This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys. C'mere I realize
some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle with de Cork speak like.
So have a lash of it and there'll be less gowls around.
How bad!
PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

1) C'mere = Excuse me
2) I will yeah! = no!
3) What's the story fella? = how are you?
4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:
5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!
6) Here la = here you are
7) There la = it's over there / look over there
State a him la = He looks bad
9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good
10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you. 11) Pure = very
12) Two fucks = care
13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care
14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.
Ah know like you understand don't ya?
15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.
16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible
17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya
1 Have a lash off = have a go
19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis
20) Be wide = be careful
21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)
22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful
23) How bad bhoy = good
24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.
25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute
27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has
earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)
2 Jammy Rag = a tampon
29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff / gaylord =
homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /
experienced person
30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)
31) Wan / bure = female 32) Young wan = female child
33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male
34) Small fella = Male child
35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father
36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers
= travllers
37) Apache = joyrider
3 Salk = stolen car
39) Sham = young male / hard man or travller
40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man
41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose
42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina
43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)
44) Langer / langerdan: prick
45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person
46) Gimp = Feckin eejit
47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)
4 Fifty = Stood up
49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes
50) Yolkes = ecstasy
51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash
52) a nodge = small bit of hash
53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size
54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash
55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash
56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai
57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car
5 Pig stie = Garda station
59) Speedy = Garda motorbike
60) Gatch = walk
61) Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person
62) Gammy = deformed
63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going
out with
64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages
65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the ear = going
drinkin(in a pub)
66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street
67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up
6 Lamp / skanse / la = look
69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss
70) Hangin = Need a fag
71) Wah / Whacker: scumbag
72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.
73) Frame / kit = woman's body
74) Flaa = good lookin' girl
75) Feak = see no.73
76) Is she feakin' = is she fuckable
77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere

PART 3 : PLACE NAMES

7 Grawn/Graw: Gurranabraher
79) Knocka: Knocknaheeney
80) Mahn: Mahon
81) da Han: Ballyphehane
82) Tokor: Togher
83) da Glen: The Glen
84) Pana: St. Patrick Street
85) Flying bo

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