Danny Egan
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3 Comments 80 weeks
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A guy rings into work and gets the secretary on the phone.
"Tell the boss I won't be in today because I'm sick", he says.
"Well how sick are you?" asks the secretary.
"Well I'm in bed with my sister", replies the man.2 Comments 94 weeks
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A businessman is playing golf on a hill one day and hooks a shot into the rough. Whilst searching for his ball he discovers a man hiding in the bushes carrying a sniper rifle.
"Who are you?" he asks.
"I'm a hitman; just waiting for my target." the hitman replies.
"Righto. That's a beautiful gun, I reckon I can see my house from here, mind if I take a look?"
"No worries" says the hitman. So the businessman peers through the scope; and when he looks in the bedroom window of his house he sees his business partner having sex with his wife!
"Right, how much do you charge?" he asks the hitman.
"€5,000 a bullet"
"€5,000 a bullet? That seems a bit steep!"
The hitman shrugs saying "I never miss."
"Right," says the businessman as he takes out his checkbook "I want you to shoot his mickey off and shoot her in her lying effing mouth."
The hitman nods solemnly and takes aim with the gun.
After a couple of minutes the businessman asks "What are you waiting for?!?"
"Hang on a sec" the hitman replies, "I might be able to save you five grand here."
Jokes... 189 days ago
A lad walks in to his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mam one. The dad laughs, throws a pillow at the lad and tells him to get out.
Hours later the dad hears a commotion coming from the lads bedroom. He enters the bedroom to find the lad giving his granny one.
The dad looks horrified.
'Not so funny when its your ma is it?' says the lad
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| Name : | daniel egan | |
| Nick Name : | danny,dan,egan, | |
| Birthdate : | 11/05/1990 | |
| Birthplace: | new york | |
| Current Location: | my house | |
| Eye Color: | blue | |
| Hair Color: | dark | |
| Height: | 5' 9'' | |
| Weight: | 12 stone | |
| Piercings: | nope | |
| Tatoos: | nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | nope | |
| Vehicle: | nope | |
| Overused Phrase: | to many to say | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | everyting except fish | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | suppose time | |
| Candy: | jellies | |
| Number: | 10 | |
| Color: | white | |
| Animal: | dog | |
| Drink: | lucozade | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | all of it has to b gud for dis man :L | |
| Perfume: | lynx/sure for men | |
| TV Show: | football | |
| Music Album: | dno | |
| Movie: | airplane | |
| Actor/Actress: | adam sandler | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | burger king | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | hot chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | both | |
| Dog or Cat: | dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | bit of both | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | funny | |
| Love or Money: | love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | it varies from 12 til not goin to bed | |
| Most Missed Memory: | winnin d all-ireland | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | d whole package | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | wat time is it?? | |
| Ambition: | pro footie player or inter county player | |
| Best Friends: | no who yey are | |
| Weakness: | i cant say no to any team | |
| Fears: | being old nd alone | |
| Longest relationship: | dno | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | no | |
| Ever been beaten up: | nope | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | bros nd other players on d pitch | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | nope unless wen if ur workin counts | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | nope | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | yup | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | dno?? | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | any | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | any | |
| Short or Long: | any | |
| Height: | smaller dan me | |
| Style: | dsnt matter | |
| Looks or Personality: | bit of both | |
| Hot or Cute | dsnt matter | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | in between | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | brazil | |
| How do you want to Die: | a legend | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | yup | |
| Get along with your Parents: | dno wat dis 1 says | |
| Health Freak: | nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | suppose so to sum1 i am | |
| Believe in Yourself: | yup | |
| Want to go to College: | am in college | |
| Do you Smoke: | nope | |
| Do you Drink: | sumtimes | |
| Shower Daily: | yup | |
| Been in Love: | mayb but u wont find out | |
| Do you Sing: | definitely not | |
| Want to get Married: | if d right person cums along | |
| Do you want Children: | suppose so | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 12 | |
| Hate anyone: | nope im 2 nice | |
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Jade HinchNov 3ohhh god i nebver mentioned my 8 points either....jeez haha
nd ye iside man is rite...id better find 1 of dem wen im dwn on sunday!!! wev gt d final sunday!!
gana b gas...ahh no i gta stop messin nd play proper dis week.....need t learn hw t keep me concentration again nd ye its great wen ur nevr gna c d peeps again altho i always manage t make a show of meslf infront of all d peeps i no nd c... im a disaster! x
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Jessie Delaney
haha.... dat was grand conciderin we stopped in tesco ta but nothin!!!! nd filled a trolly up 4 nothin haha gas crack it was haha
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Jade HinchNov 2
dats d story of my life danny!!
nd ahh fair play...im glad nw i didn go t u match, i tot u wer gna show me hw graet u wer???u scored d same as i did..pfffft!!!! nd ahh i heard it was great aul night! april went hme wi d same amount of muney she went wit!! galway was a great aul buzz....i just love buzzn off randomers!!!
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Jade HinchNov 1
shut ur mouth danny egan r ill nock u ou!!!! it just so happens dat ima funny person,nd people tend t b laughn WITH me nt at me wen im playin!!!
well dats wat iv bn tellin meself!! didya win ur match on sat??hw was d wonderfull gaa halloween nite??x
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Jade HinchOct 29
excuse u...played d hole match..well came off d last few mins t giv others a chance t show der skill!!!!
it was d funniest match iv ever played...we wer sum amusement 4 people watchn!!! bt i did score a goal!! nd ahh ye galways ment t b MUNYA alri im afraid ill b on d road t galway sat mren feen, bt best of look!!! hu yas playin?? x
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AprilCOct 29
ha ye rite.. i dont go onto it coz of tat face!!
dunno wha to do yet..time maybe
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Jade HinchOct 27
aaaah very gud!!!! ull never guess wat?????????i played a hole matchon sun and scored a GOAL!!!!!!!!!
fukn comical!!!!iv never lafd so much throughout a game as i did dat day!!!! me nd sarah mc neill are d best full forward line ul ever see!! ehhh gna havta check ou d funds 4 me nites ou.. headn galway 4 halloween yeno urself!!! x
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AprilCOct 27 ye but its annoyin! but ur face wud be more annoyin
excuse u me and jade are beauts
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Jade HinchOct 24
i no....cos i new id just ke over nd die!!
nd ahh gud aul ollie ill ask him wen i c him!!! didn no u played soccar!!! u headn ou d wkend??x
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Jessie Delaney
haha funny shit.... did ya eat de pizza when ya went home?? how much did de taxi come to???
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Jade Hinch
ahhh twas a great aul day nd nite indeed....i was boloxd!!
nd i hang around wit ollie...nd a gav kinsella?? hw dya no dem??
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AprilCOct 20
put a pick of somethin else other than tat poxy thing wil ya
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Jade HinchOct 18
I had d best nites sleep last nte paddy!!!!
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Cormac HOct 13i want to feek ciara and aine
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...ya havent't been out like?? Only two lasses a week?? some sessioning going on with you so!! 
no...im on placement til jan.
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u on a sunday
Shane G 0 Replieswe r gonna beat yus on sunday yas useless bastards!!!!
Granit Leci 0 RepliesCOME ON NAAS !!!!!!!!!!
haha tats u on monday geten shit shot ou of u by me
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