1. They go for 3 hours NON STOP!
2. They know how to hit the lips
3. They always go in hard and know when to pull out
4. They're not afraid to backdoor it
5. They're not afraid to wear their rubber suits
6. They love getting it on film
7. When the time's right, they get inverted
8. They define, "motion in the ocean"
9. They like to do things laying down

Name: mark cantrell
Birthday: 28th December 1990
Place of Birth: brisbane
Male or Female: male
School: marsden high

--Your Appearance--

Hair Colour: blondey brown
Hair Length: surfy
Eye colour: Blue
Weight: 75
Height: 6" somefin
Glasses?: No
Righty or Lefty: Righty

--Your Firsts--

First best friend: david
First Award: cant remember
First Sport You Joined: league
First pet: dog
First Real Vacation: fiji
First word: cant remember
First Phone: nokia3315


--Favourites--

Movie: knocked up
TV programme: simpsons
Colour: green and orange
Rapper: none
Band: gym, class heroes
Song Right Now: clothes off
Best Friends: to many ppl
Sweet: ????
Sport: league
Restaurant: pub
Favourite brand: any surfy brand
Store: city beach
School Subject: construction
Animal: dogs
Book: dont read books
Magazine: zoo
Shoes: etnies

--Currently--

Feeling: a bit tired
Single or Taken?: taken
Have a crush: on my g/f
Eating: nothing not hungry lol
Drinking: ice break
Typing: hello
Online: Yes
Listening To: music
Thinking About: my g/f
Wanting To: be with my g/f
Watching: jarhead
Wearing: white shirt and jeans.

--Your Future--

Want Kids? : i suppose
Want to be married?: Yes kinda already am lol
Careers in Mind: chippy
Where do you want to live?: gold coast
Car: holden rodeo

--Which is better with the Opposite Sex--?

Hair colour: blondey
Hair length: not to long not to short
Eye colour: blue/green
Measurements: ???
Cute or Sexy: cute
Lips or Eyes: Eyes
Hugs or Kisses: Any
Short or Tall: short
Easygoing or serious: Easygoing...
Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
Fatty or Skinny: inbetween
Sensitive or Loud: loud
Hook-up or Relationship: relationships
Sweet or Caring: Both
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

--Have you ever--

Kissed a Stranger: yes :]
Drunken Alcohol: Yes
Smoked: na
Ran Away From Home: na
Broken a bone: yeah
Got an X-ray: yes
Been with someone: Yes
Broken someone’s Heart: ahaha yeh
Broke Up With Someone: Yes
Cried When Someone Died: yes
Cried At School: na

--Do You Believe In--

God: no
Miracles: sometimes
Love at First sight: No
Ghosts: sometimes
Aliens: No
Soul Mates: yes
Heaven: no
Hell: no
Angels: no
Kissing on the First Date: yeh
Horoscopes: No
Bad Luck: No

Difference between us and Wogs

WOG FRIENDS: Never ask for food
AUSSIE FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

WOG FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
AUSSIE FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

WOG FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
AUSSIE FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WOG FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
AUSSIE FRIENDS : Cry with you.

WOG FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WOG FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WOG FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WOG FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WOG FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WOG FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WOG FRIENDS: Are for a while.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for life.

WOG FRIENDS: Will read this.
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did