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75 Irritating Random Questions
75 Irritating Random Questions
Your nickname : - What color shirt/top are you wearing? : Black with white stripes Name three things that are physically close to you: : Laptop, sims 3 and a bottle of water. What is the last book you read? : - Are you or were you a good student? : - Do you enjoy sleeping late? : I regret it sometimes. Whats the weather like right now? : Cold. Who tells the best jokes? : - What was your last dream about? : It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't figure it out. Have you ever been involved in a car accident? : Nope. Do you believe in karma? : Fuck no. Do you believe in luck? : Ahahaha!! Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? : I don't like eggs period. Do you collect anything? If so, what? : Used to collect cool looking stones and Pokemon cards. Are you proud of yourself? : No. Are you reliable? : Can't answer that myself. Have you ever given money to a bum? : Sorry pal, I need it. What is your hobby? : Researching the mind. Have you ever had a secret admirer? : They thought they were secret, but it was obvious. Do you like the smell of gasoline? : Sure do. Roll down the car windows and let that smell in. Do like to draw or paint? : I doodle sometimes. Is your room messy? : Yeah. I shove my clothes all over. What is your favorite fruit? : Strawberries. Do you give in easily? : I'd like to say I don't, but at times I can. Are you a good guesser? : No such thing as 'good guessing'. Either you get lucky or you don't. Can you read other people : - Are you a bully? : Fuck yeah. Do you have a job? : - What time did you wake up this morning? : 10am What did you eat for breakfast this morning? : 10:15am When was the last time you showered? : Yesterday What do you plan on doing tomorrow? : - Your favorite day of the week and why? : Saturday. Got nothing to worry about because sunday comes after. What did you last wear at a costume party? : I was Green Mario. Have you ever done scuba diving? : Nope. What is your least favorite color? : Yellow. Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? : - Would you ever go skydiving? : Oh fuck that. What toothpaste do you use? : Something from Ireland bless you guys. Do you enjoy challenges? : My whole life is one and I enjoy it. The worst injury you have had? : Second degree burn on my chest. The last movie you saw? : Fox & the Hound. What do you want to know about the future? : - What does your last text message say? : - Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? : My half. Your favorite school subject? : Science or Psychology. Your least favorite school subject? : Maths Would you rather have money or love? : Love. That's all I need. What is your dream vacation? : - What is your favorite animal? : Sharks Do you miss anyone right now? : - The last sporting event you watched? : Football. Do you need to do laundry? : Just been done Do you listen to the radio? : Only on road trips Your favorite TV talk show? : - Your dream car? : - Have you ever caught a butterfly? : One What color are your bed sheets? : Brown and white. Cityscape. What is your ringtone? : Eridan's theme haha. Who was the last person to make you laugh? : - Do you have any obsessions right now? : Modding sims 3 Do you like things that glow in the dark? : - Whats your favorite fruity scent? : - Do you watch cartoons? : Regular show mostly. But I enjoy Gravity Falls and Adventure time. Have you ever sat on a roof? : No. Have you ever been to another country/continent? : Used to yearly. Name three things in the world you dislike : Me, myself and I. Name three people in the world you dislike : - Has a rumor even been spread about you? : Like wildfire. Do you like sushi? : No. Do you believe in magic? : Fuck that crap. Do you hold grudges? : If someone gives me reason to. Who is your favorite person? : - Best female friend? : Fuck you. Best male friend? : Fuck you. Hyper or laid back? : Laid back. Dressy or casual? : Casual. Favorite rappers? : - Favorite female singer? : - Did you enjoy this survey? : No.
69 things About Me
69 Things About Me
Height : Short. Weight : 8st (112lbs) Birthday : 27th September Town you were born in : A vagina Single or Committed : Commited Favorite band : Aqua Favorite sports team : Michael and Gavin Favorite drink : Pint of fosters Favorite getaway : The internet Favorite pasttime : Pissing on flowerbeds Favorite reality show : Telechubbys Best thing to ever happen to you : My first orgasm Favorite clothes : Yellow pokadot bikini that I wore for the first time today Your hair color : Brunette Pepsi or Coke : They're the same thing Do you kiss on the first date : Tits or gtfo Chocolate or Vanilla : YOU CAN'T ASK THAT Favorite restaurant : No Favorite movies : HOMESTRUCK!! Love or money : Omelette du fromage Blondes or Brunettes : Brunettes Your ambition : To clench my buttcheeks really hard Ever bungee jumped : Shut up Ever swam in the ocean : Shut up Ever been in love : With my mirror Ever broken someones heart : Kokoros don't matter to me Had your heart broken : It's still got the doki Broke a bone : All 6 of them Favorite TV show character : That guy on lilo and stitch that drops his ice-cream Cats or Dogs : Sharks Pizza or Burger : Justice Your first crush : Willy Downbelow Ever lied to your parents : I always tell the truth even if I lie Worst fear : Anal collapse Your weakness : The outside Any tattoos : http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/funny-tattoos-ugliest-tattoos-mustache-hide.jpg Favorite subject in school : Learning about ovaries Kisses or hugs : Ew no Done anything you regret : Taking this Passive or aggressive : Passive Vengeance. I farted on your door handle. Morning or Evening : Afternoon Summer or Winter : Autumn Ever won a sports medal : Eating contest Ever been out of your country : I'm a hermit called bonnie Your dream vacation : My half's asshole Best gift you have received : Pussy Favorite Actor : Kratos from GOW Favorite Actress : Shang from Mulan Best compliment someone gave you : "Your eyebrows are lovely bookshelves" Do you hate anyone : EVERYONE Hip-hop or Rock : Pop Favorite perfume : I like to smell like Cameron Diaz Ever been fined by a traffic cop : I fined him Country you : Chad because he's neat Ever been to a drive-in-movie : I use illegal copies why do I need that? Ever lied to teachers in school : I'm a walrus but they don't believe me. I don't lie. Craziest thing you : Woken up Your craziest dream in life : Don't fuck with me I'm not dreaming lol Ever dyed your hair : My pubes only City you live in : White girls Favorite day of the week : Wedtueday Favorite childhood memory : Kicking a duck Do you swear a lot : Fuck no you piece of shit Ever puked at a party : On everyone lolol Ever danced all night long : Even a walrus needs sleep Have a crush on anyone : Yeh.. u <3 Your best buddy these days : My hand Are you a health freak : Ermurgurd gurms yack Vehicle you drive : Rocket powered trolley
Oh no! I really should do something... But I *am* already in my pyjamas.
