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I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been r

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Member Since
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Ali says:
"MORE EXPLOSIONS!!!" (3 days ago) me too!

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David
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Queens Of The Stone Age, The Bravery, The Thermals, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Audioslave, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Feeder, Voxtrot, Bloc Party, Wolfmother, Beirut, Stereophonics, Death Cab for Cutie, Guns 'n' Roses, Nirvana, The Caesars, Rush, Jaco Pastorius, The Killers, Nickelback, Led Zeppellin, The White Stripes, The Kooks, Arcade Fire, Editors, Scissor Sisters, The Flaming Lips, The Decemberists, Eagles Of Death Metal, The Long Blondes, Coldplay, Foals, Jack Johnson, The Pigeon Detectives, Late Of The Pier, The Who, Tenacious D, The Kaiser Chiefs, Fountains Of Wayne, Lynard Skynard, The Automatic, Razorlight, Victor Wooten, Snow Patrol, The Fratellis, The Zutons, Hard-Fi, Weezer, System Of A Down... Much. ~ Oh and free jazz. Fuckin awesome.
Moovies
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Equilibrium, Saw, Mirrormask, Night Watch, Day Watch, Blues Brothers, Borat, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse, Sin City, Pan's Labyrinth, Naked Gun, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, South Park The Movie, Transformers!!! Napoleon Dynamite, Crash, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Anchorman, Not Another Teen Movie, Lord Of The Rings, Constantine, Serenity, Dodgeball, Rat Race.
TV
Lost, South Park, Heroes, Scrubs, Dead Like Me, Weeds, Skins, The Fast Show, Chewin' The Fat, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Green Wing, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, The Whitest Kids You Know, The Mighty Boosh, Have I Got News for You, Red Dwarf. *cough* ...battlestar galactica ..stargate *cough*
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Why don't you take off your glasses?
Because they're famous
Your glasses are famous..?
Yep.
I think you should take a good look at yourself
I have, everyone has... they love it

 

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77%  "There’s something there" -  Tina
98%  "Twins" -  L
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what the actual hell? :P i look a tiny bit deranged
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0 Comments 2 days ago
I stole this :(
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most.

May or may not be:

Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head, for example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake." Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak.

Well that's just your opinion:

This one pisses me off just thinking about it. If you slit my throat right now you'd get shot in the eye with boiling blood. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat.

It takes one to know one:

Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one"? You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. What difference does it make if the person calling you a slut is one as well? You're still a skanky bitch who charges money for hand jobs--and why the hell are you charging for a hand job anyway? Unless all your clients are paralyzed, any prostitute caught charging someone for a hand job should be sued for extortion. That's another reason prostitution should be legal: you can't really sue a prostitute for extortion if prostitution is illegal now can you wise ass?

I'm a child at heart:

Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole. But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin.

Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):

Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their squar
0 Comments 362 days ago
Terrorism and such
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, however, security levels may have to be raised again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'.
Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have also been re-categorised from 'Tiresome to a 'Bloody Nuisance. The last time the English issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of London in 1666.
The French government also announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and ' Collaborate'. This latest rise was precipitated by a fire that destroyed France 's White Flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
In addition to the British and the French, Italy has increased its alert level from 'Shout Loudly and Excitedly' to 'Elaborate Military Posturing'. Two more levels remain, 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides'.
Belgians on the other hand are all on. holiday and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
Finally the Spanish are very excited as their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so that the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy
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On Thu Jan 17 17:30:01 UTC 2008
ali, are you ashamed of sam? Where is he!?
On Wed Jan 16 18:03:11 UTC 2008
you'd better not try anything funny david :)
On Wed Jan 16 17:36:42 UTC 2008
your life just got a whole lot gooder
 

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