6 September 2002
News report on Alien sighting

Fast Food
Yesterday at approximately 3:15pm, on a normally peaceful Saturday afternoon a strange phenomenon occured in the country of New Zealand. Leaving the whole country in a state of disbelief.

Mr Jones was enjoying a cup of tea on his veranda when this tragic event took place here is an account ofwhat he claims to have seen. "I was minding my me own business when all of a sudden, music started to play in my ears, a great tune it was too, made me want to take out my fiddle and play along. "That's all I remember luv, you best be off so I can milk the cows and buy Jim Bob curry.

Hospitals around the country have been flooded with claims of curry depriveness spuntiveness (a condition in which a person feels a need for a Jim Bob curry). The trouble is that no Jim Bob chefs can remember how to make any curry, there recipe books have mysteriously gone missing. The machines that pack and order the Jim Bob products have had there hard-drives removed. All of the Jim Bob company have been affected even their delieverers have lost any information on their routes. Owner of the Jim Bob Curries company (Jim Bob) had this to say on the total demise of his prestige company.

"It is a shame that our fabulous company has only got the attention it deserves, through a catastrophe such as this.""What is also very ironic is the fact that there is now such a big demand for Jim Bob curry and we can't manufacture any product!""Just a shame, just a shame.

Proffesor Cedric Potts has been at the forefront of investigating the cause for these sudden cravings. We had a brief interview with him to see what he had managed to find out."After doing some intesive tests on all parts of the body, the craving seems to be coming from a little 'attachment' in need of a better word on the left side of the brain. We haven't seen any known substance like this found on this earth. This attachment seems to be sending vibes through our patients making them want a Jim Bob curry and thinking of nothing else until they get one.

We visited alot of other people off the street and all of them claim to have heard their favourite type of music and have later had a gut-wrenching craving for a Jim Bob curry.

Another group of disgruntled people include skate-boarders. Bailey Dixon asked us to write "I think this alien thingy sucks man! "I reckon this alien guy should stop stealing our skateboards, cause that's just sad."

-That skateboard bit was added to try to find to make it longer but i never finished it-I got the Jim Bob name from Rhys McMillan saying it in class-and the curry theme was from me REALLY liking Pabla's curry.

Some people, really can't HANDLE my JANDAL-I think it is time... TO SWITCH INTO OVERDRIVE- BACK-UP this TYHME 'round... WOULD BE GREATLY APRECIATED!!!