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rangers jokes
There's a rumour that rangers have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to rangers.
It will be called "Laughing Stock".

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "rangers are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q. What have the rangers and a nappy got in common?
A. P*** upfront and crap at the back.

A burglary was recently committed at rangers ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet.
A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the rangers ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match

Q. What's the difference between the rangers keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: What have rangers and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

Q: What's the difference between rangers and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between rangers and a lift ?
A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down

Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and rangers?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

Q: What is the difference between rangers and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

Someone asked me the other day, what time do rangers kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied

Q: What do you say to a rangers supporter with a good looking bird on his
arm?
A: Nice tattoo.

Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of rangers fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of rangers players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do you call a rangers fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a rangers fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

I was talking to the rangers groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a rangers fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do rangers supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do you call a rangers fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rangers fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do you call a rangers fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar

Q: What do you get when you offer a rangers fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change