Kris McGinty <McGintyDFC>

"A Beautiful Disaster"

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    40 days ago:You were attacked by Loughran the Dog. You lost the war, taking 11 damage and losing $140.
    243 days ago:You were ambushed by MICHAEL MILLS. You lost the ambush, taking 11 damage and losing $86.

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  • Texas Holdem Poker

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    Chips: $6,078
    Rank: 1344755
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    Kris's TV Trivia Status

    Grand Master
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    Kris's TV Favorite Quotes

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    "yummy yummy"
    -- Homer J. from The Simpsons (gift from: Laura)
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    "nacho man"
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  • Vampires

    Kris is a Hypnotic Vampire
    4 chumps infected
    544 Vampire points
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    : Jennifer fed Pricey to Kris
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  • AstroSqueeze

    "Like the old blues song says, 'Is you is or is you ain't my baby?' Someone in your life is awfully good at flirting, but not so great on the follow-through. If you're finding this more frustrating than fun, cut them loose."
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    Kris's Nicknames:

    The Belter - by JoJo

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    • Quizzaz

      Which oasis song are you??????


      supersonic

      you are yourself, and you do your own thing, and let others get on with theirs

      What is your Musical Connection Like?


      I'd Say... You Take Music Quite Seriously

      You try to appreiciate all kinds of music and dont nessessariy go along with the "mainstream stuff" but you don't Hate it either You can probably say you Like at least SOME music from EVERY genre and you may even be a musician from your persepective!

      Which Britpop God Are You?


      Liam Gallagher

      You may not have the wit and intelligence of your older brother, but at least you have your looks to console you.

      Go and knock seven types of shit out of the paparazzi, you're Liam Gallagher!

      What Musical Instrument Are You?


      Guitar

      The Guitar is a nice and peaceful way to express yourself. Some people play it to sooth their nerves whilst anxious, good !

      Are you dundee or dundee united


      dundee

      dundee football club !!! derry rumba !!!!!!!!!
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    • Are you a Pirate, Ninja, or Cowboy?

      Take This Quiz!

      Your result is: pirate

      Arrrr!! A pirate be you!

      No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).

      Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!

      Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
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      DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
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      With book from the twilight series do you like best?
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    • My Favorite Number

      7
      Because it always has been....
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    • What Dictator Are You?

      Stalin

      A cold and devious man you are! The greatest secretary of all time you are! In Soviet Russia the Gulag loves YOU!
    • Which Friends Character are you?

      Ross
      You’ re Intelligent, but sometimes come across a bit nerdy. You can be charming and are a great friend to be counted on to give advice as you have a calm and realistic opinion. You sometimes get it wrong and have had a few failed relationships but you’ve learnt something from them all. You’re Ross.

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    • What Common Stereotype Do You Fit?

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      Your result is: Jock

      Although you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, you are typically good-looking. That usually helps to dim the dumbness. Don't worry, jock. Your looks will get you pretty far in life.
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      What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
      Are you an Angel or Devil?
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    • What military position are you?

      What military position are you?

      My result is: Sniper

      The advanced marksman is a unique soldier who is an expert marksman. To be an advanced marksman you must have scored 36 or higher at the rifle range and have attended advanced marksmanship school. From there, you will be able to use special long range precision weapons like the M24 and M82. Advanced marksmen can be identified by their hats. They usually wear "boonie hats" but on arctic maps they wear kevlar helmets like the rest of their squad. Relying on stealth and patience, the advanced marksman is specially trained to employ either the hard-hitting M82 Barrett or the pinpoint accurate M24 SWS. The advanced marksman can be used in the offense, striking individual targets from great distances or as a reconnaissance element. You must complete Advanced Marksmanship training to become a U.S. Army advanced marksman.
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    • What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

      What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

      My result is: Sledgehammer

      Your brutal and straightforward personality is best fit to use a Sledgehammer. This powerful weapon has poor accuracy due to its weight, but what the heck - it's easy to use! You don't have to aim, you just smash it. And even if you miss, it intimidates your opponent very well.
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    • What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

      What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

      My result is: Trumpet

      You are a LOUD MOUTH! You are very aggressive and know what you want. The only problem is sometimes what you want and your work ethic don't exactly collaberate. You don't like to dedicate a lot of time to anything, and you are the deffinition of a procrastinator. But you love to have fun, you are an absolute party animal! you know how to have a good time and love bringing people out of their comfort zones. In this you might run into problems... some people may like your outspoken, farley, ways and others may feel very uncomfortable. you are very sexual and sometimes make people feel uncomfortable with your jokes or behavior. But you are a great person and live life to the fullest!
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      Are you an Angel or Devil?
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    • Are You an Alcoholic?

      Recreational Drinker

      You aren't an alcoholic; you just like to drink. You really like drinking. It's a hobby! Having hobbies is healthy. Life shouldn't be all work. Raise a glass to yourself, and enjoy another drink!
    • How Open Minded Are You?

    • How Creative are You?

      How creative are you?

      My result is: The creative soul.

      You are very creative and people around you might think that you are to wierd for them. They don't understand. Stick to your own kind that appriciate your methods of thinking. The world would be nothing without people like you and their creativity. Don't be obsessive though. It might strike back at you in the long run.
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    • The Best Profile Survey


      Name :   Kris McGinty
      Nick Name :   McGinty Aka Captain Jack
      Birthdate :   11/01/84
      Birthplace:   Dundee
      Current Location:   Dundee
      Eye Color:   Brown
      Hair Color:   Black
      Height:   5'7
      Weight:   Dinna ken
      Piercings:   None
      Tatoos:   None yet
      Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Nah
      Vehicle:   Bus/Feet
      Overused Phrase:   I'm aff it
      FAVORITES
      Food:   Pizza
      Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Doghouse
      Candy:   Chomp
      Number:   7
      Color:   Black
      Animal:   Snake
      Drink:   Tennents
      Body Part on Opposite sex:   Depends on the girl
      Perfume:   None
      TV Show:   No sure dinna really watch the shitbox
      Music Album:   Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced?
      Movie:   Scarface
      Actor/Actress:   Nane
      This or That
      Pepsi or Coke:   Coke pepsi stings the beak
      McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BK mcdonalds is over-rated
      Chocolate or Vanilla   Choc
      Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
      Kiss or Hug:   Depends on the mood i'm in
      Dog or Cat:   Dog.....cats are evil little bastards
      Rap or Punk:   Punk
      Summer or Winter:   Summer
      Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
      Love or Money:   both are over-rated
      YOUR...
      Bedtime:   Whenever
      Most Missed Memory:   It's missing
      Best phyiscal feature:   Kneecap on my left leg
      First Thought Waking Up:   Need a piss
      Ambition:   Frontman
      Best Friends:   Jim, Bob and McGurk
      Weakness:   Too willing to listen to cunts problems even if i dinna ken
      Fears:   No really got any......i fear not being able to laugh i gues
      Longest relationship:   2 and a half years......too fucking long
      HAVE YOU...
      Cheated Your Partner:   Nut
      Ever been beaten up:   Aye
      Ever beaten someone up:   Eh only when i was younger and much more of an arsehole
      Ever Shoplifted:   Aye stole a paddling pool fae kwik save when i was about 9
      Ever Skinny Dipped:   no yet.....too cald in this city
      Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   aye
      Been Dumped Lately:   nah no recently
      IN A GUY/GAL
      Favorite Eye Color:   Green
      Favorite Hair Color:   Don't matter
      Short or Long:   Either if they look good enough
      Height:   Canna be too big coz i'm a midget bastard
      Style:   whatever aslong as she's comfortable
      Looks or Personality:   Personality
      Hot or Cute   Hot
      Muscular or Really Skinny:   Neither
      RANDOMS
      What country do you want to Visit:   Holland, Amsterdam
      How do you want to Die:   Having the good old banter
      Been to the Mall Lately:   Mall what the fuck.....nah try an avoid the town fucking hat
      Get along with your Parents:   depends
      Health Freak:   Eh i regularly visit the health spa in the toon....ya wombat
      Do you think your Attractive:   No really
      Believe in Yourself:   Eh i need to i'm here ain't i
      Want to go to College:   Aye go back and finish my business studies
      Do you Smoke:   Aye way too much
      Do you Drink:   No i'm tee-total......well thats just bullshit
      Shower Daily:   Aye
      Been in Love:   Hmmm thought i was but obviously no coz it's finished ken
      Do you Sing:   Eh now and again
      Want to get Married:   No sure marraige is over-rated tae
      Do you want Children:   Aye eventually
      Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Lost
      Hate anyone:   Nah hate is such a hateful word is it no canna stand some pp
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    • What Type of Bud Are You?

      What Type of Bud Are You?

      My result is: Dro

      You're Dro. You're Alright to smoke on a Friday afternoon when there's nothing to do, good job.
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    • The Ultimate Personality Survey - 100 Questions

      The Ultimate Personality Survey - 100 Questions

      Do you help others in your neighborhood?: Yes
      Are you a greedy person?: No
      Do you have an inflated ego?: No
      Are you a popular person?: No
      Are you a prep?: No
      Should you be sent to heaven or hell?: Hell
      How cruel are you?: Not Very
      How good are you at accepting challenges?: Depends on the challenge
      Do you have a likable personality?: Doubt it
      Are you a selfish person?: No
      Are you taking life for granted?: Probably
      Do you display leadership skills?: No
      Are you an extrovert?: Yes
      Are you narrow minded or broad minded?: Broad
      How nice are you?: Depends the mood i'm in
      Are you stone-hearted?: no
      Are you soft-spoken?: no
      Are you living a beautiful life?: It's alright
      Which brain are you- left or right?: not sure
      How cynical are you?: very
      How well do you handle criticism?: well
      Do people take advantage of you?: some people
      Are you a procrastinator?: Yes
      Are you a God-fearing person?: No
      How self confident are you?: Not very
      How assertive are you?: Not much
      Do you pick up fights easily?: sometimes
      Do you have good people skills?: depends on the person
      Are you a nature lover?: yes
      Do you give enough time to yourself?: aye
      Are you a good party organizer?: when i can organize one yeah
      Are you religious?: no
      Are you a good listener?: yes
      Are you an optimist or a pessimist?: both
      Are you distracted easily when working?: yes
      Do you fight or take flight?: fight
      Do you live in the present or the past?: present
      Are you a boastful person?: sometimes
      Do you take decisions with your heart or your mind?: both
      Are you narcissistic?: no
      Do you test your limits when needed?: yes
      Are you an emotional person?: yes
      Are you far-sighted?: yes
      Do you lie when needed?: yes
      Do you cry easily?: no
      Are you a visual or an auditory person?: both
      How excited are you about life?: not very it's shite
      Do you vie for attention?: depends who's attention it is
      Are you original and mature?: sometimes
      What do you have unique in you?: a right sided heart
      What are you looking for in life?: a giggle
      Do you have a devilish streak?: yes
      How charismatic are you?: not very
      Do you lose your temper often?: yes
      Do you love kids?: nah
      Do you have a fear of anything?: myself
      Are you in control of your life?: no
      How good are your communication skills?: alright sometimes
      Are you short tempered?: yes
      Are you happy in life?: not unhappy
      Are you absent-minded?: yes
      Are you a miser?: no
      Are you adventurous?: sometimes
      Can people rely on you?: sometimes
      Do you have a pure heart?: i think so
      Do you know yourself truly?: doubt it
      Are you street-smart?: a bit
      Are you an analytical thinker?: yes
      Are you wasting your life via some activity?: probably
      Do you try to make everyone happy?: i guess
      How well do you handle a crisis?: depends on the crisis but i'm cool as a cucumber
      Do you have a sense of humor?: i think so
      Do you pamper your mind?: yes
      Name your strengths: funny, good listener all i can think of just now
      Are you a honest person?: sometimes
      Are you a know all or a no all?: no fuck all
      Are you boring?: probably
      Do you criticize others too much?: sometimes
      Do you think you are a loser?: sometimes
      Are you compassionate?: sometimes
      Name your weaknesses: i'm an arsehole when i want to be
      Are you witty?: i think so
      Are you passionate about what you do?: aye
      Are you a forgetful person?: yes
      How active are you?: not very
      Do you love yourself?: nah don't dislike myself though
      How courteous are you?: some
      Are you a smiley?: no
      Are you a morning person or an evening person?: evening
      Do worries dominate you?: sometimes
      Do you reveal things about yourself to others easily?: yeah probably
      Do you think before you act?: nope
      Are you ambitious?: aye then i got high
      Do you speak from the heart?: yes
      Do you like travelling?: yes
      Are you a day or a night person?: night
      Are you environment friendly?: no probably not
      Do you have any addictions?: bebo haha, nah no really
      Are you a cleanliness freak?: nope
      Do you help others in your neighborhood?: aye
      Did you like this survey?: it was long

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    • Premier League Picks


      I support: Chelsea


      Sunday, May 24, 2009
      HOME AWAY
      Sunderland 2
      3 Chelsea
      Blackburn 0
      0 West Brom
      West Ham 2
      1 M'brough
      Hull 0
      1 Man Utd
      Villa 1
      0 Newcastle
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    • Zombies

      Kris is a Zombie Ninja
      1 chumps infected
      424 Zombie points
      : Jennifer fed Timmy to Kris
      : Jennifer fed David to Kris
      : Jennifer fed Natasha to Kris
      : Jennifer fed Trisha to Kris
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    • Likeness

      84%  "Same difference" -  Stacy
      "What's your addiction?" - Recent Matches
      82%  "Same difference" -  Gary

    • Truth Box

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    • What Type of Music Are You?

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      Your result is: Indie Rock

      You're pretty much 10X cooler than anyone else. But all that coolness comes at a price. You spend almost all your time maintaining your cooler-than-thou airs. It takes a lot of time to get that I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-I-look-like-because-I'm-awesome look JUST RIGHT.

      You spend the rest of your time making sure no one knows just how much effort you put into all this.
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      DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
      Which girl from yr8 would sute u best as a friend/girlfirend?
      With book from the twilight series do you like best?
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      What Anime Would You Star In?
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    • Heritage

      Kris' heritage is set to:
      100% Scottish [more]
      50% of Kris' diversity friends are Scottish [update]
    • bBo Addict

      Kris is
      71%
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    • What Kind of Partier Are You?

    • Addicted to Family Guy

      um... ok everybody listen up i have an announcement. i'm not sure how to say this... I am Fat! there i said it. I'll uh just give you all a minute to absorb that...... now this is something we're all just gonna live with. it's nobody's fault-MEG!
      -Peter Griffin
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    • What Does My Birth Date Say About Me

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    • What Kind of Drinker Are You?

    • What kind of drunk are you?

      What kind of drunk are you?

      My result is: Sloppily Shmammered

      When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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    • What song are you?

      What song are you?

      My result is: Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

      You are Sexyback by Justin Timberlake.
      You see yourself as a very self confident person as well as other people. You are the one that has many friends at school and at work. You are very happy with your apperence. Some people may see you as a bit 'self absorbed' but you don't let that get you down because you know your 'bringing sexy back'.
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    • Who Are You?

      You Are Artistic
      You are imaginative innovative and intuitive. You enjoy reading writing drawing photography and playing or listening to music. You exhibit artistic characteristics. You may want to major in Design Arts Communication or Music. You may want to be an Art Therapist Designer or a Writer.

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    • Chelsea Network

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    • Chinese Zodiac Horoscope

      December 24, 2009 - Good relationships with your neighbors or certain people of your family. You'll control your impulsiveness with difficulty, and this could harm your work. You'll be subjected to rather painful questionings which, however, will improve your mind and your heart. In the field of finances, your past assessments will prove to be quite accurate.
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    • Bowling Buddies

      100+

      Awarded for scoring more than 100 points in one game.

      200+

      Awarded for scoring more than 200 points in one game.

      Strike King

      Awarded for scoring more than 5 strikes in one game.

      Power Bowler

      Awarded for bowling faster than an average speed of 40 km/h.

      Clown

      Awarded for being a Clown! Can you find out how?

      Pro Bowler

      Awarded for playing more than 50 games!

      Perfect Round

      Awarded for filling the scoreboard with strikes!

      Spare Saver

      Awarded for scoring all spares in one game!

      Challenge Champ

      Awarded for winning more than 25 challenges!

      Super Friend

      Awarded for having more than 50 Bowling Buddies!

      1: Gary - 300

      2: Miss - 300

      3: Suzi - 257

      4: Billy - 247

      5: Hannibal - 245

      6: Severina - 236

      7: Dundee - 235

      8: Gary - 234

      9: Scott - 233

      10: Allan - 223

      Best Score:
      111

      Friend ranking:
      39/46

    • What does your day of birth say about you?