Shaun Collins

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Shaun Collins
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  • Male, 20, Luv 130
  • from Torquay
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: May 2005
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Me, Myself, and I
Shaun Collins. 19. Call me Picto. Live in Torquay. Miss school. Don't use bebo, find facebook. A lost cause. I care too much.

I never know quite what to say here. But I don't want to come across as a moody bastard, so I'll try to elaborate.

Though I can be a moody bastard. Apparently.

I suppose I should try to say weird things in order to stick out. I'm relatively nocturnal. I lost a front tooth. I crack jokes all the time. I try to speak in odd accents. Particularly Northern Irish, scouse and Lancashire.

Uhh...I need a job.

I listen to music almost all the time. I write random stories and spend a while picturing them, before laughing to myself and receiving puzzled looks.

I'm very quiet. I like the silence, so don't feel like you have to make small-talk.

And if I seem sad, ask why. I'm normally happy, and I appreciate people who at least look like they care.

Smile. :]
Music
The Killers, Placebo, Scissor Sisters, Bowie, Queen, Massive Attack, Pink Floyd, U2, Coldplay, FOB, FF5, Bob Dylan, Pet Shop Boys. Loadsashit.
Films
Love Actually, The Green Mile, Cloverfield, The Dark Knight, The Shawshank Redemption, Mean Girls, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Mask, Iron Man, American Beauty, Anchorman, Zoolander, Crash, Transformers...
Sports
Hahahahaha.
I guess I'm an Arsenal fan.
TV
Heroes, Shameless, Peep Show, Green Wing, Skins, Never mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, House, Desperate Housewives, Ghost Whisperer, Without A Trace, Big Brother, Friends, Family Guy, Will & Grace
Loves
Spending time with friends, family and having fun. That's probably already a given.
Hates
Boredom, brokeness, being ignored are the main 3. Lots of other minor irritations.

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    twitter Shaun Collins posted on Twitter: now it's stopped being overplaed, Kings of Leon's "Use Somebody" is a phenomenal song again. VV Brown's cover, however, is lush. <3.
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    twitter Shaun Collins posted on Twitter: this internet connection can FUCK OFF. it's failing harder than scouting for girls..
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    twitter Shaun Collins posted on Twitter: rip John Dankworth - you were my hero xoxoxoxo.
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    • OH WELL HI.

      Q: Kissed someone on your top friends?
      A: That is more than likely.

      Q: Been arrested?
      A: Not arrested, no.

      Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
      A: 'Like' in that way, yes. Generally like, no.

      Q: You like someone?
      A: These surveys are way too vague. Yes on all accounts.

      Q: Held a snake?
      A: A grass and a corn snake :\

      Q: Been suspended from school?
      A: No..

      Q: Been fired from a job?
      A: Nope.

      Q: Sang karaoke?
      A: Apparently.

      Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
      A: Many.

      Q: Laughed until you started crying?
      A: Yesss.

      Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
      A: Possibly :s

      Q: Kissed in the rain?
      A: No

      Q: Sang in the shower?
      A: I have done before, but I don't make a habit of it.

      Q: Sat on a rooftop?
      A: Mmmmhm...

      Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
      A: No :D

      Q: Broken a bone?
      A: No :D

      Q: Shaved your head?
      A: Practically.

      Q: Played a prank on someone?
      A: No, I'm totally against that :p

      Q: Had/have a gym membership?
      A: Uhno.

      Q: Made a boyfriend cry?
      A: UMG YEH WITH MY ICY HEART LUL.

      Q: Shot a gun?
      A: No :(

      Q: Donated Blood?
      A: Not yet.

      Q: Had your heart broken?
      A: Nope.

      Q: Broken someone's heart?
      A: Doubt it.

      "Who was your last?"

      Just be 100% truthful

      LAST PERSON...

      1. You hung out with?
      Ash :]

      2. Last person you texted?
      Siaaa.

      3. Last ppl u were in a car with?
      Dan and Ash :] and the lesbians.

      4. Went to the movies with?
      Squeak, Ash and Sarah :D

      5. Went to the mall with?
      muh babygurls marie-jay and alesha-kanesha.

      6. You talked to on the phone?
      Err...Colclough

      7. Made you laugh?
      Ross :]

      8. You hugged?
      Err...not sure actually :S

      WOULD YOU RATHER...


      1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
      Nose.

      2. Be serious or be funny?
      Funny rofls.

      3. Drink whole or skim milk?
      Eugh skimmed milk is rank. i don't like to drink either on their own though.

      4. Die in a fire or get shot?
      get shot.

      IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...

      1. Kissed someone?
      Not like *that*

      2. Sang/headbang?
      Oh yes. Not the headbanging bit.

      3. Been hugged?
      Mhm.

      5. Liked someone you can't have?
      Mhm. Someone can't count btw.

      0 Comments 41 weeks

    • whilst i remember.

      book about conflict between humans and trees. a palm tree suddenly becomes conscious and able to move&communicate like humans.

      btw - you reading this will have no idea wtf I'm on about, and no I'm NOT stoned, these were fun musings made today with Ashler.

      So yeah it's called Branching Out. And in the sequel (there was a joke about "equal/sequel" somewhere.) birds get involved and it all goes to pot.

      Second idea - life from an ant's perspective.

      you might have figured we were sat on the grass (princess gardens to be precise) by now.

      ANTOPOLIS. ANTONY BLAIR. MARIE ANT-OINETTE. oh, comic gold. and terrorist flying ants LMAO. but the buildings are bouncy, so all's safe.

      i can't believe he doesn't like blackcurrant.

      0 Comments 43 weeks

    • 2008.

      The Year That Was - 2008

      1) DRINKING BUDDY(s) OF THE YEAR?
      Erm... anyone really. VB Thursdays have been fun, so Dan/Nat/Lys/Ash/Couch

      2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD - LONGEST FRIEND(s)?
      Ash, Couch & Squeee

      3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST GOOD FRIEND?
      Erm...I've made acquaintances but most of my close friends are from pre-2008.

      4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
      3 months of social depravation, yes. Or realising that school is out...forever. BOOOOO.

      5) BEST HOLIDAY?
      I don't do holidays. Not of my own accord, but oh well.

      6) ANTHEM FOR 2008?
      I've got a man with two left feet...

      7) ANY REGRETS
      Umm... no particular ones. But maybe not working harder on examage.

      8) BEST NIGHT OUT?
      Sarah's Mansion Party probably...but also loved Couch's 18th, Dan's 19th and New Year's.

      9) WORST NIGHT OUT?
      Uhh...the one that involved tidying up Game cases that we didn't even mess up, being horribly cold and not drinking nearly enough.

      10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
      Nobody...

      11) BEST GAME?
      Drinking games ftw. Taboo and Risk too :P

      12) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
      Umm... to drop German. Hurrah.

      13) WORST DECISION MADE WHILST DRUNK?
      "let's read his messages!" lmao.

      14) THOUGHT OF THE YEAR?
      Let me check my catalogue.

      [PEOPLE]
      lost any friends:
      Not in terms of death, but in terms of closeness I suppose.

      Gained any friends:
      yeah

      [PLACES]
      Went out of the country:
      NO.

      How many times on an airplane:
      0

      [YOU]
      Most depressed time this year:
      Erm...november was crap until birthdays kicked in.

      [LOVE]
      Did you fall in love:
      Hah.

      [SEASONS]
      Favourite Season:
      Spring :D

      Least favorite season:
      Probably winter, but it's all been good.

      [FINAL QUESTIONS this year:]

      Snuck out:
      i don't need to?

      Got arrested:
      nope.

      Drank alcohol:
      naturally.

      Lost a family member?
      nearly.

      Got bad grades:
      yes :D

      Done something you totally regret:
      As I said, nothing major.

      0 Comments 56 weeks

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    • Bloodytearsofavampire
      Bloodytearsofavampire

      Hi ^_^ xx

      Jan 30 via Mobile
    • Claire Louise.
      luv Claire Louise.

      hey, you most probably don't remember me but just read your little lifestream thing & hope you're okay.


      xoxo

      Sep 11
    • Liz Handley
      luv Liz Handley

      I know.. it's outrageous and contageous.
      SOOOO FUTILEEE!!!
      :D XXXX

      Sep 3
    • Liz Handley
      Liz Handley

      I know, I feel it's irresponsible of the 'Bebo team' to produce such filth. They could have at least created..

      "Party Hard.. and bring your anti-bacterial handrub just incase!" or "Party Hard - Hard Hats are always welcome ;) "

      I think I may put forward our suggestions!! XXX

      Sep 3
    • Liz Handley
      Liz Handley

      also.. whats up with party 'hard' skin.
      why does no one party soft these days?!

      Sep 3
    • Liz Handley
      luv Liz Handley

      shaun shaun shaun watches porn and gets the horn..
      on a regular basis. :)

      Sep 3
    • Facebook Mise
      luv Facebook Mise

      Thank you :P

      Aug 16 via Mobile
    • Becky Fuckin Abbott
      luv Becky Fuckin Abbott

      Awesomeness is within you Shaun!!!!!
      But seriously Bebo, your being so retro I signed in esecially for you, the chinese porn stars clogging up my mail box was getting annoying!!!
      How have you been my dear?
      x x x

      8/6/09
    • Jay Crispin
      luv Jay Crispin

      when i got en email saying "Sharing the love from Shaun Colins" i got really excited to see what your comment was so i had to get the effort to reset my password cos i forgot it to see this one comment and this is what i get!
      WELL
      lmao
      but thasnks shaaaun
      haha
      come pizza hut soon as i work there now :)
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/5/09
    • Cakey
      luv Cakey

      Monkeh luv! x

      6/26/09
    • Livvy Lynch
      luv Livvy Lynch

      Really? ..It's about time I did a bit more Katy Perry-ing =/

      6/14/09
    • luv Noelz.

      LOL. AWWW.
      u gave me love lmao.

      6/12/09
    • Noelz.

      another comment from a tibber..
      poor thing.

      6/12/09
    • Livvy Lynch
      luv Livvy Lynch

      Share the Luv (3 Luv left)

      x

      5/29/09
    • Annie
      Annie

      Shaun!! <3

      5/27/09
    • Greg Packer
      luv Greg Packer

      You too; being up at 4:30am? LIFE, GET ONE.

      5/14/09
    • Livvy Lynch
      luv Livvy Lynch

      Haha they really would. It's as if we come on here to pour out our secret love affair as we KNOW that no one comes on here *shifty eyes*. Oh and just to clarify, I only come on here when I receive a ''sharing luv message'' ..for anyone out there to judge me ha.
      Fair enough about the age and location questions, but gutted if you didn't know my sex by now ha! X

      5/9/09