THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED MUNDUNGA!!
AND HE HAD VERY LONG HAIR!!
HE SMELT LIKE CHEESE AND BISCUITS!!
AND HIS SKIN WAS REALLY FAIR!!

HE ATE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS!!
AND ONE HUNDRED BITS OF BARK!!
HIS BREATH THEN SMELT FOR HOURS!!
HE'S NOW SLEEPING IN THE DARK!!

HE WOKE UP NEXT MORNING WITH A RELLY BIG NOSE!!
THE GARDENER HAD WOKE HIM WITH A SPRAY OF HIS HOSE!!
HE SCREAMED AT THE GARDENER WHO, WHO GIGGLED WITH GLEE!!
MUNDUNGA LOOKED DOWN AND HAD SHIT ON HIS KNEE!!

MUNDUNGA SAT DOWN ON THE LONG MUDDY GRASS!!
HE THEN STARTED TO CRY!!
FOR HE HAD MUD ON HIS ASS!!
HE WIPED AND HE WIPED AS HE WAS SHORLY TO DIE!!

HE WAS STARTING TO PANIC AS HE BECAME VERY FAINT!!
THEN HE REMEMBERED THAT HE WANTED TO PAINT!!
HE THEN RAN AND HE RAN VERY FAST FOR AN HOUR!!
HE THEN RAN INTO HIS HUT AND HAD A QUICK SHOWER!!

THEN HE DECIDED TO FUFILL HIS BIG DREAM!!
HE THEN STARTED TO PAINT AND HE STARTED TO SCREAM!!
HE WAS NOW SO CLEAN SO HE WASNT TO DIE!!
HE THEN HEARD A KNOCK AND HE STARTED TO CRY!!

HE WAS NOW CRYING FOR BEHIND THE DOOR!!
WAS HIS MEAN, CRAZY, WRINKLY MOTHER-IN-LAW!!
HE SNUCK OUT THE WINDOW AND GIGGLED FOR NOW!!
THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS HUT WHICH BLEW UP..KAPOW!!

THE CRAZY OLD BITCH WAS NOW CERTAINLY DEAD!!
THEN MUNDUNGA NOW LAUGHS AS HE ITCHES HIS HEAD!!
HE ITCHES HIS HEAD FOR WHAT MUNDUNGA NOW DO!!
IS ITCH AT THERE HEADS AND THEN SQUIRT THEM WITH GLUE!!

MUNDUNGA NOW SLEEPS FOR A FEW MONTHS!!
AND THIS IS BECAUSE HE'S HIBERNATING!!!!!


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BY ELLIOTT!