks from 1.50

    Sunday 27th December

    the end of year prom
    Dig out your hottest dress, your kilts, suits etc and relive your school Prom!
    Official prom photographer with pictures for all.
    Who will be crowned Prom King and Queen?
    A great fun night to share with friends between Christmas and Hogmanay.
    Doors open at half ten.
    drinks from 1.50

    Hogmanay
    Always a sell-out at the Shed
    No tickets just first come first served on the night!
    See our page for more info.

    We you and hope you have an amazing christmas.

    Let us know which events you will be coming to.

    Love the shed
    xxx

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    Hey Rachael Valerio,

    DON'T MISS!

    FRIDAY 27th NOVEMBER

    Live Performance By
    KB PROJECT feat LAURA
    (BOUNCE MANIA)

    Room 1: Hip Hop and RnB
    DJ GEDDES

    Room 2: House, Electro and Dance Anthems
    JOHN THOMSON
    SCOTTY BOY
    STEVE CLARKE
    VOYAGER
    MARC ANDERSON
    MACCA


    Drinks at 1.50 // Doors 11pm //
    I.D Maybe Required

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    The Tunnel
    84 Mitchell St,
    Glasgow,
    0141 204 1000
    tunnelglasgow.co.uk


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    Nov 26
  • Shed Nightclub
    Shed Nightclub

    Dear Friend,
    Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
    Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
    There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
    As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.

    Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!

    will we see you there?
    xxx

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    Nov 12
  • Shed Nightclub
    Shed Nightclub

    Dear Friend,
    Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
    Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
    There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
    As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.

    Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!

    will we see you there?
    xxx

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    Nov 12
  • Boho West End Wednesdays
    Boho West End Wednesdays

    new boho wednesdays is here.

    Premium drinks at student prices from a pound all night :D

    dont miss the launch party tommorow night from 10.30pm.

    Limited guest list available

    See you there :D ?

    BohoWednesdays X

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    Nov 3
  • Staceface
    Staceface

    where hav u gone bebo RAV???????

    xXx

    Oct 25