Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come see how good I look!

Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank...

I can t wait to see your fanny

Well... Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

The World Is Yours

I'm gonna rub my ballsack on your mothers face

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it

Who are you to judge the way I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out!

When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

Fucking Mad Fer It!

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Can You Play Guitar My Boy??? Can You FUCK!

Interviewer: 'If Noel hadn't asked to run the band, would you be as succesful now without him?' Liam: 'No, well... who knows? It's like would Jesus Christ been a fucking pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head? NOBODY KNOWS.'

You're not nineteen forever. Pull yourself together.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

Make Poverty History...Cheaper Drugs Now

I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

Mom! Kitty's being a Dildo!

What seem's to be the officer problem

I'm the hiphopapotamus my lyrics are bottomless

Sex panther, 60% of the time it works everytime.