Joe Muvafukka <Motorcity_Machinegun>
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What Blackpool FC Player are You?
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What Football Team Will You Play For When Your Older
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Motorcity Machine Guns
You work really well with your partner and when you're in the ring you and your partner flow together like milk and cereal!Which WWE Superstar Are You ?

Randy Orton
Your The Legend Killer
You Will Take Out Anybody Will Who Get In Your Way And Your The First Man To Injure John CenaWhat Brand Are You?
What brand are you?
My result is: Roxy
you are into a casual style-(but very nice).Roxy is filled with wonder and HappinessMore quizzes:What Type of Kisser Are You?
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With book from the twilight series do you like best?
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What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?
My result is: The Bumblebee Man
Dios mio! No es bueno!
You get smooshed by a giant baseball, everyone laughs. You get pinched by a lobster, everyone laughs.
Sadly, what everyone believes to be an aptitude for slapstick comedy is just really bad luck on your part.More quizzes:What Type of Kisser Are You?
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Your result is: Here is your life
You live in a mansion.
You'll make $900,000 a year.
You own a limo.
Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
You'll only have one kid.
You'll die at forty because of alcohol.
Yes, you'll make it to
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What's this About?Which Hot Celeb Are You?
Which Hot Celeb Are You?
My result is: Jessica Alba
We all want to be like Jessica Alba, who doesn't?
Shes beautiful, talented and has everything a girl could want.
After big-screen roles in Never Been Kissed and Idle Hands, Jessica Alba became the first "It" girl of the century as the title role in James Cameron's sci-fi TV series, Dark Angel. Back from a short hiatus, she starred in the hip-hop dance flick Honey in 2003 and the star-studded Sin City in 2005. She was also showed us her funny side in Good Luck Chuck (2007).More quizzes:what model are you?
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Which 21st Century Rock band do you belong in?
Panic At the Disco
Forget those other bands, you skipped straight to the top and only went and joined P@TD! Maybe you can take the place of the exclamation mark!!Which Grand Theft Auto Character Are You?
Which Grand Theft Auto Character Are You
Carl Johnson [CJ]
Brother of sweet and know as "Running Man" Carl Makes it up to sweet by helpin him take back the groveYour Zodiac Profile
75 Irritating Random Questions
75 Irritating Random Questions
Your nickname : Parky What color shirt/top are you wearing? : White What is the last book you read? : Kama Sutra Are you or were you a good student? : Sort of... Do you enjoy sleeping late? : Yeah Whats the weather like right now? : Sunny Who tells the best jokes? : Me! What was your last dream about? : Me Being At School (Retarded I Know) Have you ever been involved in a car accident? : No Do you believe in karma? : Curry? Do you believe in luck? : You Make Your Own Luck Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? : Scrambled Are you proud of yourself? : For What? Are you reliable? : Depends Have you ever given money to a bum? : Yeah What is your hobby? : Football. Have you ever had a secret admirer? : Doubt It Do you like the smell of gasoline? : Actually...Yes Do like to draw or paint? : No Is your room messy? : Not Usually What is your favorite fruit? : Pear Do you give in easily? : No Are you a good guesser? : No Can you read other people : Yeah, Its a Gift Seriously. Are you a bully? : No Do you have a job? : No What time did you wake up this morning? : 9.00 AM What did you eat for breakfast this morning? : Cornflakes When was the last time you showered? : Just Now What do you plan on doing tomorrow? : Football Game! Last Home Game of The Season Your favorite day of the week and why? : Friday, Start of the weekend What did you last wear at a costume party? : England Shirt :L Have you ever done scuba diving? : Yeah in Mexico What is your least favorite color? : Green Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? : Mr Blobby, Fucking Nightmares About Him. Would you ever go skydiving? : Yeah What toothpaste do you use? : Aquafresh Do you enjoy challenges? : I Am Challenged The worst injury you have had? : Tearing Ligament/Broken Wrist The last movie you saw? : Forgetting Sarah Marshall What do you want to know about the future? : Is There Flying Cars. What does your last text message say? : O2 have New Offers, Since You Are a Lonely Bastard, Please Reply to 89888 Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? : Wrong Number Your favorite school subject? : P.E Your least favorite school subject? : ICT Would you rather have money or love? : Love What is your favorite animal? : Penguin Do you miss anyone right now? : Yes. The last sporting event you watched? : Football. Do you need to do laundry? : No Do you listen to the radio? : Occasionally Your dream car? : Batmobile Have you ever caught a butterfly? : No What color are your bed sheets? : Yello...White What is your ringtone? : Artic Monkeys Who was the last person to make you laugh? : Cooper When I Was In That Wheelchair. Do you have any obsessions right now? : Yes... Do you like things that glow in the dark? : No, Don't Touch Anything Thats Luminous! Whats your favorite fruity scent? : Strawberry Do you watch cartoons? : Yes Have you ever sat on a roof? : Yes Have you ever been to another country/continent? : All The Time Name three things in the world you dislike : ICT, Statues, Mosques Name three people in the world you dislike : Didier Drogba, Cristiano Ronaldo, Tom Asquith Has a rumor even been spread about you? : All The Pissing Time. Do you like sushi? : No Do you believe in magic? : No Do you hold grudges? : Yes Who is your favorite person? : That Doesn't Make Sence Best female friend? : Fe...male? Best male friend? : Have a lot of friends. Hyper or laid back? : Hyper Dressy or casual? : Casual Favorite rappers? : Eminem, Tupac and 50 Cent Favorite female singer? : Girls Aloud! Did you enjoy this survey? : No.
11 Layers of Me
11 Layers Of Me
Layer One: On the Outside Full Name : Joseph Luke Parkinson Birthday : 8/3/94 Current Location : Garstang Eye Color : Blue Hair Color : Blonde/Browny Righty or Lefty : Righty Zodiac Sign : Pices Layer Two: On the Inside Your Strengths : ... Your Fears : Burning Your Weaknesses : Being Hit In The Scrotul Zone Ambition in life : Become a Professional Something Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Your thoughts first waking up : What Time Is It? Your bedtime : Whenever Your most missed memory : Primary School or Mexico Layer Four: Pick Your Choice Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi McDonald : McDonalds Adidas or Nike : Adidas, 1 Reason, Liverpool Shirt Makers =] Chocolate or Vanilla : Vanilla Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee : Hot...Who The Fuck Drinks Cold Coffee? Layer Five: Do You Smoke : No Have a current crush : Kind...of. Think you : Yes Want to get married : Yes Believe in yourself : Sort of Think you : No... Layer Six: In the Past Month Drank alcohol : No Gone to the mall : No Eaten Sushi : No Gone skating : No Dyed your hair : No Layer Seven: Have Your Ever? Played a stripping game : Yeah in Primary School :L Gotten beaten up : No Changed who you were to fit in : No Layer Eight: Getting Old Age you are hoping to be married : Yes Layer Nine: Perfect Mate Best Eye Color : Blue Best Hair Color : Blonde Short or Long Hair : Long Layer Ten: What were you doing... 1 Minute Ago : Clicking on This Thing 1 Hour Ago : Resting Leg. 1 Day Ago : Hospital 1 Year Ago : Dunno Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence I Love : Liverpool and Blackpool Football Club. I Feel : Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I Hate : Manchester I Hide : Nothing I Miss : Lots of Things I Need : Sex and a Drink!
100 Stupid Questions
100 Stupid Questions
Are you scared of creepy creatures? : No Are you scared of cockroaches? : No Do you get scared in the dark? : No What is your favorite day of the week? : Friday Your dream car : Batmobile Your dream vacation : Gambia In your next birth, you would love to be : A Cat. In your past birth, you must have been : Muslim, Dog and a Tree. Your favorite pizza topping is : Pepperoni Last TV channel you watched : Family Guy What are you wearing right now? : Clothes What do you wear at night in bed? : Stuff Your favorite toy in childhood : No Idea. How many teeth do you have? : Don't know. When did you last visit the dentist? : Last Month Which toothpaste do you use? : Aquafresh, 3 in 1 Protection For The Family. Your preferred toilet paper brand : Who Cares? It All Gets Used For The Same Purpose Three things you can : PS3, TV and Clothes =| If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be : Albert Einstein Your dream celebrity date : Cheryl Cole! Do you believe in aliens? : Yeah, Ever Seen Carlos Tevez? Do you believe in ghosts and such? : No Favorite fruit : Pear You would love to get a tattoo done on your : Wrist/Arm Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? : All The Time. Do you cry easily? : No Do you swear a lot? : Yeah Favorite body part in the opposite sex : Breasts! Corniest pickup line someone used on you : Are You a Toilet? Because You've Got Shit All Over You. What : Meatball Head :L What : Parky Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : Nearly The food you hate to eat : Cottage Pie Your favorite breakfast cereal : Rice Crispies Do you have any pets? : Cat and a Budgee If yes, describe your pets : Its a Cat, I'm Sure You Know What One Looks Like Which is your favorite holiday? : Mexico When I was 12 Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? : No... Ever been in a car accident? : No The boy band you secretly listen to : Busted LOL! The body part you would love to get pierced : Don't want Piercing When did you last diet to lose weight? : I would never diet What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? : Set My Clock Back 10 Minutes for More Sleep. Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? : No Are you in love with someone these days? : No Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : Course, Only Chance I Would Get. Has anyone slapped you on the face? : Yep What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : Grey Which is your favorite underwear brand? : Calvin Classics. What is your favorite denim brand? : Hate Denim Your first cell phone was : Nokia Shitbrick Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : Text Are you a sensitive person? : No Would you go for a one night stand? : Yes! The action movie you like most : James Bond Do you believe in heaven and hell? : No Which is your most memorable trip with friends? : Kingswood Which newspaper do you read daily? : Gazzette The magazines you like to read : Nuts Your first job was : Dish Washing Did you have a best friend in school? : Not Really Which email service do you use most? : Hotmail Have you ever walked to save money? : No Where do you shop for clothes? : JD, JJB What was your pocket money as a kid? : What Ever I Was Given Really. Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : No Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? : Yes If yes, do you have too much free time? : A lot. One memory you wish you could erase : Watching Evil Dead 2. Any sport, you are really good at : Most Good at Football. In your purse, you keep a photo of : I'm not a fag. Do you take any medicine daily? : At the minute, Painkillers and other stuff. Have you ever lied about your age? : Yaah The last person you kissed was : Probably my pissing mum when i was like 4 The last country you visited : Mexico Do you need music while you are studying? : No A song you loved as a kid : Pokemon Theme Song :L Habits you hate in others : Spitting. One habit of yours, you wish you could change? : Twitch In My Hand Do you brush twice a day? : Nah, once in the morning. How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? : 20 Minutes, More Sleep that Way. Are you a day person or a night person? : Night Your favorite cartoon character : Homer Simpson/Peter Griffin Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? : Threw up on myself at Kingswood Any word or sentence you repeat often : Fuck The Fuck Off You Stupid Fucking Fucktard. Describe your computer monitor : On? One book you are dying to read : I'm Not How much time did you take to complete this survey? : Enough Don : No...Its Was Fucking Retarded.
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My result is: Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
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My result is: George Lopez
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Chandler
You are the joker of the pack and love to make everyone laugh, this is your defense mechanism but you have to be careful that your sarcasm does not hurt anyone. You make a great close friend, and would be willing do anything for them. You’re Chandler.
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My result is: Steven Gerrard - Midfield
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Eric Cartman
Cartman is one of the four main characters in South Park.Cartman is nearly always extremely evil and often reacts in violent and over-dramatic ways to events. He dislikes and openly expresses his hatred of any race or group of which he is not a member, particularly of hippies, the Jews, which is the cause of his intense rivalry and dislike with Kyle Broflovski, Homeless people, and oddly enough "Ginger Kids". He often manipulates others to meet his own ends (at which he is very skilled) regardless of the consequences, even if it can result in death and destruction. He'll sometimes show kindness to others but only to get something in return or to compensate for some personal short coming.The Best Profile Survey
Name :   Joe Parkinson Nick Name :   JP, Kane. Birthdate :   8/3/94 Birthplace:   Blackpool Current Location:   Garstang Eye Color:   Blue Hair Color:   Brown/Blondish Height:   I don't Know Weight:   Dunno Piercings:   Fuck No Tatoos:   Getting One Soon :) Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Is this a joke? Vehicle:   The Batmobile Overused Phrase:   Fucktard FAVORITES Food:   Chicken Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   HOOTERS! xD Candy:   Dairy Milk Number:   8 Color:   Red Animal:   Penguin Drink:   Pepsi Body Part on Opposite sex:   No Comment! =] Perfume:   JOOP! TV Show:   Only Fools and Horses Music Album:   Nursery Rhymes Singalongs Volume 3 :) Movie:   Shaun of The Dead Actor/Actress:   Simon Pegg This or That Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Neither, people who serve me have 5 brain cells shared betwe Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate Kiss or Hug:   ... Dog or Cat:   Cat Summer or Winter:   Summer. Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Movies Love or Money:   What is with these questions? YOUR... Bedtime:   Whenever Most Missed Memory:   Primary School :L Best phyiscal feature:   Little Finger First Thought Waking Up:   Boy i'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston Best Friends:   I Have A Lot of Friends, Not a Best Friend. Weakness:   Being Kicked In The Nuts Fears:   LazyTown Longest relationship:   5minutes...maybe less? HAVE YOU... Cheated Your Partner:   No Partner to Cheat on =L Ever been beaten up:   No, Why Would They? Ever beaten someone up:   Yup, That Knob Head Burnley Fan. Ever Shoplifted:   Yes, When I Was Like 4. Ever Skinny Dipped:   No Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes Been Dumped Lately:   No IN A GUY/GAL Favorite Eye Color:   Blue Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde Short or Long:   Short Looks or Personality:   Both Hot or Cute   Hot Muscular or Really Skinny:   Don't want a freak, don't want some Anorexic Girl RANDOMS What country do you want to Visit:   Gambia How do you want to Die:   Drowning in the Hot Tub in the Playboy Mansion :) Been to the Mall Lately:   The most visited store where i live in the pissing sweet sho Get along with your Parents:   Yes Health Freak:   Fuck No! Do you think your Attractive:   No...Just No. Believe in Yourself:   Yeah Want to go to College:   Yes Do you Smoke:   No Do you Drink:   No Shower Daily:   Yes Been in Love:   Yes Do you Sing:   All the time :) Want to get Married:   Yes Do you want Children:   Meh Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   4 Hate anyone:   George W Bush Get Your Own survey..... 45 Questions About Me
45 Questions About Me
boy or gurl? : Boy, And Girl Is Spelt Wrong 8-) teen or adult? : Teen whos yur best friend(s)? : Don't have a BEST friend whats ur fav drink?? : Cherry Coke whats ur fav food? : Gammon whats ur fav fast food joint? : KFC any pets? : Cat gf or bf? : No... strait,gay,or bi? : Straight...honestly do u smoke? : No do u drink? : No do u do drugs? : No money or love? : Love fav team? : Liverpool/Blackpool do play a sport? : Yar 360 ps3 or wii? : PS3 nerd or coo guy? : Not a Nerd...Nerds are smart chocolate or vanilla? : Vanilla comp games or vid games? : Video Games fighter or luver? : Fight fat or phat? : eh? axe or tag? : Eh? college or nfl? : EH?! college or nba? : EHH?! sword or gun fight? : Sword. star:wars or trek? : Star Wars, Duh! marines or navy? : Marines street or book smart? : Street dog or cat? : Cat any regrets? : Throwing a Sweet at Burnleys Goalkeeper wut u like in a gurl : Vagina for a starter. eye color? : Blue age? : 15 wuts ur fav movie(s)? : Too Many to Name siblings? : Half Brother and Half Sister like ur family? : Yeah wud u ever kill anybody? : Probably Not. how many posters do u have? : 1
100 Dumb Questions
100 Dumb Questions
What time do you get up in the morning? : School Days 7.30 Other Days Whenever. How many beers until you are drunk? : I Dunno Do you like beer or hard liquor? : No Have you ever had a one night stand? : No How do you take your coffee? : Don't Drink Coffee Do you eat breakfast? : On Weekends Do you prefer sleeping alone? : Yes Do you smoke cigarettes? : No Have you ever burnt your hair? : No Do you sleep with a pillow? : Yeah, I'm Not Poor. What were your unique habits as a child? : Honestly? NO IDEA! Do you want kids? : Not Yet Anyway Are you an only child? : Sort of Do you like road trips? : No Who are your 6 best friends? : People Do you brush your teeth in the shower? : No, thats fucking retarded Do you eat leftovers? : Sometimes Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? : Relationship, Something to look forward to at least. Are you in a relationship now? : No Have you ever cheated? : No Have you ever been cheated on? : No Once a cheater, always a cheater? : No Pyjamas or naked? : Depends Where? What do you take when you have a headache? : Asprin Roughing it or luxury hotel? : Hotel Beach or pool? : Pool Would you give your number out to a stranger? : Depends Who They Are. Ever gone camping? : Yes Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun? : Who hasn't? Are you an extrovert? : A What? Do you consider yourself conceited? : Eh? Is your hair its original color ? : Yeah Do you wear makeup? : No What is your lucky number? : 8 Do you believe in God? : No Do you have a crush on anybody right now? : No Does he/she know it ? : No What food can you absolutely never give up? : Meat Who is your favorite cartoon? : Simpsons What tv shows do you watch? : Simpsons, family Guy, Only Fools and Horses, Red Dward, ECT... Do you think you : Not In The Slightest :) Are you allergic to anything? : No Do you like to go jogging? : No What is the best gift you have received till date? : PS3 Do you wear socks to bed? : Yes What is your cellphone brand? : Samsung What shampoo do you use? : Whatevers In Have you ever been in love? : Yeah Do you think love is real for young people? : Yes Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you? : Yarp Black or white? : White, Not a Racist Thing or Anythin' Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself? : Say My Opinion Winter or summer? : Summer have you ever been out of your country? : Yeah Where do you want to raise your family? : Blackpool City life or country life? : City Life Saturday - Clubing or a movie night? : Depends On What Mood Mercedes or BMW? : BMW Do you like to dress up? : Not Really How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed? : 20 Minutes Do you save money or spend it? : Spend Do you wear a belt? : No How many pairs of jeans do you have? : None How many types of underwear do you have? : A lot Do you shower twice? : No Is there ever a justified reason to lie? : Wha? Favorite disney movie? : Lion King Favorite veggie? : Don't Have One Favorite meat? : Gammon or Steak Have you already met the love of your life? : No Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years? : Probably Not Ever thought you were a moron? : Why Yes Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend? : Noooo. Do you like being in a relationship? : ... Are you an easy to fool person? : Yes Do you fall for people easily? : Yes Is it hard for you to open up to people? : Yes Do you diet regularly? : NO Do you believe in alternative medicine? : Yes Do you believe in revenge? : Yes All is fair in love and war. Do you agree? : No, Thats a Load of Shit True love never dies. Do you agree? : No If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be? : Smaller Ears Mom or dad? : Both Good Parents How long have you known your best friend? : 5 Years or so Whats your favorite meal of the day? : Tea. What is your worst fear? : Dying What is one thing you want to ask from God? : Who Will Win The Premier League? Are you hard to get? : No How good are you in sports?? : Ok I Guess. Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat? : Coat Chatting on the Internet or Telephone? : Internet How religious are you? : Not Very Do you like politicians? : No Do you consider yourself a nice person? : Meh Name 7 things you want to do before you die : Shoot Didier Drogba, Play For Liverpool FC, Visit The Playboy Mansion, Have SEX! Meet Steven Gerrard. Break Cristiano Ronaldos Leg What should you be doing right now? : Resting My Leg. How much time did you spend on this survey? : Enough
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