>1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
>serious."
>(Alan Minter)
>
>2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
>this morning and it was amazing ! "
>(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
>
>3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
>of him."
>(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
>
>4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
>(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
>
>5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
>my body."
>(Winston Bennett)
>
>6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
>behind it, which is identical."
>(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
>
>7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
>mother."
>(Greg Norman)
>
>8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
>the same thing again."
>(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
>
>9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
>winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
>(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
>
>10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
>president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
>
>11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>eleven Dicks on the field"
>(Metro Radio)
>
>12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
>hang in the air for even longer."
>(David Acfield)
>
>13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
>you stay in football?"
>(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
>
>14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
>opening his legs and showing his class."
>(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
>
>15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
>well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
>balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!"
>(US PGA Commentator)
>
>16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
>the blue is behind the brown."
>(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
>
>17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
>was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>weatherman and asked...
>
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>
>... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
>did too as they were laughing so hard!

100 facts about me!


1. Full Name: Alastair George Gibson
2. Nicknames: Gibby, Ally, Gib Gib, Big AL, Mogly, AWOL and JACK aparently lol.
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male (a hope)
7. Grade: 4th year at Caledonian uni (a hope)
8. School: Caledonian Uni (the big school)
10. Residence: Glasgow
11. MSN Screen Name: Charly Harper ledg

APPEARANCE

12. Hair Color: Blondy Brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye colour: Blue
15. Weight: 16an 1/2 or if you beleve Cumnock pool 18st lol
16. Height: 6'4" an a bit lol
17. Braces?:never
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

"FIRSTS"

22. First best friend: Johny Sharp
23. First Award: Speach an Drama...... dnt ask lol.
24. First Sport You Joined: Rugby
25. First pet: Gold fish, lived for 15 years ffs
26. First Real Vacation: Cypris
27. First Concert: Mylo
28. First Love: ------

FAVOURITES

29. Movie: too many
30.TV show: Two and a Half Men
31. Colour: Blue
32. Song Right Now: Next Contestant
33. Friends: too mamy
34. Sweet: not got one, boost mabey
35. Sport to Play: Rugby
36. Restaurant: Italian
37. Favorite brand: dnt giv a fuck
38. Store: again
39. School Subject: PE
40. Animal: Eagle
41. Book: Hobbit (only one av read lol)
42. Magazine: Nuts
43. Shoes: Diesels's
44. Item of Clothes: 3/4 lengths
45. Drink: JD an coke

CURRENTLY

46. Feeling: Board (u think ad do this otherwise?)
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: mabey
49. Eating: soup
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: 100 facts about me!!!
52. Online?: Obviously!
53. Listening To: Hands Open (snow patrol)
54. Thinking About: we'll if you knw me you knw the answer lol.
55. Wanting To: get wasted an do above.
56. Watching: buffering House
57. Wearing: nothin.... oj 3/4r's and white Tshirt

YOUR FUTURE

58. Want Kids?: Defo,
59. Want to be Married?: hopfully
60. Careers in Mind: Dont hav a clue.
61. Where do you want to live: Dunno
62. Car: Mustange

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX

63. Hair colour: Eather
64. Hair length: Long, sumtimes short though.
65. Eye colour: blue but not botherd much.
66. Measurments: not too small not too big.
67. Cute or Sexy: depends wot av planned for thm lol.
68. Lips or Eyes: too hard
70. Short or Tall: Short love short.
71. Easy going or serious: time and a place, but easy..
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: both
76. Sweet or Caring: Wtf sort of Q is tht
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: ?


78. Kissed a Stranger: Pope a Cathlic?
79. Had Alcohol: think a might hav.
80. Smoked: ye but not nw
81. Ran Away From Home: tryed but only got away for a fue hours!!
82. Broken a bone: Ma hand too many times
83. Got an X-ray: yeah
84. Been with someone: nope am a virgin, lol
85. Broken Someones Heart: hope not.
86. Broke Up With Someone: yip
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: ........no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

89. God: Fuck NO
90. Miracles: ye a even get stunners sumtimes lol
91. Love At First sight: Would like to think so.
92. Ghosts: its intresting, undesided though.
93. Aliens: yip, not sayin they'v visited but there out there.
94. Soul Mates: supose
95. Heaven: still waiting to hav group sex but al let you knw.
96. Hell: Ye Big Brothers on
97. Angels: Keira Knightley
98. Kissing on The First Date: What else you ment to do at the boarin part of the film.
99. Horoscopes: read thm, but no

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?............ dnt knw if a can hav thm yet.