I haven't got any eyebrows but I think that just gives me a bit more of an edge!

At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space

Bludgeon my face in. Kill me. Pull me apart, like soft bread. Punch me in the tits. Destroy me. Twist my head clean off. Put me to sleep with your kind boots, Mr Fancy Man.

Just so you know, you don't play guitar with your neck bro.....you play it with your bum-bum!

I don't want to be a junkie for the rest of my life, don't wanna be a junkie at all!

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says 'Why so serious?' Comes at me with the knife,'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let’s put a smile on that face!' And..... Why so serious?