Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho,yo ho, a pirates life for me

The "How Asian Are You?" Survey

Rules: [x] is 1 point

[x] Are you asian in the first place? hehe ...i am asian as far as i know ...i think
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day? haha got rice?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc at school a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language? lai ho ma?XD
[x] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? wth is gpa 0 . o..lol
Total:7 lol woot ...7 aiya so asian hahaha

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sms/email/bebo have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name?
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 7...again??0 . 0 .....i am definitely asian

[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?( LOL are u kidding ???!!? i suck at ddr )
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?( SCARY!!! 0 . 0 ...)
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 4

[x] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? got both ...arrrggh!
[ ] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs? lol
[ ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
lol haha ..wth isnt that more leb then azn?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? lol..i tried though ...
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have Black eyez???
Total : 5

Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness.

Total: ...54% asian hehe... now u go try!!!!

later