that was a cool song.

i can see a wave.
an ocean type one
not a sound one or a mexican one.

apparently theres a disease in turtles humans can get.
but they dont think its deadly
yet.

so, turtles are damn fast, but cant jump high
keep a ladder on your persons at all times.
its our only chance of survival.

speaking of which.
if there were a killer breed of turtles attacking humans.
would the TMNT help them or hinder them?
coz they technically are turtles.
but they also fight the Foot Clan, whom are ninjas.
and they are also ninjaish.

and yes, i do think of these things.

i have two beds here.
i was hoping to assert my oldest child thing at the moment and get the double bed for once.
but noooo, it has to be homo and have two rooms with two singles.
noobish.

im also being made to do family stuff.
on the beach.
i dont like sand.
its a bit gross.

theres a skatepark, its better than tamworths.
and it has a sail over it.

i saw a lifeguard.
he was cool.
but i was too scared to wave.

its windy, some kids were flying a kite.

i saw surfers being dumped on the waves.
it makes me giggle.
it also made me laugh when olivia went under.
it was pretty funny.

olivia is calling me a poobumnanahead.
i beat her in air hockey.
haha.
7-3. YEAH
and one of those was an own goal.
yes, i am that stupid.

good, she left.

the doors open up the wrong way.
and the toilet is all the way down the hall from the bathroom.
and has its own sink?
which is really strange.

i watched december boys the other day.
i think daniel radcliffe likes getting nakey.
personally.

the window has heaps of bugs on it.
someone should clean tha.
i could break the fly screen and stand on the ledge,
but i would prolly fall.

we went on a walk.
i had some gelato.
coconut flavour.
it was good.

socialising with the family is not fun
unless they are buying me stuff.
we are going to a big shopping centre in maroochydore.
for my dress.
apparently i should get a dark blue one.

olivia is stealing my stuff.
my ribbons and junk.
apparently we are playing a game.
im going to tackle her soon.
i told her im going to put her in the filter in the pool.
i think she could fit.
maybe.

apparently its meant to storm.
mmhmm.

well.
tackle time.

if you read all this you are a tad weird.
i like you.

Here's a Lightwood,
There's a Lightwood,
And another little Lightwood,
Adopted Lightwood,
Not a Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Vamp.

Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Raven.
Lightwood.
Fairy.
Cat.
High Warlock.
Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Werewolf.
Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Vamp.

I was once a mundie,
The Queen gave Jace a boon,
But I never saw the way,
To make a new rune.
Valentine is 15 years dead,
They thought he did fail,
And now listen Downworlders,
Maia has a tail.

Did you ever see a brother,
Kiss his sister,
On the kisser?
Court of Seelie,
Cop a feelie.
Demon.
Tarot.
Vamp.

Half a Lightwood.
Twice the Lightwood.
Not a Lightwood.
Mother Lightwood.
Lightwood on a bike.
Flying a Lightwood.
Lightwood.
Vamp.

Is this how it's told now?
What of the Accords?
Is it made of magic stuff?
Mirrors, cups and swords.
Are they siblings? Are they not?
Use witchlight, not a lamp.
And stay away from the Dumort,
Or become a vamp.

STOLEN.

My name is Jace,
I fight demons.
And if they come back,
I'll fight again.
I wear these marks,
And they protect me,
Another plus,
They make me sexy.
That Clary girl,
She is my sister,
I wish she wasn't.
Such a good kisser.
She likes to draw,
I think that's cool,
Too bad that Simon,
He's such a tool.

I am a Shadowhunter
From the Cassandra Clare triliogy.
And I've got get those Mortal Instruments,
Or Daddy will go crazy.

-Intermission (Magnus dancing like a loon, a sexy, sexy loon) -

If I get hurt,
These healing runes,
A broken arm,
Is good as new.
So I will fight,
And show I'm brave,
To prove my worth,
Defend the Clave.