Jakey N <captainjakesparrow>

"I Rock Because Guitar Hero Told Me So! :)"

  • How Long Can You Last In Bed?

    How Long Can You Last In Bed?

    Over 60 minutes

    Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.
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  • Premier League Picks


    I support: Man Utd


    Sunday, May 24, 2009
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    Sunderland 2
    3 Chelsea
    Blackburn 0
    0 West Brom
    West Ham 2
    1 M'brough
    Hull 0
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    Villa 1
    0 Newcastle
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  • Werewolves

    Jakey is a Fire Werewolf
    2 chumps infected
    988 Werewolf points
    : Tony fed George to Jakey
    : Mark fed Dude to Jakey
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  • Slayers

    Jakey is a Vampire Slayer
    2 chumps recruited
    681 Slayer points
    : Dude and rused Jakey
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  • Typing Speed

    Jakey's typing speed is
    51 wpm!
    he is faster than 86.0% of Bebo.
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  • How Sexy Is Your Name?

    Jake Newlove
    Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)

    Your name scored 331 in the How Sexy Is Your Name Test

    Click here to find out How Sexy Is Your Name?

  • Addicted to The Simpsons

    Homer: I'll let you hold the bomb
    Bart: The man knows me
    -Bart Simpson
    Addicted to The Simpsons now has 799542 fans.
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    100 points (Production Asst.)
  • Addicted to Scrubs

    I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, ?You?re very healthy down there.? And then I said ?right back at you.? And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, ?I like to keep a clean shop.? And then he asked to see my insurance card.
    -Elliot Reid
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  • Addicted to Top Gear

    [During the opening sequence.]
    Jeremy: Opening lines here.
    -Jeremy Clarkson
    Addicted to Top Gear now has 60146 fans.
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  • Mood Ring

  • Don't Press the Button


    Announcing Don't Press Again
    (the sequel)




    Jakey's Button was pressed 3 times
    See who pressed it

    What's this About?
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  • LX World Cup Football

    LX World Cup Football

    Jamaica

    Record

    46 Wins - 15 Losses

    Cash

    $15224

    Team Skills

    38

    My Team

    Jamiee Shelvey
    13 Skills
    Worth $419
    Harry Balboa Mitchell
    13 Skills
    Worth $460
    Cameron R
    12 Skills
    Worth $381

    Think you can beat me?

    PLAY ME
  • Are You Sex Mad??

    Are You Sex Mad??

    My result is: You Say Your Sex Mad Jus To Please

    well you have a hot guy who cant get enough off sex so you tell him your sex mad to make a connection. little did you no he is a real SEX god who truly loves sex ALL the time. you just cant keep up. but you try because hes such an angel
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    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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  • What kind of Dancer are you?

  • Astrology

    Sagittarius Horoscope
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    Wednesday, November 25
    You may find yourself in a bit of a financial challenge. You have competing priorities right now that involve health, security, friendships and family. You may be forced to make a compromise that pleases no one. Do what your heart says is the right thing.

    Astro Forecast
    Excellent
    Money
    Good
    Love
    Poor
    Health
    Numbers
    10, 10, 10, 28, 29, 31
    Compatibility
    Libra
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  • The Best Profile Survey


    Name :   Jake
    Nick Name :   Newlove :)
    Birthdate :   121295
    Birthplace:   dno..
    Current Location:   Braintree Blud
    Eye Color:   Hazel
    Hair Color:   Brown
    Height:   5"3 i think
    Weight:   10 Stone!! What a Fat Shit!
    Piercings:   None
    Tatoos:   none
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   none
    Vehicle:   Granny Mobile!
    Overused Phrase:   Righttt....
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Anything,
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Aroma! Hell yeah!
    Candy:   twirl
    Number:   13
    Color:   pink/purple
    Animal:   Dog
    Drink:   Coke/wkd
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   boobys and arse.. lol
    Perfume:   Lynx
    TV Show:   Two and Half men :)
    Music Album:   HANNAH MONTANA! lol
    Movie:   HANNAH MONTANA! nt really Ace Ventura
    Actor/Actress:   Jim Carrey
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Mcdonalds
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
    Kiss or Hug:   both
    Dog or Cat:   dog
    Rap or Punk:   rap
    Summer or Winter:   summer
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   both
    Love or Money:   both!
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   dont have one!
    Most Missed Memory:   dont know..
    Best phyiscal feature:   The di.. legs!
    First Thought Waking Up:   cant be arse to go to school..
    Ambition:   ??
    Best Friends:   Danielle Dennis and Stanley Allen!
    Weakness:   very fit girls :) aka Jackie Gill
    Fears:   Gays! or bies [callum]
    Longest relationship:   6 months.. i think hope to beat it :)
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   yes once.. when i was yr 2 lol
    Ever been beaten up:   nope
    Ever beaten someone up:   yeah..
    Ever Shoplifted:   nopee..
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   nopee..
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Well Duhh!
    Been Dumped Lately:   Nopee
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Blue/Brown
    Favorite Hair Color:   Brown/Blonde
    Short or Long:   Long
    Height:   5"3
    Style:   dno..
    Looks or Personality:   both
    Hot or Cute   both
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   I like them CHUNKY!! lol Average
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Spain!
    How do you want to Die:   Get hit by a bus!
    Been to the Mall Lately:   nopee
    Get along with your Parents:   Sometimes
    Health Freak:   nopeee
    Do you think your Attractive:   fuck no
    Believe in Yourself:   yea
    Want to go to College:   yea
    Do you Smoke:   no
    Do you Drink:   sometimes
    Shower Daily:   yea
    Been in Love:   Yeah
    Do you Sing:   sometimes
    Want to get Married:   Yeah
    Do you want Children:   Yeah! That Means SEX! lol
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   whenever sex is sex :)
    Hate anyone:   Yea
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  • Crazy Ambulance

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  • WHAT BOOOBS WILL YOU HAVE WHEN YOUR OLDER

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  • First Last Survey

    EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

    FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Thomas Walker

    FIRST SCHOOL: Powers Hall

    FIRST CELL PHONE:

    FIRST FUNERAL:

    FIRST PET:

    FIRST BIG TRIP:

    FIRST FIGHT:

    FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH:

    FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?:

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    FIRST BEBO FRIEND:

    EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

    LAST PERSON I HUGGED:

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    LAST TIME I CRIED?:

    LAST MOVIE I WATCHED:

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    LAST THING I TOUCHED:

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    LAST TIME AT THE MALL:

    LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING:

    LAST PERSON I SAW:

    LAST THING I DRANK:

    LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART:

    LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?:

  • Mash Future


    Mash Future
    Your Future You are going to marry MASH and drive a Black Renualt The two of you will live in a Penthouse in Iraq with your 99999999999999999 kids. You will have a job as a Footballer Your Future

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  • Make A Baby

    Made By: Jakey N
    Activities: football,and soccer and dont forget flirtin wit girls!
    About: I am nice and sweet please please please adopt me! i wil...
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  • Vampires

    Jakey is a Ice Vampire
    5 chumps infected
    1,055 Vampire points
    : Grace fed Scary to Jakey
    : Grace fed Ollie to Jakey
    : Grace fed DanielleDennis to Jakey
    : Rebecca fed D to Jakey
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  • Zombies

    Jakey is a Bishop in the Church of Zombie
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  • Sea Wars

    Welcome to Sea Wars!
  • bBo Addict

    Jakey is
    71%
    addicted to Bebo
  • Quizzaz

    Quizzes I've Created

    What Singer Are You?

    What Singer Are You Rihanna? Timberland? Justin Timberlake?


    HOW 2 NO IF YOUR FALLIN IN LUV..?


    YOU LYK DEM A BIT MORE DEN A FRIEND.

    YOU JUST HAVE A CRUSH
    ITS NOT TRUE LUV..!!
    THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE FOR YOU
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  • Addicted to Heroes

    I just want to be a hero.
    -Hiro Nakamura
    Addicted to Heroes now has 438004 fans.
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  • Addicted to Family Guy

    oh, look, it's Fido McCoke-fiend!
    -Stewie Griffin
    Addicted to Family Guy now has 733792 fans.
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    300 points (Boom Operator)
  • Addicted to Prison Break

    If you're gonna stab me in the back, Agent Wheeler, be smart enough to cover up the knife.
    -Agent Alexander Mahone
    Addicted to Prison Break now has 360581 fans.
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  • Manchester United Fans

    Manchester United at Portsmouth
    Sat, Nov 28, 2009 - 10:00 AM (ET)
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    100 points (Benchwarmer)
  • Birthday Countdown

  • what type of dancer are you?

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  • ***-ThA RaNdOm QuIz-***

    ***-ThA RaNdOm QuIz-***

    My result is: U r off the hook random

    U r off tha hook random CONGRATULATIONS!!! Ur just lyk tIgGEr !!!!U r tha type of person that blurts ou random things such as endin random sentences with '' Riding thru a desert on a mexican donkey backwards!'' <-- RaNdom!! Ur lyf is as pimped up as it can get. so gud luck with ur lyf ....hope ur scuba diving on a plane that crashes into a pool of money in tha bahamas comes true!!!! lol
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    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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  • Your Birthday

    12 December
    Lucky Color:Amber
    Personality Strengths:Compassion, Talent
    Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
    Successful Career Path:Fashion
    Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
    Adjectives to Describe You:powerful, enterprising
    Description:
    A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

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  • what scrubs charactor are you !?!

    what scrubs charactor are you?

    My result is: yoo ar Carla

    Yoo ar Carla...Yoor a no nonsence sassy type. But thats not a bad thing! Yoove got good taste and can suss people easily. yoor very smart in lots of different wayys. your affectionate and caring. Yoo hold the group together and give great advice. Keep it up Carla.
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    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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  • Are ou An Angel Or A Devil?

  • how will you die

  • Bowling Buddies

    100+

    Awarded for scoring more than 100 points in one game.

    200+

    Awarded for scoring more than 200 points in one game.

    Strike King

    Awarded for scoring more than 5 strikes in one game.

    Power Bowler

    Awarded for bowling faster than an average speed of 40 km/h.

    Clown

    Awarded for being a Clown! Can you find out how?

    Pro Bowler

    Awarded for playing more than 50 games!

    Perfect Round

    Awarded for filling the scoreboard with strikes!

    Spare Saver

    Awarded for scoring all spares in one game!

    Challenge Champ

    Awarded for winning more than 25 challenges!

    Super Friend

    Awarded for having more than 50 Bowling Buddies!

    1: Morts - 235

    2: LauraBcth - 227

    3: Fayzyblazy - 223

    4: Dee - 212

    5: Grace - 191

    6: Click - 187

    7: Rebecca - 184

    8: Levi - 179

    9: GG - 171

    10: Amberr - 171

    Best Score:
    112

    Friend ranking:
    19/21

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    1.Whats your name?
    Jakey Newlove Mate!

    2.How old are you?
    13

    3.Are You single or taken?
    Complicated

    4.Do you have a crush on someone?
    Mite Do

    5.How do you feel right now?
    Happy Coz Stanley [ aka The Sexy Beast ] is With me!

    6.Do you brush your teeth every morning and night?
    Morning not night cant be arsed..

    7.Are you a happy person?
    Hell Yeahh

    8. wink face or  angry face or  <-- that face?
    Wink and that facee ;)

    9. cooool face or  ninja? :D
    Coool

    10.Have you got msn? =p~
    yupp

    11. Whats your favourite songg?
    Cant Touch This!

    12. christmas or new year?
    Christmas!

    13. Halloweeen or St patricks day ?
    Halloween

    14. do you like lepricauns!?
    Yeah we Have One in our school! [ aka Jack Brumby! ]

    15. Do you believe in santa?
    Yeah, Its Jake Miller!

    16. <-- whats your tribal war chant?
    Hunga!

    17. do you talk alot?
    Yes but not allways..

    18. do you like star wars?
    Vrrooom Hell Yeah!! I got a light saber and pretend im Darth Vader!!!

    19. Do you consider yourself a nice person?
    Yea

    20. Do you work well in a team?
    Yea

    21. Kisses or hugs ?
    Both! From Danielle ;)

    22. Do you hate anyone?
    Yeah, Ya Mum in Bed!

    23.Pepsi or Coke?
    Coke

    24. Do you drink?
    Yes i do.. WATER!

    25. Do you belive in {a} god?
    Well Jack Holiday Is Jesus and Stanleys A God!... In Bed!

    26. Can you cook?
    Nope i have burnt pasta!

    27. Pancakes or Easter Eggs?
    pancakes babbyy

    28. Want to get married?
    yeah to stanley!

    29. PIRATE ;D! yaas lol
    Yarrrg

    30. are you cool like him <-- :L
    Hell Yeah

    31. Vampires?  lol
    i aint no Vamp [ aka Emo/Goth ]

    32. want children?
    Yeah with Stanley.. i mean Danielle.. What?

    33.are you scared of clowns?
    Yeah! I run away when i look in a mirror!

    34. <-- whats that guy doing?
    Pointing His Finger To The Sky What Do YOU Think He's Doing!!

    35. whats your favourite boook?
    Harry Plopper!

    36.Have you got a sick mind?
    Fuck Yeah!

    37. Do you like Eygptions?
    Hell Yeah I do the Egyption Dance When I RAVEE!

    38.Ever fallen off a chair?
    Yuppp!

    39. tea or coffeee?
    neither

    40. Do you think you would be a good king/queen?
    Queen Babyy!

    41. whats the worst thing that you've ever done?
    Poured Coke Into My Hand..

    42.Does it always rain on youuu ? (8]
    For Some Reason Yes!

    43.Last question .. did u injoy this quiz?
    Yupp :)

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