Matty. <matty2011>

  • Favourite Quotes

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    I can't go to prison Roy!They'll rape the flip out of me!



    Mange tout Rodney, mange tout.



    [Shooter] I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast [Happy] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast



    Hobnobs are like marines... DIP ME, I'M GOING NOWHERE SON... DIP ME... DIP ME!!!



    I'm 85% sure I'm straight.



    You look like that little monkey in ET!



    Friend. Football Friend. FUCKING FOOTBALL FRIEND!



  • 63 Annoying Questions Survey

    63 Annoying Questions Survey

    Song that always makes you sad: the scientist - coldplay
    Last thing you bought: an iced bun
    Last person you argued with: i'm a lover, not a fighter :L
    Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: i don't have butter with jelly
    One of your nicknames as a kid: curly
    Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: no, i was more of an eiffel 65 man
    Favorite day of the week: saturday
    Favorite Sundae topping: chicken?
    Did you take Piano lessons: no, but i did want to!
    Most frequent song played: truth begins - dpt
    TV show you secretly enjoy: my name is earl
    Would you rather play basketball or hockey: basketball
    Date someone older or younger: younger, but i'm no paedo!
    One place you could travel right now: chicago
    Do you use umbrellas: nope
    Do you know all the words to your national anthem: yes
    Favorite Cheese: wensleydale with cranberries
    Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: neither
    Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
    Best job you ever had: none :D
    Did you go to your high school prom: erm, not yet!
    Perfect time to wake up: 6.47
    Perfect time to go to bed: 10.47
    Do you use your queen right away in chess: i do not
    Ever been in a car accident: no
    Closer to mom or dad...or neither: both
    What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: smelly ;)
    What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: i'm happy as i am :)
    Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: black converse all-stars
    Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: yeah, a t-shirt
    Were you in track and field: badly
    Were you ever in a school talent show: yes :L
    Have you ever written in a library book: once, or twice, or 3 times
    Allergic to: jomicci
    Favorite fruit: banana
    Have you watched sex and the city: no, but i'd like to :L
    Baseball hat or toque: toque
    Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampooooooo
    Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: dry
    Pen or pencil: pen
    Have you ever gambled at a casino: too young
    Have you thrown up on a plane: no. but i heard people scream :L
    Have you thrown up in a car: nope
    Have you thrown up at work: nope
    Do you scream on roller coasters: maybeee
    Who was your first prom date: n/a :L
    Who was your first roommate: my ass
    What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer, its overrated
    What was your first job: school
    What was your first car: n/a, again :L
    When did you first go to a funeral: never
    How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 9
    Who was your first grade teacher: ms bentley
    When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: 11
    Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: lily, and yes i am!
    Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: n/a, yet again!
    Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i text anyone, never call!
    Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: my god mothers, i was pageboy (male bridesmaid :L)
    What is the first thing you do in the morning: shower
    What was the first concert you attended: i cannot remember xD
    First tattoo or piercing: none
    Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Athens, i think
    First celebrity crush: Alexa Chung :L