Luke <avatar890>

"Shablam, Shleeb and Slash!"

  • The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

    1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
    I Get My DVD`s By Other Means ;)

    2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
    I`ll Let You Know...

    3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
    Neither, Im A Winner ;)

    4.Is that your natural hair color?
    Blonde

    5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
    7

    6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
    Nope

    7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
    Yesm

    8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
    Known Her A Year, I Love Her, She Knows :) We`ll See What Happens

    9.Can you lick your elbow?
    No

    10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
    Broken Leg Perhaps

    11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
    GET NAKED!!!

    12.Do you wear fake tan?
    No

    13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
    Its Funny

    14.What is your favourite room in your house?
    Bedroom

    15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
    Whiskey And Coke

    16.Do fish make good pets?
    YESM, Chickons Are Better Like :)

    17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
    Neither! CHICKON!!

    18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
    Nope, Fortunately I Can Run Twice As Fast As A Cheetah ;)

    19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
    Sony Ericsson W350i

    20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
    £80

    21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
    Gricey`s, Although I Class Him As Family... So Technically, It Was Muhammed The Taxi Driver :)

    22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
    The Taxi Driver?! ?You Think About The Question Again?

    23.When’ s the last time you showered
    This Morning I Had A Bath

    24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
    I Bath Everyday If I Can....

    25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
    KING SIZE!!!!

    26.Do you make your bed daily?
    YESM

    27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
    2 BILLION!!!

    28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
    Im Not Wearing Clothes....

    29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
    3

    30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
    Yesm

    31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
    Other Day

    32.Do you take compliments well?
    Ayee

    33.Do you find piercings attractive?
    On Paige :)

    34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
    Invisible :)

    35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
    Yesm

    36.Where does number one live?
    Its Private Btich!

    37.Would you date them?
    Sowwy, Nope

    38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
    Paige Did... :D

    39.What color of socks do you have on?
    No Socks...

    40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
    Scar....

    41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
    20 mins + Bath Time = about 40 Mins

    42.Have you bought anything today?
    Its Fuckin 9.34am what do you think?!?!

    43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
    Yesm, Double Date, Helping My Mate.... I Was Like 14 Though, So The Counciling Has Helped ;)

    44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
    Floor, Stood On It :)

    45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
    Afternoon :)

    46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
    Yesm

    47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
    I Would Have To Say... IDK!!

    48.How many pics of just you do you have?
    About 12 BILLION COS IM SOO FUCKING VAIN!!!! not really, about 20 tops

    49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
    Burger King

    50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
    Well, If I Spell It Correctly, Iron Bru

    51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    What A Dick Head...

    52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
    Well. In Order For Me To answer This With A Yesm, I`d Have To Know I Had The Sign On My Back.... But If I Realised It Then The Answer To The Question Is A No....

    53.Lap top or pc?
    PC Preferred, Laptop Currently...

    54.What color is your keyboard?
    Black, White Letters

    55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
    Virgin And My Aunty,,, Why?

    56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
    Nope.... Im Loved...

    57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
    AYEEE

    58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
    Indeed, Now I Do ;)

    59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
    Nope. Singing People = Shit By Slipknot!!!

    60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
    In The Middle, Im Blunt!

    61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
    Worms, Less Chance Of Ending Up Dead,...

    62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
    Yesm

    63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
    No

    64.Do you text or call more?
    Text

    65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
    He`s Funny, But A Prick...

    66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
    Of Course, Who Wouldnt?

    67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
    My Ipod Docking Station, Or The Toy Toasty Maker I Got Off Ash :)

    68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
    I`ve Never Had A Slow Dance.... :'(

    69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
    Yesm

    70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
    Yesm, If ITs Not... dont tell me! LET ME LIVE THE FUCKING DREAM!!!

    71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
    Peppermint Rules!

    72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
    As Much As A Comfy Pillow Costs!

    73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Green

    74.How many tv's in your house?
    5...

    75.Type your name using only your elbow
    lujker............ nearly there :)

    76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
    EWWW.... No

    77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
    OH YESM!!! EVERY FUCKING DAY!

    78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
    No, Im A Dick...

    79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
    Yesm

    80.Favourite sports to watch?
    Football, I Suppose...

    81.Can you play Poker?
    Yesm

    82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
    Nope

    83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
    Nope

    84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
    Yesm

    85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
    Yesm

    86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
    Yesm, When I Was 5

    87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
    Limes....

    88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
    Bouncy Castles!!

    89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
    Yesm, Never Forgot My Key Since :)

    90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
    I Didnt Go Without If Thats What You Mean...

    91.Look behind you, what do you see?
    Curtains,

    92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
    POO

    93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
    Pork, CRACKLING!!!

    94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
    Nope, Better Not Be For A Good Few More Years

    95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
    Fuck No

    96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
    A Cabbage!?

    97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
    OH YEH!!!

    98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
    Nip Home Get My Bat A Beat Them DOWN!!

    99.Have you ever broken a bone?
    Nope, Dont Beleive So...

    100.How many times have you moved house?
    Lost Count At 14

    101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
    This God Fella Everyones Always On About ;)

    102.Curtains or blinds?
    Blinds Are Fun :)

    103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
    If I Had To...

    104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
    Nope....

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