-Successful-Failures- <clarkegarbutt>

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    Over 60 minutes

    Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.
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    Name :   Clarke Garbutt
    Nick Name :   Superman, Clarkuss
    Birthdate :   8/11/1989
    Birthplace:   Hartlepool
    Current Location:   Under Your Bed !!!
    Eye Color:   Rainbow
    Hair Color:   Pink with red spots
    Height:   9 ft sumit in
    Weight:   1000000000000000000.1 g
    Piercings:   lip soon to be
    Tatoos:   wrist and right chest soon to be
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   EMMA!!!
    Vehicle:   A mouse
    Overused Phrase:   Blaitant
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Giant mushrooms that runs around eating people socks
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   My bed
    Candy:   Anything with suga
    Number:   23 !!!!!
    Color:   red
    Animal:   PANDAS!!!!!!!!!
    Drink:   Milk
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Ass XD and eyes :)
    Perfume:   Feet
    TV Show:   South Park
    Music Album:   My voice lol
    Movie:   Jar Head
    Actor/Actress:   ME!
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Diet Coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Fish and chips
    Chocolate or Vanilla   strawberry
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   tea
    Kiss or Hug:   HUG!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dog or Cat:   pidgen
    Rap or Punk:   Vanilla
    Summer or Winter:   Spring
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Action haha
    Love or Money:   Love coz I have no money lol
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   When ever I pass out
    Most Missed Memory:   Getting my Bessy for the first time
    Best phyiscal feature:   My 3rd toe from the right on my left foot
    First Thought Waking Up:   Damn I gota go to work
    Ambition:   To have my own house with a nice gf and a good job
    Best Friends:   I dont have no friends lol
    Weakness:   Emma's neck tickles
    Fears:   The mirror
    Longest relationship:   Just under 2 years
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   Ye coz she did it to me so its only fair, Stop shouting at m
    Ever been beaten up:   lol never :P
    Ever beaten someone up:   Ye coz they tryed to me
    Ever Shoplifted:   Yes I was thirsty
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes ;)
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yep Yep
    Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Brown
    Favorite Hair Color:   Black
    Short or Long:   Both
    Height:   Smaller then me lol
    Style:   Anything
    Looks or Personality:   Personality with looks :P
    Hot or Cute   Cute
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   Not muscular and not really skinny, MEATY ALL THE WAY
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Never Never Land
    How do you want to Die:   While having sex, feel sorry for the girl though :/
    Been to the Mall Lately:   yep I got some boxers :D
    Get along with your Parents:   Yepo
    Health Freak:   You calling me fat!!!!
    Do you think your Attractive:   Not really no
    Believe in Yourself:   Some times, I know I can fly I just know I can
    Want to go to College:   Been there, done that got the hang overs
    Do you Smoke:   I smmoke them chcolate sticks that look like fags
    Do you Drink:   Yep
    Shower Daily:   Bath actually lol
    Been in Love:   Who hasnt
    Do you Sing:   I GOT MY 1ST REAL 6 STRING (DOOM DOOM) BOURT IT AT THE 5 AND
    Want to get Married:   Ye man
    Do you want Children:   When Im older lol
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   96 and three quarters
    Hate anyone:   I hate a few and they hate me too lol
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