Linus Kiess <absolutfiji>

"Keep it simple. Think slow. Just do it."

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    Linus drives a Mazda Bongo Friendee Van

    Points won by racing: 0
    Total points: 0

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    How will you end up in prison?


    Robbery

    You want, what you want but don't want to pay, I know that stlen things taste better, but what would you want from an innocent kitten!
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  • What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?

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    Your result is: You would fall for the bad boy.

    Get a good lawyer, because you will fall for someone from the wrong side of the tracks with charm, looks, and all the moves down pat. Look for your future guy in bars, clubs, and on the dancefloor--he's the shirtless one with the tattoos.
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    Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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    What's your kissing style?
    what model are you?
    Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
    Whats yuurh real name?
    what will your baby girl look like
    how interesting are you?
    What colour best suits your personality?
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    What do you really think about me?
    Your message is completely anonymous. Nobody will ever find out!
    Linus has 4 anonymous messages in the box.
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  • What Type of Eyes Do You Have?

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    Your result is: tarsier eyes

    You have Tarsier Eyes. Don't know what a tarsier is? That's OK, not many people do. You're pretty rare, and pretty weird. But don't take that the wrong way. You're really weird in a good way, I mean, you're practically disgustingly cute! :D
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    Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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    Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
    Whats yuurh real name?
    what will your baby girl look like
    how interesting are you?
    What colour best suits your personality?
    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
    Are you an Angel or Devil?
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  • What Is Your Future Life

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    Your result is: Here is your life

    You live in a mansion.
    You'll make $900,000 a year.
    You own a limo.
    Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
    Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
    You'll only have one kid.
    You'll die at forty because of alcohol.
    Yes, you'll make it to
    heaven!
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    Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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    what model are you?
    Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
    Whats yuurh real name?
    what will your baby girl look like
    how interesting are you?
    What colour best suits your personality?
    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
    Are you an Angel or Devil?
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    Name :   Linus
    Nick Name :   's you may never use: "Superman"...
    Birthdate :   20th Oct '90
    Birthplace:   Stuttgart, Germany
    Current Location:   Fiji
    Eye Color:   Brown + Darker Brown (ha! u don't know which is which!)
    Hair Color:   Pretty much blackish
    Height:   Good
    Weight:   65kg
    Piercings:   Nah
    Tatoos:   Nah
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   What's that?
    Vehicle:   2 top-of-the-line Feet
    Overused Phrase:   i'ma punch u in the ovaries, girl
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Steak, Cake, Fruit
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Oreilley's, Daikoku
    Candy:   Toblerone
    Number:   III
    Color:   Red
    Animal:   Dogs
    Drink:   Absolut Vodka
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Lips ;-)
    Perfume:   Sorry that's secret
    TV Show:   Sopranos
    Music Album:   Can't choose a single one
    Movie:   Street Kings
    Actor/Actress:   Jennifer Garner/Jude Law
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds (bt u guyz better make the ketchup free soon!)
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Both
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee. Strong. Black
    Kiss or Hug:   Both
    Dog or Cat:   Dog
    Rap or Punk:   Both can be good, both can be bad
    Summer or Winter:   Only if there's snow
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   lol the combinations
    Love or Money:   "You can lose money chasing women but don't ever lose women
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   11 if i gotta get up at 6
    Most Missed Memory:   Life keeps getting better
    Best phyiscal feature:   my ass
    First Thought Waking Up:   mmm
    Ambition:   to be ambitious
    Best Friends:   Look at the profile
    Weakness:   None
    Fears:   None
    Longest relationship:   2 great years
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   I'm a bad liar
    Ever been beaten up:   Mutual fights
    Ever beaten someone up:   Mutual fights
    Ever Shoplifted:   Yes
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Ewwwww!
    Been Dumped Lately:   No
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Yellow
    Favorite Hair Color:   Red
    Short or Long:   None
    Height:   My eyelevel?
    Style:   Sexy
    Looks or Personality:   Not a choice i make
    Hot or Cute   Not a choice i make
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   Skinny
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   China
    How do you want to Die:   Heart attack from sex when I'm old? (apologies in advance to
    Been to the Mall Lately:   Nah
    Get along with your Parents:   Yeah
    Health Freak:   I like fruit/Keep clean
    Do you think your Attractive:   Yes
    Believe in Yourself:   Try to
    Want to go to College:   Kinda
    Do you Smoke:   Sometimes
    Do you Drink:   Sometimes
    Shower Daily:   lol this quiz is insulting
    Been in Love:   Yes
    Do you Sing:   Sometimes
    Want to get Married:   Not too soon
    Do you want Children:   yes
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   oops. i'm supposed to still have it??!
    Hate anyone:   Haters :P
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