Choose...... Cumbernauld

Choose no job. Choose not to have a career. Choose unemployment.

Choose a fucking big television you bought for £20 off some junkie in the Swan Inn.

Choose Roundabouts. Choose no traffic Lights.

Choose shite shops and officially the worst Town Centre in Britain. Choose Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents and Hairdressers. Choose Pound shops. Choose lots of f*cking pound shops.

Choose to the Antonine centre. Choose from the four shops currently in the Antonine Centre. Choose from the Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents, Hairdressers and f*cking poundshops that will soon occupy the Antonine centre.

Choose Fopp. Or rather don't choose Fopp as they went bust within a week of opening up in the Antonine Centre.
Choose Costa Coffee. Choose to sup on a cappuccino with Carbrain's finest neds, junkies and single mothers.

Choose to spend your Saturday afternoons watching mind numbing, spirit crushing football ('Mon the Bully Wee!).

Choose underage drinking. Choose Tennants Super. Choose to join a gang whose initials end in 'YT'. Choose Buckfast. Choose street crime. Choose Court Round up. Choose copious Drug abuse.

Choose the only town in Scotland not to have a theme pub or cinema complex.

Choose The Basement. Choose to believe that it really is 'The City Centre Venue in Cumbernauld'. Choose Papa Doc's. Choose a burst mooth.

Choose to wake up on a Sunday morning wondering why the fuck you're still living here.

Choose Sax.

Choose to have an ice rink that's been shut for 10 years. Choose Lecky White. Choose to have a ten pin bowling alley that's been shut for 10 years.

Choose f*cking Bingo. Choose to vote in a council who build McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut and KFC in the hope the
population slowly kill themselves through heart disease.

Choose The Kopper Kettle.

Choose "Aff yer Heid".

Choose Cumbernauld

01] I _____ Charles
02]Charles is _____.
03] If I was locked in a room with Charles, I would _____.
04] I think Charles should _____.
05] Charles needs _____.
06] I want to _____ Charles
07] Someday Charles will ___.
08] Charles _______ me.
09] Without Charles _____.
10] My funniest memoriy with Charles is _____.
11] Charles can be _____.
12] The worst thing about Charles is _____.
13] The best thing about Charles is _____.
14] I am _______with Charles
15] One thing i would like to do with Charles is _____.
16] Charles should go and _____.
17] Charles _____ me

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?