Barry Mac
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Male, 24,
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- from Ballygawley
- Member since: January 2006
- Last active: 4 days ago
- www.bebo.com/barrymaccc
- Me, Myself, and I
- Belfast is cumin near the end, mayb the end of student life
it cud b the end of 6 crazy fuckn yrs and i think mayb i needa put in a bit of wrk 4 the last sememster in a 4yr course which has taken 6 yrs lol il jus have 2 find a new way 2 continue the drinkin and messin outside of the holylands.
Groundhog day is fast approachin, what happens on groundhog day will prob b 4gotn but its the best day of the yr!!!!!sum say its betr than xmas day and jesus wishes they had a ground hog day wen he was young.
P.S wenis (caolan tierney), melly, soup, N.D, J.B and Rex - Your al a bundel of wankers!!!!Thats it!!!Never trust any1 of them
- Music
- Anything, Jack Johnson, U2, Blink 182, Greenday, Killers, Kaiserchiefs, Snow Patrol, Razorlight, Ash, Bob Dylan to name but a few
- Films
- Snatch, Anchoman, Old School, BraveHeart, Million Dollar Baby, The Hurricane, Pulp Fiction, Man on Fire, Man About Dog
- Sports
- RED SOCKS & THE PATRIOTS
- Scared Of
- Sean Mallons lucky Boxers, Raymond Brady and Frank the Tank when he's Drunk
- Quotes
- My Dad used to say \'always fight fire with fire\', which is probably why
he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
"A little bit of sawing jarlath"
Up th Shite Pipe
Gimme 15 Half-un's in a jug with pineapple juice
GAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
You would get it........
Im Going home..........
I'd wreck a confession box.........
hey Boiler wher u goin Boiler - Teaching
- Surf lessons, due 2 rise in requests 4 personal surf lessons i have decided 2 open up an elite class, wif onli 1 member so far!!!!
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- All things Belfast 28 Taken
- Errigals Finest 19 Taken
- How well do you know Barry? 59 Taken
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What's the worst thing about me?
- The fact I have shit hair
- I'm shite in bed
- I have aids
- I'm a boring bastard
- All of the above and more
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The biggest mess at vital 06 was.......
- Kevy 'seriously wher is my gazibo' McCartan
- John 'i love caolans front door' cassidy
- Emmett 'i love johns front window' Hackett
- Stevie 'i stil havnt slept in my own bed' Quinn
- or Bubbs cus even though he wasnt ther he hada b a mess sumwher
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What should we do 4 Niall 'Soup' Campbell coming home
- Have a BBQ and celebrate his long awaited return
- Get hammered off r tits so we dont realise he's home
- Chip 2getr and buy him membersip 2 the gym 2 wrk of his 12months of drink
- Change the name on his birth certificate 2 joe '90 so not onli does he look lik him!!
- Tel emigration that he's plannin an attack on ireland and keep him the fuck away
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Snatch
So, you're obviously the big dick...
...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.
There are two types of balls:
There are big brave balls, and there are little mincy faggot balls.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action.
And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...
and have brought your two little faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.
There's no pussy here just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking
And your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50 "...
...written on the side of mine...
...should precipitate...
...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now...
...FUCK OFF0 Comments 161 weeks
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Podge & Rodge- Simply The Best
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a Nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab0 Comments 190 weeks
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GAA Quotes
1. "I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I'd tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of
tea"- Joe Lynch, actor.
2. "We've won one All-Ireland in a row" -- Wexford Fan in 1996.
3. "The toughest match I ever heard off was the 1935 All-Ireland Semi-Final. After 6 minutes, the ball ricocheted off a post and went into the stand. The pulling continued relentlessly and it was 22 minutes before any of the players noticed the ball was
missing" - Michael Smith.
4. "Sylvie Linnane would start a riot in a graveyard" -- Tipp fan
5. "I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Tipperary. If I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the throw-in" -
Ger Loughnane.
6. "He's like Lazarus; but Lazarus didn't have such a sweet right boot" -Micheal O' Muircheartaigh on Colin Corkery.
7. "Whenever a team loses, there's always a row at half time but when they win, it's an inspirational speech" --John O' Mahony.
11. 'We're taking this match awful seriously.We're training three times a week now, and some of the boys are off the
beer since Tuesday' -Offaly hurler quote in the week before a Leinster hurling final vs. Kilkenny
12. 'Ger Loughnane was fair, he treated us all the same during training-like dogs' - anonymous Clare hurler
14. 'You can't win derbies with donkeys' - Babs Keating before Tipp played Cork in 1990
15. 'Sheep in a heap' - Babs Keating description of Offaly in 1998.
17. 'And as for you. You're not even good enough to play for this shower of useless no-hopers' - Former Clare mentor to one of his subs after a heavy defeat
18. 'Babs Keating was arrested in Nenagh for shaking a cigarette machine, but the gardai let him off when he said he only wanted to
borrow twenty players' - Waterford fan after 2002 Munster final
19. 'They have a forward line that couldn't punch holes in a paper bag' - Pat Spillane on the Cavan football team
20. 'Meath players like to get their retaliation in first' -Cork fan1988
21. 'Meath make football a colourful game-you get all black and blue' - another Cork fan 1988
22. 'Colin Corkery is deceptive.He is slower than he looks' - Kerry fan
23. 'Life isn't all beer and football...some of us haven't touched a football in months' - Kerry player during league
campaign 1980s
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Petey CampbellNov 11^^^^ hi ye big hairy mongoose, dnt go tinkin ur the nly one to visit fr teds house..! careful now...
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Rosie Mc CannOct 19WESTLIFE abu
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Sep 5
Emer O'Donnell
hello Barry!aw your ok, no worries atall
sure u know the way it is, busy, busy!! aye,i got packed up, was a bit sad leaving Donegal but sure the craic has been absolutely class since we got over here. so many random stories and we are only here a week now.getting well used to the place and the accents, it takes a bit of time. think we are a bit of a novelty to these one's lol!!!. the school is absolutely lovely. the staff is class and the craic is really good.to be honest, cant complain
! one of the girls i work with has invited me and noleen out to her friends b.day so we are getting a double decker bus to maidstone tonight.its gona be very random i'd say but sure it'll have to keep us going al week, mystery tour lol. gona be living for the weekends from now on,fierce amount of work but dont mind like,the craic is good.so,tell me your craic???? how did the festival go? the fleadh ws unreal,very funny weeknd..gona book for nxt years fleadh soon.its in cavan!!so,how are you??
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Rosie Mc CannSep 2austin powers is gay>>and only gays quote him!!
i avidly await a blazin squad reunion!!
^^
firstly because they have some bangin tunes, and secondly, since the group disbanded iv'e been out of a job!!!
kenzie abu!!
i wonder how paco (i decided to name him) is gettin on? vVv -
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Rosie Mc CannAug 19ps. its all because of u and ur fucking makeup!!
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Rosie Mc CannAug 17vVvV
>>chuckle...but in ur case
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Emer O'Donnell
hello barry!!! how are you getting on? i was actually just thinking to myself , i must give barry a shout to hear the craic but you beat me to it!!! bit of a delay in getting back to you, my sis had the laptop away with to dublin and my frigging one wouldnt work lol!! ah well!!!!! aye, im doing really good, heading away now at the end of august, trying to sort things out for school. jesus, its a bit mental like barry, its so near and i am ACTUALLY heading away lol!!!! fun times! aye, plenty of music this summer, thank god, it has been great fun. im heading down to tullaghmor for the all-ireland fleadh next weekend, we booked a house and all, get our cheap drink in asda on the way down and we are landed lol!!!!! messy times lol! so, tell me the craic? hows things? hows the summer going?
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JbAug 12another popular winner!!
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8/11/09
Brian Donaghy
"barry/craic?" "stance lad" (refering to female) "well, hello, im brian wats ur name?? "emm im fluffy",........ "rite i must b floppy then" "barry go away, fluffy and floppy need to be together"
if u recall any of that, it was gud times!!!!
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Nadine Mc Crory8/11/09'if you wer a boy'...... im guessn it would help wif da girls!lol best ring tune EVA!!lol
soooo woz mint minday hit?? didnt head myself, gta gt savn 4my hol!! im completly skint nd headn away n 2wks!! no craic wif me at al, wer hve u bn hidn?? hvn cn u bout n ages!! -
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Catherine O'Neill
nah hi ramy is takin this job 2 seriously..i wud only go and celebrate if he was ther but he said he has work the next morn...takin it so serious!!
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Emmett Hackett8/4/09Have u ever pondered the true meaning of the word moesltof???
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7/31/09
Carla Mc Neill
i can see ur still as well mannered as always lol
aw im jealous..i didnt get 2 oxygen
was it fab?? im jus 4 the basque country (north spain) r sumin b4 u ask, nat evn 2 sure myself lol..headn ther 4 a wedding and a wile rip with the mc neill clan, shuld be gud! nat til sept tho but nat complaining coz at the min i is skinto!
shall i be seeing ur head in belfast a few times 4 sum mega rips or shall u be 2 mature 4 that carry on now that ur all graduated..lol
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7/28/09
Gillian McDonald
hopefully heading away on holiday start of sept! just needa get it booked now we hav a bit more time! my friend was at a music festival in belgium in june said it was awesome!! so ul def enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!
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