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Male, 21,
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- I am Single
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- Member since: July 2006
- Last active: 10 hours ago
- www.bebo.com/itchy_mac
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- Tony Mowbray can't get us a taxi!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Need to get me a chick like the one in my skin! Mother Dearest would be so proud!
Buckfast is the key part of a good night out, no matter how much it disagrees with your arse the next day
Gooch McConville never fails to make an impression...no matter where he is or who he's with!
If I don't reply it might be because sometimes I'm not allowed to send comments for no reason at all. At least that's the excuse I'm stickin' to!
Just realised....Rihanna doesn't just have the best legs on the planet but she can sing aswell.
Too young to die but old isn't great! Can't argue with the Followill's philosophy.
You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass! (Stone Cold Steve Austin...King of the Ring 1996)
.........and that's about it! If I said anything else it would just be lies!
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He just doesnt roll!
- Music
- Can't beat the Irish music, Wolfe Tones, Gary Og, The Dubliners and of course Christy Moore. Other than the Irish music I don't have a preference, I just like those who are good at what they do such Springsteen, Bob Dylan(Great songwriter), Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, REM, Snow Patrol, KOL(Only By The Night-Masterpiece), Damien Rice, Foo Fighters, Saw Doctors, Nirvana, Pete Doherty (People may say he's a drug fueled idiot who can't look after himself or stay out of trouble but anyone that cannot recognise the talent of this man is nothin' short of an idiot), Amy MacD, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Five for Fighting, Dirty Pretty Things, Garth Brookes, Libertines, Babyshambles, Killers and many more.
- Films
- Could watch anything remotly decent although my all time favorites have to be Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Godfather Scarface, Star Wars, LOTR.
Absoloutly love the superhero movies but there are too many to name. - Sports
- Love the GAA and I'm a Down man.
Can't bet the ole WWE either, went to a Raw house show in October '07 with Seany for his birthday and been a few times since. Will have to get to a televised event some time in the future. Enjoy watching MMA and was thinkin' of starting up...then I caught myself on, I may not have the most beautiful face in the world but I like to keep contact with Knees/Elbows/Fists to an absolute minimum. - Scared Of
- Heights.
- Teenage girls on BEBO
- Anyone ever notice the comments these girls leave on eachovers pages. They do my head in, licking eachovers bums sayin' how well they look when they quite obviously are lien (and almost certainly saying the opposite behind the poor girls back). 'Love this pic of you chick! Lukin well!
' No chick you aren't, you're too fat for that outfit, your hair's a mess and you're too drunk to stand straight. If you aren't goin' to be honest don't write anything at all, you'll only give the poor girl false hope. I don't look well in any of my photos therefore I don't get messages from aload of fellas that I don't even like tellin' me how well I look. FUCK you all do my head in!
RANT OVER!
Oh and if you're one of those girls with comments such as these on your page. Sorry!
By the way! Do girls not, Dance, Talk shit to eachover or even go for drinks anymore when they are out? By the looks of their bebo pages they wouldn't have much time for that in between all these photographs they take of eachover. I was on a girls page there now with 117 photographs from one night out, I didn't even take a quarter of the the last time I was on a two week holiday! - Hate
- Life! IT'S SHIT! I've noticed since I gained employment for the first time in March '06 that regardless of your education (or lack of), or how high of a position one may gain in an international corperation, 90% of the population will end up having some bastard use their tongue as toliet paper, that may be anyone from your employer to the wee woman that takes you in the Dole when you sign on. So youngsters throw all these worthless ambitions out the window, repopulate and prepare for some bum licking 'till you collect your pension. Hopefully we all won't get fucked in the shitter when we're old and left to die alone and cold in a damp house with no heat! Depressing I know but just try and squeeze in as much of a good time as possible inbetween all this bum-lickin' and reproduction and life just might be worth living.
- Being called 'Itchy'!
- If I cut everyone out of my life that didn't know my real name (including those that only know it because they read it of my page) there would be far less people in Banbridge, and further afield, I would have to pretend to like.
Only messin' peeps! I love you all!
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Remember these phrases for Bulgaria Gooch!
I want sex - "Iskam sex"
I want to fuck you - "Iskam da te chukam"
Make me oral sex - "Napravi mi svirka"
I want to fuck you in your ass - "Iskam da te chukam w dupeto"
It was great sex - "Sexat beshe strahoten"
How much is for 1 hour? - "Kolko struva za edin chas?"
Do you have a condom? - "Imash li prezervativ?"
Come on baby - "Haide baby"
Ride me baby! - "Yahni me baby
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| Name : | Darren | |
| Nick Name : | Itchy | |
| Birthdate : | 16/09/88 | |
| Birthplace: | Newry | |
| Current Location: | Banbridge | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Black | |
| Height: | ??? Short | |
| Weight: | 12 1/2 stone (Needs sorted but I'm too lazy) | |
| Piercings: | none | |
| Tatoos: | Two | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Never | |
| Vehicle: | The 206 | |
| Overused Phrase: | Fuck! Gooch is fonin' me! (Only messin' bud) | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Steak | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | FnL or Detroit/Don't like nightclubs/Halfway | |
| Candy: | ??? | |
| Number: | What king of loser has a favorite number | |
| Color: | Same as above | |
| Animal: | Dog | |
| Drink: | Pint of Magners and a Buckfast please Greener | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | I have an appreciation for all body parts | |
| Perfume: | Whatever I get bought for Christmass | |
| TV Show: | Don't get much time for TV these days, I'll say Hollyoaks | |
| Music Album: | 'Legend' Bob Marley and the Wailers greatest hits | |
| Movie: | Couldn't pick | |
| Actor/Actress: | Couldn't pick | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | BK | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Neither | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Both, very affectionate me | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Just like a good film regardless of genre | |
| Love or Money: | Can't I have both? I've got used to being poor so love! | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | Varies | |
| Most Missed Memory: | I would love to be Caidens age! He's got the life! | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Stomach! (Check out me holiday pics) | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | I hope I don't have to go to university today | |
| Ambition: | Not be on the Dole for any longer than 3 months | |
| Best Friends: | Too many of us! They're all wankers | |
| Weakness: | Arms | |
| Fears: | Heights! | |
| Longest relationship: | My ma/da/brothers (Been related for over 20 years) | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | No | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Unfortunatly | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Unfortunatly (Violence is for the weak and narrow minded) | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | No | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | No | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Who has a favorite eye colour? | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Don't mind | |
| Short or Long: | Couldn't give a fuck! | |
| Height: | Don't care | |
| Style: | Don't know! Casual? | |
| Looks or Personality: | I'm not that shallow! Personality! | |
| Hot or Cute | I'ld say cute, just to be different! | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | In a woman? Neither!! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | WIsh I was just visiting Ireland and not residing here | |
| How do you want to Die: | Don't care. Quickly anyway! | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yeah! | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Of course | |
| Health Freak: | Defo not | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | My ma says I've inner beauty | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Suppose | |
| Want to go to College: | Currently at ole Jtown with all the GAA heads! | |
| Do you Smoke: | On 'rare' occasions | |
| Do you Drink: | I enjoy the odd sociable | |
| Shower Daily: | Of course (Miss the old Bath though) | |
| Been in Love: | No not proper love. | |
| Do you Sing: | In the shower and in the car | |
| Want to get Married: | Yea | |
| Do you want Children: | Loads if I could afford it! | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | I'm a born again virgin! Thinkin' of goin celibate | |
| Hate anyone: | No! But I really dislike loads of people! | |
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Sara McNally2 days agoYea was good! We stayed downstairs most of the nite tho cus upstairs was too packed. Hangover free today aswell
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Susan McKinty
yoh yoh hows u? im grand
yeh ino jus shows da mess i was in ahh well at least we werent as bad as pokers mate that was a whitey U goin danielles b.day? xx
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Emma.Jan 22U just are!!
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Awh aren't u just the best. .Liar out x
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Emz McgrathJan 19wel hw b u
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Shane GrahamJan 17i agree with fat head
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Shane Graham
well itch hows it goin wee son, yea had a crkin crimbo and new year! wata ya been up 2 the car still hangin in there lol ??
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Lauren Thompson
Lol..iz so drunk lasnite.i bebo'd every1 that was online.lol fun times.god yea it was..i cried my eyes out.they all had posters an all at the airport 2 meet me.it was fun..awk i do miss hme a bit but nt enuf 2 take me hme anytime soon.did uve a gud crimbo an new years?x
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Jan 6 via Mobile
Lauren Thompson
Hey.how the hell r ya?missin me loads im guess'n.?im actually drunk rite now.lol.but its ok its only 12.15 at nite ere.x
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Niall Mc Grath
no funds in da fone kid ta txt bk, na didnt head ot dat nit soon as got home hit da bed for abt 24 hours
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Shane Duffy
Darren McAlinden says: "I remember the time when a night on the swig cost between 20 and 30 quid! The good oul days!" (1d ago) FUCK I never ever had any days like that well for ya
Happy birthday itchy!hope u hav a gud 1&nw u can drink ur bucky
take care&be good xx
Emz Mcgrath 0 Replies2-0 sitn mid table gud luck in the intertotto cup if u's make it
Emmy Burns 0 Replieslol sori nt da best sin a laptop lol well its the thoughtdat counts lol. u otice hw i said darren an nt ichy huni happy bday again huni xx
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