In the Frontrow - The Prop Forward Song
To the tune of The Wild Rover

I\'ve been a propforward as long as I know,
and will always do nothing but play the frontrow.
You might think we\'re crazy, just stupid or dumb,
but without us you wouldn\'t win one single scrum.

CHORUS:

And it\'s close, tight, together,
never back we will go.
Cause we\'ll always be playing,
in the frontrow.

I stand in between them, and hooker\'s my name,
striking at balls is my favourite game.
Channels and tactics, just give me a call,
cause I am by far the smartest of all.

Our numbers are easy, they\'re one, two and three,
or in the same order, it\'s a, b and c.
It\'s common logic, we\'re always up front,
ask us a question, we\'ll probably HUH

No second or backrow, no scrumhalf or back,
we are the pillars of both team and pack.
You may wonder why, but you will never know,
unless you have tried to play in the frontrow.

Scrummage is easy, we say \"peace-a-cake\",
we push them around til we hear something break.
Referee or others, we don\'t give a fuck,
we are the best in a fast forward ruck.

Our job in the lineout\'s is lift and protect,
and hand-off opponents in case they object.
Wheeling a maul is great fun to do,
cause if we are lucky we get to score too.

You might not believe it, we sometimes do think,
it most likely happens when we need a drink.
Running makes thirsty and energy\'s spilt,
that\'s why our stomachs are constantly filled.

Now that you know what the frontrow\'s about,
guess what we think when we give you a shout
Dropping a ball may look clumsy to you,
but winning a scrum is what we\'re born to do

The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Paul O\'Connel is after it.

Marcus Horan\'s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Marcus Horan.

Ronan O\'Gara counted to infinity - twice.

When Arnold says the line \"I\'ll be back\" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Donncha O\'Callaghan for help.

When Paul O\'Connel exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Jerry Flannery doesn\'t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs

Paul O\'Connel, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, \"I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride.\" Arnie says, \"I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements.\" God then turns to Paul O\'Connel, who replies with, \"I believe... you are sitting in my seat.\"

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer open you would find another Peter Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.

Trevor Halstead can slam a revolving door

Brian O\'Driscoll was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Donncha O\'Callaghan and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Paul O\'Connel was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop

John Hayes puts the \"laughter\" in \"manslaughter\".

Ghosts are actually caused by Dennis Leamy killing people faster than Death can process them.

When Dennis Leamy does a pushup, he isn\'t lifting himself up, he\'s pushing the Earth down.

Gordan D\'Arcy is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Simon Easterby\'s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Paul O\'Connel can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell \"What The Hell was That?\"

David Wallace sold his soul to the devil for his superhuman strength and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wally dump tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn\'t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Jerry Flannery doesn\'t see dead people, he makes people see dead.

The chief export of Marcus Horan is pain.

After much debate, President Bush decided to send the U.S. Marines to Iraq rather than the alternative of sending Donncha O\'Callaghan. It was
more \"humane\".

1.) That\'s not right................. Sum Ting Wong

2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao

4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk

5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?

7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat

9.) It\'s very dark in here................ Wai so dim?

10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?

11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King

12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

14.) He\'s cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka

15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.) Great!............................
. Fa Kin Su Pa