Bebo

1. Your parents know more about popular music than you do

2. All the songs on your ipod are at least 20 minutes long

3. You get in heated arguments about who was better: Beethoven, Bach, or Brahms

4. You have inavdvertanly learned Italian, French, and German

5. You can't dance

6. You sing along to classical music

7. Every concert you've been to has been in a hall decorated in the neo-romantic style

8. When you hear a piece you know who wrote it even if you've never heard it before

9. Loud rock music gives you a headache and makes you cry

10. You spend Friday and Saturday nights in the practice room

11. Your idea of a modern, cutting edge concert is when the symphony performs "The Rite of Spring"

12. All your favorite music artitst are dead

13.. You wish time travel were possible (so you could prevent Mozart's death so he could finish is last requiem)

14. Joshua Bell is your favorite "celebrity"

15. Everyone knows you as "that weird kid who thinks anyone who likes rap is evil"

16. You have a bad shoulder injury

17. You got that injury from playing your violin

18. You got arthritis when you were twelve

19. You hate that song "graduation" by Vitamin C because its plagiarized

20. You think Marc Anthony is a guy who fell in love with Cleopatra

21. Your skin is so fair it glows in the dark

22. You guard your hands with your life

23. You've had a "hickey" for 15 years

24. That's the only hickey you've ever had

25. You live below the poverty line, and yet you own a custom tuxedo and a $25,000 instrument

26. You've survived playing a concert while the conductor was wasted.

27. The neighbors have called the cops on you when you were practicing

28. You know it is very rude not to bow when the audience is clapping

29. You also know it is rude to wave or talk on stage

30. Your favourite Disney movie is Fantasia

31. You can honestly listen to "William Tell Overture" and not think of The Lone Ranger

32. You celebrate Mozart's birthday

33. When your instrument was in the shop you didn't eat, sleep, or talk for a week

34. When you got your instrument back, you cried and told it you'd never send it away again

35. You own a piano key necktie

36. You love performing because, deep down, you a sociopathic attention whore

37. Music is the only thing you ever think about

38. You get the joke "I'm a fermata; hold me"

39. You have spent the night in a practice room

40. The house is burning down. Forget the instruments, save the reeds!!!!!!

41. You listen to classical music when working out. Who says the beat isn't fast enough? It's called sub-dividing!!!!!

42. You know what a V 4/3 is

43. When the TSA people at the airport start to open your instrument case because "it looks like a weapon" you scream, "don't you dare! that things worth more than you make in a year!!!!!!"

44. There are pieces that bring you to tears.

45. You referr to half-time at a football game as intermission

46. Practice makes perfect is not a saying but a way of life

47. You own the Beethoven Action Figure, AND the piano sold sepatrately

48. Your neighbor yells out their window "don't you ever play anything but scales?!"

49. Your parents still wonder where they went wrong, and pray that one day you will become "normal".

50. You can talk about classical music all day to people who don't care

51. Pop music iritates you because it's always in the same key

52. You know about "the other" Tchaikovsky piano concerto

53. Your intrument has a name. And a personality.

54. You have a hickey but you haven't been on a date in months

55. While all your friends are at work, you're sleeping. When all your frineds are partying, you're playing at the party

56. Weddings arent big deal anymore

57. Its totally obvious when actors in movies are faking playing an instrument

58. You'd sleep with your intrument like that kid in Th