This guy is so much of a alcoholic its contagious. Whether its introducing people to his good mate Bert, including as rumor may have it a certain ex RA and taking photos of them meeting Bert as an insurance policy or inhaling certain herbal essences and talking the RA out of disciplining him he sure knows how to apply damage control. Some say he suffered brain damage as a kid, others say dont judge him just because he supports NSW. Can be found at the Cambridge getting into the bar staff or roaming the halls or Weir with his good mate bert.

The women love you, even though you can never love them back the same way. You have a strong sense of fashion and enjoy a quiet night in sipping down a few appletinis while listening to Elton Johns greatest hits. The end piece of the D, you greet wanderers with a warm smile and a hot cup of tea while you suck as much gossip out of everyone as you can. Your idols include that of Freddy Mercury, Richard Simmons, and half of E floor. The go to guy for goss, and time guides of Will & Grace