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Top 5 Nintendo 64 games... Review
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The Nintendo 64 was the first ‘real’ console I ever had, although I had a SNES before that the 64 was definitely the one I really relate to and think that it is the first real one I had. There were definitely a few games that really stood out and even if you didn’t have a 64 everyone knows of the games that I am reviewing here.
These are the top five in no particular order (other than Zelda on the top).
And on the top slashing the list is my personal favourite...
The Legend of Zelda – The Ocarina of Time.
This is the single best game on Nintendo 64 for me and because I am awesome it applies to everyone. The Legend of Zelda – The Ocarina of Time is a masterpiece and is not only the best game on the 64 it’s also the single greatest game of all time. The graphics in this game were extremely awesome for its time and because the Ocarina of Time didn’t need the expansion pack you can tell the graphics were an achievement.
The levels were well designed and the dungeons were reasonably hard to figure out and it really teased your brain. The transition from the kid Link to Adult Link, or at least teenage Link. This was a stark contrast to what all the other Zelda games have been before it, and this set the tone for the Wii and Gamecube game ‘The Legend of Zelda – Twilight Princess’. The change in gameplay from being a kid to being an adult is huge and it’s a real boost in fun and excitement when you turn into an adult. This feature, unlike other games, turning into an adult doesn’t end the game. There is also the cool feature when you go back in time you can do all this shit to effect the future.
Anyway the dungeons/temples in this game are extremely cool. They take brainpower and are extremely fun to do and play through. When you’re a kid you have to play your way through three dungeons and get these three special stones, when your older you have to go through eight temples and the final boss, Ganondorfs castle.
Overall this is an extremely good game and deserves to be number one, it takes you in and makes you really feel what Link and Zelda are feeling. Ok… take that back, its just awesome.
Rolling in on the list is...
007 Goldeneye.
Goldeneye was another game, which other than having a sweet single player mode also had an extremely entertaining multiplayer mode, and is responsible for hours of fun, even now after the many years it has been I still play the multiplayer.
Goldeneye was a definitive game and almost completely started the whole fps (first person shooter) genre on consoles. The single player mode on Goldeneye is epic and follows the movie closely and is extremely enjoyable to go through. The story line also have these special goals which unlock cheat which you can use in the game and in multiplayer, but you cannot use it on a level you have not completed yet.
Although the Single Player in Goldeneye is great, the multiplayer is what makes the game. The maps that are played in multiplayer are mainly based upon the single player levels but there are lots of different multiplayer maps that can keep you entertained for hours.
There are lots of different weapon sets in multiplayer like proximity mines, remote mines, automatics and power weapons to name a few. These along with the maps made the Goldeneye the Halo of Nintendo 64.
Another game drifting in the top five is...
Mario Kart 64.
Mario Kart has got to be probably the most remembered Nintendo 64 game of all time and although it is the most remembered, its definitely not the best. Mario kart is a party game and also an extremely entertaining single player game. Mario Kart 64 is the sequel to the SNES version and definitely lives up to its name and more.
Mario Kart 64 although its not a real racing game like aeroguage, ridge racer or grand tourismo its still a success and still makes for a real good racing game on the 64.
Of course Mario Kart wouldn’t be the game th
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Richard Pozza’s official guide to being a badass
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Someone came up to me the other day and said, “Richard how is it that you are so badass”. That little boy forgot to bow when he asked that question so I was forced to break his legs and rip out his heart. But that’s not the point, the point is I wanted to show many people my secret and the secret that now I believe deserves to be shown. The following sacred text is my official and undisputed guide to being a badass. First off lets examine badass and see if we can get an overall meaning/definition of this wondrous word.
Urban Dictionary came up with these definitions
Awesome to an extreme level, thereby leveraging unquestionable authority.
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Ultra-cool motherfucker.
I looked at many other dictionary provided to me by my minions, but those dictionaries were to shit to have the definition for the word badass so I had to burn them and slaughter the authors. Anyway unless you’re a dumbass you now know the basic gist of the word badass and with that out of the way its time to get on with the guide.
Step No. 1 – Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the complete summary of the word badass; he embraces it and has been rumoured to have created this lustrous term. Don’t confuse the term badass with the term manly because many people hear about Chuck, who is very manly, and assume that badass simply means manly, it doesn’t, girls can be badass too.
Chuck Norris nevertheless should be worshiped and a shrine must be built if you want to maintain the badass status you have created for yourself or Chuck Norris will hunt you down and humiliate you in everyway possible. Chuck Norris is a badass God and has to be worshiped to be a badass, if you don’t believe me then I guess you’ve never heard the legends of Chuck.
Did you know Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Did you know he can also win connect four in three turns. Did you know that Chuck Norris’s sperm got accidentally mixed with a toaster? The toaster is now known as Optimus Prime. Have you ever wondered why slaughter is spelt the way it is? Well guess what, Chuck Norris puts the laughter in sLAUGHTER.
Step 2 – Music
Music is a huge part of being a badass and if your gonna start singing Rhianna and dancing to techno then your level of badass has got to be questioned. Pop and techno are for unmusical losers and definitely not fit for a true badass. The essential badass musical genre is metal; in case you were wondering, rap is not fit for a badass but for gangsters. If you don’t or have not listened to metal, you’re not a badass.
Of course metal can be split up into many subcategories (I have included a metal family tree in the pictures folder) some of these subcategories are badass and some aren’t, which is why metal is a bit of a dodgy term to generalise styles of music. It is essential that Badass’s stay in the ‘Heavy Metal’ strand of the tree if they stray in the soft metal strand they may be drawn to emo music and no one like’s emo’s or their music.
To further narrow down the music, there are some essentials that have to be taken. First off there has to be guitar solos, whether it’s bass guitar or electric guitar there has to be solos. Drum solos are also recommended, and extreme, but they are not essential because after about twenty-five seconds of drum solo’s everyone falls asleep.
Step 3 – Attitude
When you’re a badass it is essential that you don’t take any shit from anybody. Unless its Chuck Norris, then you can take shit from him because if you don’t you will most certainly die a slow painful Chuck induced death. Anyway taking shit from someone is what complete losers do, what badass do is give shit, not in a literal term though. If anyone try’s to give shit to you take that shit and deal it straight back, either verbally for physically, if it has to be done then it has to be done. Some common insults that losers use, are terms like, ‘your mum’ and �
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Things I hate on Bebo
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There are many things I hate on bebo, which I thought (until recently) that I was the only one that hated them. I was wrong. It turns out, after talking to my friends, that many people hate them. I am sure you hate them too.
The things that I hate are not bebo exclusive (they have been rumoured to derive from myspace and spread from there) but do tend to be on bebo a lot.
The Number one bebo thing I hate is this.
киσωи αѕ: [ faggot, loser who does this ]
..fεll fяoм нεαvεη..: 2и∂ σf ∂є¢ємвєя
вℓσωи σωт: [ 15 ¢αи∂ℓєš ]
ℓσσкѕ тняυ: [ нαzєℓ єуєš ]
вяυѕнєѕ тняυ: [ вяσωи нαιя ]
є∂υ¢αтє∂ αт: [ ğяαммαя ]
ƒανσυяιтє ¢σℓσя: [ ğяєєи ]
·.·•нêåят вëℓõñg$ тσ:: [ sorry girls this boy is already owned by a lucky girl ]
ρяσω∂ тσ вє: [ αυššιє & ιяιšн ]
ℓσνєz: [ яυğву υиισи ]
вυммιи αт: [ тнє α¢т ]
This is fucking terrible what is this? What are they writing? This bullshit 'attempted cool' way to introduce myself; do what a man does and tell them what you hate (like me). I mean what the fuck is up with ℓ’σσкѕ тняυ’ and ‘fεll fяoм нεαvεη’.
Second off is the font. It’s very hard to read and hurts my eyes. I don’t get what would be going through their minds when were writing this. They spelt stuff wrong, presumably to save time (which they didn’t), and they put all this bullshit in the writing, which makes it hard to read. Are they trying to be all ‘new agey’ by writing in this weird-shit writing, a more extreme and dicky/wankster example of this is the upper and lower case shit.
eg.
HeY chEcK ThIS cOnFUSinG ShIT OuT iTs STArtINg ToO PisS mE oFf.
I’m sure you have all seen this and yes, it’s really annoying. First off what is the point of doing this shit? It takes up so much time, is really annoying, time consuming to write AND read; unless they haven’t decided on using capitals or lower case and are to lazy to change everything else.
But what’s even more sinister is the following passage; don’t bother reading it, no real badass (or even human) can, It’s impossible. It’s just a bunch of letters and symbols pilled together by someone who can’t read. This is the root of all evil.
ľÌҝỀ βỆїŅĢ ţήÊ ģÓĄĽįệ ωЋęЙ ĺ ÞļĄy ŝŐČĉÈѓ, ї'M ∫ĉĄŕěĎ ÇгÀÞĿễŚŚ õҒ šςĄгξςŗôשּׂš, Mŷ ßĬŕ‡ήďÄŸ Ĭš θņ ťŋể 13†ŋ θךּ פֿŲņę @ŋđ ŀ ľĺĶξ ŢŎ ÞľĄҰ Þš2 ĤėáÞ∫.
ŧҢâŧ'Ś ÞяΞ‡ŤŶ mūĊĤ Mể
What the fuck is that, if any non-human or loser is out there could you please translate this.
Something else that pisses me off is ‘poser pictures’, but ill leave that for later Samii GC.
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